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MaDalton · 06-25-2007, 05:06 PM

i never had any of them ring at my door - but since i sleep during the day and have my bell switched off i might have simply missed them. not that i care anyways

edit: 50 religious nuts ;)

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I remember one time I told them I was too busy to talk. They asked if they could help. When I asked if they knew html they admitted they did not and left freely.

nice reply ...would love to see some html witnesses

baddog · 06-25-2007, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

well i questioned them on the blood transfusions once ...but hey i've been dealing with the uk /german group

for them the word of the bible is law...no matter how stupid it seems

Stick to the Bible, much more effective.

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Originally Posted by wizhard

In my experiences these people are too well brainwashed to consider anything other than what the've already had drummed into them, ( generally from an early age ), regardless of what evidence you confound them with.

Lol, just like the old saying goes - A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing

Point out things like fossils, dinosaurs, evolution and the fact that if any of these things had been discussed in biblical times the person talking about it would have been taken outside the city gates and stoned to death.

When you point out the OT had limited resources, they can see the light.

TurboAngel · 06-25-2007, 05:09 PM

I put my AFF tank on before I open the door, works like a charm.

Rochard · 06-25-2007, 05:10 PM

I always invite them, let them chat, serve them some tea...... then ask them if they allow pornographers into their church.

Then tell them that the entire house is wired and they are on a porn site live right now.

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PointerAdv_Lindsay

Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.

that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PointerAdv_Lindsay

Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.

that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PointerAdv_Lindsay

Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.

that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wizhard

The second word I usually say to them is "off"

Can anyone guess what the first one is ?

naaa don't have a clue...hey that is rude

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I just tell them I'm an Atheist and they usally apologize for bothering me and then go bother my next door neighbor.

would that not give them an extra incentive to bother you?

D · 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

sounds like a plan...but i am sure if i claim to be an apostate they'll be able to look it up...

Maybe.

But even if they don't find data on you, I still doubt they'd chance visiting you again.

Just need to say "Thanks... but I'm an apostate - I'm sure you understand." and try not to let their looking at you as the devil incarnate get to you as you shut the door.

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

I try to sell them Atheism.

must be a hard sell

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Revshare-Omar

I open the door naked !

you too?

i feel sorry for the us postal service

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

I just say "I'm sorry, I'm not interested" and I close the door.

I'm too polite

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I have 3 Rottweilers.

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

my dog keeps them away from the door

lol i don't even have a cat

Donkey Punch · 06-25-2007, 05:29 PM

I'd tell them come in and join the party

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Tell them that you were disfellowshipped for loose conduct and that you have joined a satanist sex cult. They will cross you off their list and not come back, it's part of their "policy" ;)

just thinking about it

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Oh garsh no, my wife dosnt like anal...

oh.....

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

lol nice...might cause disruption in the neighbourhood though

shekinah · 06-25-2007, 05:38 PM

I do respect peoples beliefs so I don't mind at all unless if it is related to murder or something!

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i never had any of them ring at my door - but since i sleep during the day and have my bell switched off i might have simply missed them. not that i care anyways

edit: 50 religious nuts ;)

never had a place where the bell could be shut off...only taped it over

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 06-25-2007, 05:40 PM

Personally, I don't even answer the door if I don't know the person. that goes for religious freaks, sales people, whoever.

LadyMischief · 06-25-2007, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

just thinking about it

Trust me I was raised as one, I know what works :P

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I put my AFF tank on before I open the door, works like a charm.

first off I don't have an aff top

secondly my boobs are a little smaller

ok so this won't work for me

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I always invite them, let them chat, serve them some tea...... then ask them if they allow pornographers into their church.

Then tell them that the entire house is wired and they are on a porn site live right now.

my place is too messy to let anyone in

SomeCreep · 06-25-2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by D

Maybe.

But even if they don't find data on you, I still doubt they'd chance visiting you again.

Just need to say "Thanks... but I'm an apostate - I'm sure you understand." and try not to let their looking at you as the devil incarnate get to you as you shut the door.

as in I are teh evil gay 2 horns on my head etc

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Donkey Punch

I'd tell them come in and join the party

along the lines of " hey I'm donkey punch and I'm having a gangbang right now...etc"

jaysmoke · 06-25-2007, 05:49 PM

i put fake blood on my hands and shirt and have a bent coat hanger in my hand

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by shekinah

I do respect peoples beliefs so I don't mind at all unless if it is related to murder or something!

hey I respect all beliefs...just depending on how nuts they are i react accordingly

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Trust me I was raised as one, I know what works :P

serious? a witness?

My neighbour is one ....not influenced by her parents or anything but by her own free will

she is well educated and is a cool girl ...at uni with me....i just get confused by people like this

did you jump off just like that?

TurboAngel · 06-25-2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

first off I don't have an aff top

secondly my boobs are a little smaller

ok so this won't work for me

You'll have to ask for one the regular t-shirts are the same.

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

You'll have to ask for one the regular t-shirts are the same.

ok smarty pants ...this does not solve my problem

my boobs have yet to grow

Silly Guy · 06-25-2007, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jaysmoke

i put fake blood on my hands and shirt and have a bent coat hanger in my hand

as in not having a straight coat hanger in my hand...

will that do it?

TSGlider · 06-25-2007, 06:55 PM

I say, "But you hate my kind."

MaDalton · 06-25-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

never had a place where the bell could be shut off...only taped it over

let's say: i removed the speaker

no insurance and vaccum cleaner guys either

SilentKnight · 06-25-2007, 08:39 PM

The wife and I invited a pair of JHs (a young guy and a chick) in to our place a few years back - and ushered them downstairs to the dungeon studio. We offered to pull up a few chairs and sit down to chat a while, but after eyeballing all the bondage and torture gear, the guy quickly mentioned they had a "lot of ground to cover" and had to get going.

I thought his abruptness was rather rude, given that we offered them polite and cordial hospitality. As I showed them the door, I handed the chick (rather plain-looking...but had potential) a business card and invited her to "drop by anytime" if she was seriously interested in chatting about her lifestyle and religion in relation to ours.

She hasn't called.

Pete-KT · 06-25-2007, 09:37 PM

Last time one knocked on our door they asked if I had talked to God altely, so i responded " Actually I just got off the phone with him, Would you like me to call him back?" every since then none of them have ever come back.

bobby666 · 06-25-2007, 11:28 PM

i show 'em my gun

dissipate · 06-25-2007, 11:30 PM

Start quacking at them?

poindexxer · 06-26-2007, 12:00 AM

i try to get as many free copies of their book as possible.

"Have you read the book of blah blah blah?"
"No, but I'd love to, can I have your copy?"
"Err.. Well"
"Is that what you guys are doing out here? Giving out copies of
the book of blah blah blah? Awesome!"
"Well, no-"
"Then what are you doing?"

Just keep going ike that.
It's really fun.

BucksMania · 06-26-2007, 02:45 AM

i just kill them and store in the basement
but they keep coming....huh?

BucksMania · 06-26-2007, 02:47 AM

well, infact we dont have those over here

V_RocKs · 06-26-2007, 03:22 AM

I show them some Extreme Asses and they pretty much leave me alone after that.

Bdiddy · 06-26-2007, 03:41 AM

I offer them a beer.

zeruel · 06-26-2007, 03:43 AM

i talk to them in a good way... just a respect for their beliefs...

notabook · 06-26-2007, 03:43 AM

I show them my collection of cat skulls. Always amusing.

Fucksakes · 06-26-2007, 04:03 AM

I got tricked, when I was single and living alone, 2 super hot girls knock at my door and start talking about the bible, they asked to come in and i said sure.. and at the time I didnt have a couch so my mattress and boxspring was in my livingroom.. where i had my projector tv and computer hooked up to it.. anyways for about 3-4 times these 2 chicks came to my house and sat on my bed and read me the bible.. I was only praying something would happen, after a few visits 2 guys knocked at my door told me they were replacing the girls cause they moved, and I shut the door on them.

true story. probably wont ever forget it.

The Heron · 06-26-2007, 06:41 AM

Ask them for thier address so you can visit them and try to convert them to your religion!

Ravage · 06-26-2007, 06:54 AM

That pretty much gets rid of them for me.

06-25-2007, 05:06 PM	#51
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,828	i never had any of them ring at my door - but since i sleep during the day and have my bell switched off i might have simply missed them. not that i care anyways edit: 50 religious nuts ;) __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I put my AFF tank on before I open the door, works like a charm.

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	The wife and I invited a pair of JHs (a young guy and a chick) in to our place a few years back - and ushered them downstairs to the dungeon studio. We offered to pull up a few chairs and sit down to chat a while, but after eyeballing all the bondage and torture gear, the guy quickly mentioned they had a "lot of ground to cover" and had to get going. I thought his abruptness was rather rude, given that we offered them polite and cordial hospitality. As I showed them the door, I handed the chick (rather plain-looking...but had potential) a business card and invited her to "drop by anytime" if she was seriously interested in chatting about her lifestyle and religion in relation to ours. She hasn't called.

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Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Last time one knocked on our door they asked if I had talked to God altely, so i responded " Actually I just got off the phone with him, Would you like me to call him back?" every since then none of them have ever come back.

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poindexxer Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 52	i try to get as many free copies of their book as possible. "Have you read the book of blah blah blah?" "No, but I'd love to, can I have your copy?" "Err.. Well" "Is that what you guys are doing out here? Giving out copies of the book of blah blah blah? Awesome!" "Well, no-" "Then what are you doing?" Just keep going ike that. It's really fun. __________________ Hit me up for text writing work of all kinds done by 100% native english speakers. [email protected]

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Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I got tricked, when I was single and living alone, 2 super hot girls knock at my door and start talking about the bible, they asked to come in and i said sure.. and at the time I didnt have a couch so my mattress and boxspring was in my livingroom.. where i had my projector tv and computer hooked up to it.. anyways for about 3-4 times these 2 chicks came to my house and sat on my bed and read me the bible.. I was only praying something would happen, after a few visits 2 guys knocked at my door told me they were replacing the girls cause they moved, and I shut the door on them. true story. probably wont ever forget it.

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