How do you react to Jehovah's Witnesses at your door!
 

I am a very polite person

I've had some interesting discussions on my doorstep.... but they do leave eventually


I'm sure many of you have dealt with them differently....please do tell:)

I listen to their speil and take their information..no need to be rude

I've very nice also and just tell them that I'm not a religious man but I do practice/study Buddhism . I then tell them they are more then welcome to leave there booklet and i will read it. If i get one thing out of it that helps me through life then great. if not then nothing lost but a few mins of my time.

Answer the door naked and start educating them on Jesus Christ and the Bible.

Politely, I tell them I'm not interested and thank them for stopping by.

I show up naked to the door..

DH

well round here once they drop off their watchtower or whatever they do return calls and want to discuss further...once i get started on the right to be gay and blood transfusions they usually leave...quickly

so you 2 show up at the door naked just incase they may be jehovah's witnesses:1orglaugh

I like to show them the error in their beliefs

i have a live in .... shes not very open minded BUT... she likes anal so... im on the road to success

Without opening the door and before they start their babbling, I ask them, "Does this have anything to do with religion, donations, or the selling of any product?"

They say, "Yes." I say, "Not interested. Good bye."

And that's it.

If I am not expecting anyone, I don't answer the door. If you come over without calling first, don't expect me to answer the door.

same here...they are hard nuts though

I tell them I'm a muslim

your wife?

Act like nobody's home.

walk out side naked with animal blood all over me, and a dead squirrel in my hand and say "wtf is this, it better be good, i was sacrificing this animal to the holy one satan!"

oh come on you are missing out on something

You need to back up allegations with facts . . . you would be surprised how open they can be when comments properly supported

Put a porn dvd on and turn up the Volume and then act like nothing is wrong ask him if he has any attractive daughters

If you want them gone for good, inform them that you're an "apostate" (someone that's been in the religion before but has chosen to leave of their own free will).

In the JW religion, that's akin to being the Antichrist. Like any good cult, they're instructed to shun all ex-communicated individuals, so they'll most likely just zip it up, walk away, making a note of your address to inform the other JW's to never visit your door again.

i guess different countries different ways of handling doors...sad somehow

solution is simple. 1 word. Sprinklers

I am polite, I just tell them i'm not interested.

I once asked about their opinion on sadomasochism when they came to my door and they asked me if they could come in so we can discuss it.

Then I said: Only if I can demonstrate some of it to the lady :)

(she was around 35 and cute)

I wonder why they left :)

DH showed up to my door naked once.

I remember one time I told them I was too busy to talk. They asked if they could help. When I asked if they knew html they admitted they did not and left freely.

Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.

I just smile and look cute...damn it does not work

The second word I usually say to them is "off"

Can anyone guess what the first one is ? :winkwink:

i don't mind answering the door...I just can't recognise them through the peephole

I just tell them I'm an Atheist and they usally apologize for bothering me and then go bother my next door neighbor.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh...like the idea.....i just don't seem to have dead squirrels handy at such short notice

well i questioned them on the blood transfusions once ...but hey i've been dealing with the uk /german group

for them the word of the bible is law...no matter how stupid it seems

In my experiences these people are too well brainwashed to consider anything other than what the've already had drummed into them, ( generally from an early age ), regardless of what evidence you confound them with.

Lol, just like the old saying goes - A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing

I try to sell them Atheism.

:1orglaugh nice one

sounds like a plan...but i am sure if i claim to be an apostate they'll be able to look it up...

I open the door naked !

:1orglaugh

no lawn

no sprinklers

I just say "I'm sorry, I'm not interested" and I close the door.

often hard to get a word in when they start quoting the bible

:1orglaugh way to go

I have 3 Rottweilers.

my dog keeps them away from the door

I'm the same way.. especially since I live alone. Unless I can peek outside and recognize the person, then I will let them in.

My grandparents used to get Jehovah's witnesses a lot because they lived near one of their centers.

:jerkoff

Oh garsh no, my wife dosnt like anal...

Tell them that you were disfellowshipped for loose conduct and that you have joined a satanist sex cult. They will cross you off their list and not come back, it's part of their "policy" ;)

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