How do you react to Jehovah's Witnesses at your door! - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

kittengerl

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2006

Posts: 195
Share

Post
#46

06-25-2007, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by aico

If I am not expecting anyone, I don't answer the door. If you come over without calling first, don't expect me to answer the door.

I'm the same way.. especially since I live alone. Unless I can peek outside and recognize the person, then I will let them in.

My grandparents used to get Jehovah's witnesses a lot because they lived near one of their centers.

icq: 15230936
gERL/Teen Toy Fetish/Fapalicious/Choke Fetish/Rocker Gerls/Gerl Cams
Comment
Silly Guy

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2007

Posts: 1421
Share

Post
#47

06-25-2007, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by dodger21

DH showed up to my door naked once.
Comment
Deej

I make pixels work

Join Date: Jun 2005

Posts: 24386
Share

Post
#48

06-25-2007, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by Silly Guy

your wife?

Oh garsh no, my wife dosnt like anal...

Deej's Designs n' What Not
Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching

Icq#30096880
Comment
LadyMischief

Orgasms N Such!

Join Date: Sep 2002

Posts: 18135
Share

Post
#49

06-25-2007, 04:05 PM

Tell them that you were disfellowshipped for loose conduct and that you have joined a satanist sex cult. They will cross you off their list and not come back, it's part of their "policy" ;)

ICQ 3522039
Content Manager - orgasm.com
[email protected]
Comment
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn

Join Date: Jul 2004

Posts: 38323
Share

Post
#50

06-25-2007, 04:05 PM

ADG

Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos

Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)
Comment
MaDalton

I am Amazing Content!

Join Date: Feb 2004

Posts: 39861
Share

Post
#51

06-25-2007, 04:06 PM

i never had any of them ring at my door - but since i sleep during the day and have my bell switched off i might have simply missed them. not that i care anyways

edit: 50 religious nuts ;)

AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003
Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites
Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you!
Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com
Comment
Silly Guy

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2007

Posts: 1421
Share

Post
#52

06-25-2007, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I remember one time I told them I was too busy to talk. They asked if they could help. When I asked if they knew html they admitted they did not and left freely.

nice reply ...would love to see some html witnesses
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#53

06-25-2007, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by Silly Guy

well i questioned them on the blood transfusions once ...but hey i've been dealing with the uk /german group

for them the word of the bible is law...no matter how stupid it seems

Stick to the Bible, much more effective.

Originally posted by wizhard

In my experiences these people are too well brainwashed to consider anything other than what the've already had drummed into them, ( generally from an early age ), regardless of what evidence you confound them with.

Lol, just like the old saying goes - A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing

Point out things like fossils, dinosaurs, evolution and the fact that if any of these things had been discussed in biblical times the person talking about it would have been taken outside the city gates and stoned to death.

When you point out the OT had limited resources, they can see the light.
Comment
TurboAngel

H.B.I.C.

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 30122
Share

Post
#54

06-25-2007, 04:09 PM

I put my AFF tank on before I open the door, works like a charm.
Comment
Rochard

Jägermeister Test Pilot

Join Date: Dec 2001

Posts: 75733
Share

Post
#55

06-25-2007, 04:10 PM

I always invite them, let them chat, serve them some tea...... then ask them if they allow pornographers into their church.

Then tell them that the entire house is wired and they are on a porn site live right now.

Herschel Savage
Brooklyn, NY
Comment
Silly Guy

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2007

Posts: 1421
Share

Post
#56

06-25-2007, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by PointerAdv_Lindsay

Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.

that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back
Comment
Silly Guy

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2007

Posts: 1421
Share

Post
#57

06-25-2007, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by PointerAdv_Lindsay

Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.

that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back
Comment
Silly Guy

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2007

Posts: 1421
Share

Post
#58

06-25-2007, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by PointerAdv_Lindsay

Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

They never came back.

that's how it worked for me...only i started to bang on about the right to be gay(not that I am gay) but anyways...i moved to germany the next week...so I don't know if they came back
Comment
Silly Guy

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2007

Posts: 1421
Share

Post
#59

06-25-2007, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by wizhard

The second word I usually say to them is "off"

Can anyone guess what the first one is ?

naaa don't have a clue...hey that is rude
Comment
Silly Guy

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2007

Posts: 1421
Share

Post
#60

06-25-2007, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by Mr Pheer

I just tell them I'm an Atheist and they usally apologize for bothering me and then go bother my next door neighbor.

would that not give them an extra incentive to bother you?
Comment

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 template Next

Working...