How do you react to Jehovah's Witnesses at your door! - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

Tom_PM · 06-26-2007, 06:55 AM

Last time I was unlucky enough to open the door to them, I told them I worship in private and to me religion is a personal thing. Told them I respected their personal choices and would never try to talk them out of it, and asked for the same in return. Have a nice day.

madawgz · 06-26-2007, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Bake

Put a porn dvd on and turn up the Volume and then act like nothing is wrong ask him if he has any attractive daughters

wow

lol

Nikki_Licks · 06-26-2007, 08:16 AM

I ask them if they can read the no soliciting sign...that usually works

Mr Steele · 06-26-2007, 08:44 AM

Ask about their Magical Underwear...they get really sensitive about that shit

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-26-2007, 08:49 AM

LoL usually im like uh no....thanks....please don't come by again.....and they leave after i shut the door on em..

OG LennyT · 06-26-2007, 09:10 AM

I tell them I'm not interested... no need to be an ass

ADL Colin · 06-26-2007, 09:59 AM

Haven't seen any at the new house but they are some of the most fun to debate with. Some of them are very well educated FROM THEIR POINT OF VIEW.

Silly Guy · 06-26-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

let's say: i removed the speaker

no insurance and vaccum cleaner guys either

that does sound good...but i'm rather retarded with that type of stuff

Silly Guy · 06-26-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

The wife and I invited a pair of JHs (a young guy and a chick) in to our place a few years back - and ushered them downstairs to the dungeon studio. We offered to pull up a few chairs and sit down to chat a while, but after eyeballing all the bondage and torture gear, the guy quickly mentioned they had a "lot of ground to cover" and had to get going.

I thought his abruptness was rather rude, given that we offered them polite and cordial hospitality. As I showed them the door, I handed the chick (rather plain-looking...but had potential) a business card and invited her to "drop by anytime" if she was seriously interested in chatting about her lifestyle and religion in relation to ours.

She hasn't called.

nice touch the business card

i don't have a dungeon though...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-26-2007, 04:01 PM

i invite them in to read me passages from their bible, then i attempt to read them passages form lavey's satanic bible. it's doesn't go over so well...

BuckNaked · 06-26-2007, 04:09 PM

Some showed up at my door saturday morning, asked me if I wanted to hear about our saviour jesus christ, I said well you can come in and talk to him yourself, he's beating my ass at gears of war on the 360, but he goes by the spanish word HEYSOOS! Then I shut the door on them...

BuckNaked · 06-26-2007, 04:10 PM

This was the first time I have ever had them show up at my door here, suprised someone didn't shoot em with their redneck shotgun!

CunningStunt · 06-26-2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

If I am not expecting anyone, I don't answer the door. If you come over without calling first, don't expect me to answer the door.

same. applies to the phone too - friends know to call me on my cellphone only. Why the fuck would I want to talk to complete strangers about my non-religious beliefs arguing the toss when I could be taking a dump instead.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-26-2007, 04:33 PM

wish i had more j-dubs drop by my place, they all seem to steer clear of me lately

Silly Guy · 06-26-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Last time one knocked on our door they asked if I had talked to God altely, so i responded " Actually I just got off the phone with him, Would you like me to call him back?" every since then none of them have ever come back.

blacklisted heh

Barefootsies · 06-26-2007, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Without opening the door and before they start their babbling, I ask them, "Does this have anything to do with religion, donations, or the selling of any product?"

They say, "Yes." I say, "Not interested. Good bye."

And that's it.

urbanpimp · 06-26-2007, 09:00 PM

I tell them that a good quality cult would send a hottie over for me to fuck.

Bex · 06-26-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I like to show them the error in their beliefs

Me too. I think I actually got one or two to quit the religion lol

06-26-2007, 06:55 AM	#101
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06-26-2007, 04:01 PM	#110
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06-26-2007, 04:33 PM	#114
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06-26-2007, 09:00 PM	#117
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