life expectancy - russia - GoFuckYourself.com

hahmike · 08-29-2002, 03:40 PM

according to the CIA world factbook, the average life expectancy in russia is:

male: 62 years
female: 72 years

that is fucking low! glad i'm not russian... for so many reasons.

lowest i could find is sierra leone, which puts males at 43 years and females at 49 years. holy shit!

i checked out japan because my gf is. they have the longest expectancy, but that isn't too surprising. i'm interested to see that in portugal where my parents come from, the stats show the following:

male: 72 years
female: 80 years

thank fuck, it's not TOO bad. i sure appreciate that extra 10 years above the average russian.

check that shit out, bro. and sis.

http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/index.html

what's your life expectancy?

klik · 08-29-2002, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike

glad i'm not russian... for so many reasons.

Cheshire · 08-29-2002, 03:44 PM

Glad I'm Portuguese

'course I was glad of that before I read this post...

SpyCam · 08-29-2002, 03:45 PM

you will all die

when you die - you die, and do you care how old you are if you're dead? :D

Alky · 08-29-2002, 03:46 PM

its based on where you live not what nationality you are.

hahmike · 08-29-2002, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Glad I'm Portuguese

you are?

wait... was that a low blow?

klik · 08-29-2002, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Glad I'm Portuguese

'course I was glad of that before I read this post...

nothing wrong with portuguese..
Too many russians ruin their own reputation.

Then we get the one out of ten who claims to not be a cheater.. and calls us all racists and 'stupid americans' because we talk about the FACTS.

Gary · 08-29-2002, 03:49 PM

Afghanistan

Life expectancy at birth: total population: 46.24 years

male: 46.97 years

female: 45.47 years (2001 est.)

Gary · 08-29-2002, 03:49 PM

Somalia

Life expectancy at birth: total population: 46.6 years

male: 44.99 years

female: 48.25 years (2001 est.)

Gary · 08-29-2002, 03:51 PM

DOnt bother saving for retirement if you live in uganda

Life expectancy at birth: total population: 43.37 years

male: 42.59 years

female: 44.17 years (2001 est.)

Cheshire · 08-29-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
you are?

wait... was that a low blow?

I am, and it wasn't

warez · 08-29-2002, 03:55 PM

warez · 08-29-2002, 03:57 PM

my grandfather is 86 and my grandmother is 87 years old

they both live in russia

that site is BS !

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Afghanistan

Life expectancy at birth: total population: 46.24 years

male: 46.97 years

female: 45.47 years (2001 est.)

No wonder:

Quote:

Afghanistan was invaded and occupied by the Soviet Union in 1979. The USSR was forced to withdraw 10 years later by anti-communist mujahidin forces supplied and trained by the US, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and others. Fighting subsequently continued among the various mujahidin factions, but the fundamentalist Islamic Taliban movement has been able to seize most of the country. In addition to the continuing civil strife, the country suffers from enormous poverty, a crumbling infrastructure, and widespread land mines.

I'd wanna die early too....

hahmike · 08-29-2002, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by warez
my grandfather is 86 and my grandmother is 87 years old

they both live in russia

that site is BS !

the idea of averages is that some people will be below, some will be right on, and others will be above.

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 04:01 PM

but on the positive side:

Quote:

Afghanistan is an extremely poor, landlocked country, highly dependent on farming and livestock raising (sheep and goats). Economic considerations have played second fiddle to political and military upheavals during two decades of war, including the nearly 10-year Soviet military occupation (which ended 15 February 1989). During that conflict one-third of the population fled the country, with Pakistan and Iran sheltering a combined peak of more than 6 million refugees. In early 2000, 2 million Afghan refugees remained in Pakistan and about 1.4 million in Iran. Gross domestic product has fallen substantially over the past 20 years because of the loss of labor and capital and the disruption of trade and transport; severe drought added to the nation's difficulties in 1998-2000. The majority of the population continues to suffer from insufficient food, clothing, housing, and medical care. Inflation remains a serious problem throughout the country. International aid can deal with only a fraction of the humanitarian problem, let alone promote economic development. In 1999-2000, internal civil strife continued, hampering both domestic economic policies and international aid efforts. Numerical data are likely to be either unavailable or unreliable. Afghanistan was by far the largest producer of opium poppies in 2000, and narcotics trafficking is a major source of revenue.

dinkz · 08-29-2002, 04:10 PM

Japan:
Life expectancy at birth: total population: 80.8 years
male: 77.62 years
female: 84.15 years (2001 est.)

Sweden:
Life expectancy at birth: total population: 79.71 years
male: 77.07 years
female: 82.5 years (2001 est.)

We aren't that far behind

twistyneck · 08-29-2002, 04:18 PM

Imagine the horror...

You're born. You cry a little bit and then blink your eyes. You look up and the first thing you see is your mother. She's ungodly fat, toothless, half-drunk, and she has a hairy mole on her cheek.

Then you look over at Papa. He hasn't worked since the battery factory closed a decade or so ago. His hitbots seem to be on the blink and his CP site just got kicked off Geocities. He has nothing to do but drink all day and pimp your mom all night.

You are blasted with hot smelly vodka breath as they ogle you and the realization finally hits - you have been born a Russian.

Fuck, right about then 62 years would seem like an eternity.

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Imagine the horror...

You're born. You cry a little bit and then blink your eyes. You look up and the first thing you see is your mother. She's ungodly fat, toothless, half-drunk, and she has a hairy mole on her cheek.

Then you look over at Papa. He hasn't worked since the battery factory closed a decade or so ago. His hitbots seem to be on the blink and his CP site just got kicked off Geocities. He has nothing to do but drink all day and pimp your mom all night.

You are blasted with hot smelly vodka breath as they ogle you and the realization finally hits - you have been born a Russian.

Fuck, right about then 62 years would seem like an eternity.

Cheshire · 08-29-2002, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Fuck, right about then 62 years would seem like an eternity.

Ahahaha ~ but seriously...

Ahahaha

eru · 08-29-2002, 05:43 PM

Russia is a huuuuuuuuuuuge country man. Some areas such as Moscow have very high life exptectancy wheras other areas such as Nordvik or Yakutsk probably have lower due to their location and standards of living.

kmanrox · 08-29-2002, 05:47 PM

english/irish americans seem to have a long ass lifespan, ::fingers crossed::

mic · 08-29-2002, 06:55 PM

I don't know what is better:
1.Died at 65
2.Died at 75 , but spend last 10 years in pampers , when everybody from your family waiting for you to fucking died soon.

xxxcam · 08-29-2002, 07:11 PM

one portugal mothefucker who needs to die and stop harassing russians....

hahmike · 08-29-2002, 07:15 PM

satansbitch · 08-29-2002, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mic
I don't know what is better:
1.Died at 65
2.Died at 75 , but spend last 10 years in pampers , when everybody from your family waiting for you to fucking died soon.

put it that way and 65 sounds much better!

hershie · 08-29-2002, 11:17 PM

When Clinton and Blair of Britain announced the mapping of the human genome was completed - Clinton said this would add at least 5 years or so onto the average life span of the next generation. I imagine that is just the beginning as soon they will be able to deal with most degenerative diseases because of the the genome discoveries and we will live to well over 100 yrs. in a few generations. With all the new medical advances, better diet, new drugs to correct things that would have killed you previously, the genome advances...we may see 130 yrs. as the norm soon?

CDSmith · 08-29-2002, 11:24 PM

Wait. What would be so bad about getting a low blow from Cheshire??

CDSmith · 08-29-2002, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Imagine the horror...

You're born. You cry a little bit and then blink your eyes. You look up and the first thing you see is your mother. She's ungodly fat, toothless, half-drunk, and she has a hairy mole on her cheek.

Then you look over at Papa. He hasn't worked since the battery factory closed a decade or so ago. His hitbots seem to be on the blink and his CP site just got kicked off Geocities. He has nothing to do but drink all day and pimp your mom all night.

You are blasted with hot smelly vodka breath as they ogle you and the realization finally hits - you have been born a Russian.

Fuck, right about then 62 years would seem like an eternity.

Okay, this is so fuggin funny I nearly crapped out a kidney laughing.

08-29-2002, 03:40 PM	#1
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	life expectancy - russia according to the CIA world factbook, the average life expectancy in russia is: male: 62 years female: 72 years that is fucking low! glad i'm not russian... for so many reasons. lowest i could find is sierra leone, which puts males at 43 years and females at 49 years. holy shit! i checked out japan because my gf is. they have the longest expectancy, but that isn't too surprising. i'm interested to see that in portugal where my parents come from, the stats show the following: male: 72 years female: 80 years thank fuck, it's not TOO bad. i sure appreciate that extra 10 years above the average russian. check that shit out, bro. and sis. http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/index.html what's your life expectancy?

08-29-2002, 03:44 PM	#3
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Glad I'm Portuguese 'course I was glad of that before I read this post... __________________ just a little bit naughty

08-29-2002, 03:49 PM	#8
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Afghanistan Life expectancy at birth: total population: 46.24 years male: 46.97 years female: 45.47 years (2001 est.) __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

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Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Somalia Life expectancy at birth: total population: 46.6 years male: 44.99 years female: 48.25 years (2001 est.) __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

08-29-2002, 03:51 PM	#10
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	DOnt bother saving for retirement if you live in uganda Life expectancy at birth: total population: 43.37 years male: 42.59 years female: 44.17 years (2001 est.) __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

08-29-2002, 03:45 PM	#4
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08-29-2002, 03:46 PM	#5
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	its based on where you live not what nationality you are.

08-29-2002, 03:55 PM	#12
warez Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 106	Last edited by warez; 08-29-2002 at 03:58 PM..

08-29-2002, 03:57 PM	#13
warez Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 106	my grandfather is 86 and my grandmother is 87 years old they both live in russia that site is BS !

08-29-2002, 04:10 PM	#17
dinkz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: here Posts: 534	Japan: Life expectancy at birth: total population: 80.8 years male: 77.62 years female: 84.15 years (2001 est.) Sweden: Life expectancy at birth: total population: 79.71 years male: 77.07 years female: 82.5 years (2001 est.) We aren't that far behind __________________ ICQ: 267715714

08-29-2002, 04:18 PM	#18
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Imagine the horror... You're born. You cry a little bit and then blink your eyes. You look up and the first thing you see is your mother. She's ungodly fat, toothless, half-drunk, and she has a hairy mole on her cheek. Then you look over at Papa. He hasn't worked since the battery factory closed a decade or so ago. His hitbots seem to be on the blink and his CP site just got kicked off Geocities. He has nothing to do but drink all day and pimp your mom all night. You are blasted with hot smelly vodka breath as they ogle you and the realization finally hits - you have been born a Russian. Fuck, right about then 62 years would seem like an eternity.

08-29-2002, 05:43 PM	#21
eru Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hawai'i Posts: 2,612	Russia is a huuuuuuuuuuuge country man. Some areas such as Moscow have very high life exptectancy wheras other areas such as Nordvik or Yakutsk probably have lower due to their location and standards of living. __________________ <font color="#FFFFFF" size="2" face="Verdana">This thread will self-destruct in 5 seconds.</font><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana"><br> <br> <font size="1">In the meantime, consider hosting with <a href="http://www.choopa.com"><font color="#00FF00">Choopa</font></a> -- The only provider with 9 x 1000mbps Transit Redundancy</font></font>

08-29-2002, 05:47 PM	#22
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	english/irish americans seem to have a long ass lifespan, ::fingers crossed:: __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

08-29-2002, 06:55 PM	#23
mic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 277	I don't know what is better: 1.Died at 65 2.Died at 75 , but spend last 10 years in pampers , when everybody from your family waiting for you to fucking died soon.

08-29-2002, 07:11 PM	#24
xxxcam Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 401	one portugal mothefucker who needs to die and stop harassing russians....

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08-29-2002, 11:17 PM	#27
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	When Clinton and Blair of Britain announced the mapping of the human genome was completed - Clinton said this would add at least 5 years or so onto the average life span of the next generation. I imagine that is just the beginning as soon they will be able to deal with most degenerative diseases because of the the genome discoveries and we will live to well over 100 yrs. in a few generations. With all the new medical advances, better diet, new drugs to correct things that would have killed you previously, the genome advances...we may see 130 yrs. as the norm soon?

08-29-2002, 11:24 PM	#28
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