08-29-2002, 04:21 PM
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There can be only one
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere else
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Originally posted by twistyneck
Imagine the horror...
You're born. You cry a little bit and then blink your eyes. You look up and the first thing you see is your mother. She's ungodly fat, toothless, half-drunk, and she has a hairy mole on her cheek.
Then you look over at Papa. He hasn't worked since the battery factory closed a decade or so ago. His hitbots seem to be on the blink and his CP site just got kicked off Geocities. He has nothing to do but drink all day and pimp your mom all night.
You are blasted with hot smelly vodka breath as they ogle you and the realization finally hits - you have been born a Russian.
Fuck, right about then 62 years would seem like an eternity.
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