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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-13-2007, 12:18 AM

They forgot the part where after an hour i start ripping off people's heads and shitting down their throats..

Donkey Punch · 06-13-2007, 12:20 AM

I'm glad I don't smoke cigs

I sure do smoke blunts though :-x

Pleasurepays · 06-13-2007, 12:21 AM

i just notified the FBI's Federal Task Force for Ridiculously Large Images. expect a call in the next few hours. i would also advise that you don't attempt to leave town. You're totally busted.

BangtheChampBabe · 06-13-2007, 12:22 AM

Thanks for that post... I'm going to send it to my friend that I want to stop smoking

$5 submissions · 06-13-2007, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i just notified the FBI's Federal Task Force for Ridiculously Large Images. expect a call in the next few hours. i would also advise that you don't attempt to leave town. You're totally busted.

LOL, I knew someone was gonna raise that. I was betting that GFYs autoresizing of images would help me escape the flames. Guess not

coding_bug · 06-13-2007, 12:33 AM

cool stuff.

TampaToker · 06-13-2007, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

They forgot the part where after an hour i start ripping off people's heads and shitting down their throats..

lmao you nailed it right there

LiveDose · 06-13-2007, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

They forgot the part where after an hour i start ripping off people's heads and shitting down their throats..

LOL

TBrown · 06-13-2007, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

They forgot the part where after an hour i start ripping off people's heads and shitting down their throats..

Sarah_Jayne · 06-13-2007, 02:48 AM

I used to live with a smoker and even though that I don't smoke my breathing is much better after a few years of not being around the smoke.

BucksMania · 06-13-2007, 05:11 AM

i saved that image!

calibra · 06-13-2007, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucksMania

i saved that image!

Yeah, me too

atom · 06-13-2007, 05:49 AM

fuck, i need to quit smoking.

bobby666 · 06-13-2007, 07:05 AM

i am a non smoker now for 3 months with the following results:

weight: + 17 kilo,breathing difficulties first time ever, fist time ever gum bleeding
in my life ...

and i am still agressive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gentle_Ben · 06-13-2007, 07:05 AM

damn thats scary. I'm gearing up to quit for good... fuck

Michaelious · 06-13-2007, 07:06 AM

Thank god i don't smoke.

Tom_PM · 06-13-2007, 07:08 AM

Man that is so true. If you're a 2 pack a day smoker who gets laid up for a few days in the hospital or something with no smokes, it's a real eye opener.

martinsc · 06-13-2007, 07:11 AM

damn, i need a new pack ....

sexy-babes.tv · 06-13-2007, 07:12 AM

I've actually just gave up (again!) - chewing on the nicotine gum as we speak !
I've set that image as my background to remind me to keep at it, thanks

nosey · 06-13-2007, 07:30 AM

quitnet.net may help too

create an account for free, enter your quit date and how much you smoke daily, then you'll get stats like...

Stats:
Your Quit Date is: X/XX/XXXX 0:00:00 AM/PM
Time Smoke-Free: # hours, # minutes and # seconds
Cigarettes NOT smoked: #
Lifetime Saved: # hours/days
Money Saved: $

royaljelly2 · 06-13-2007, 07:31 AM

well, i've quit for 4 years - so i'm 1 year away from reducing stoke.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-13-2007, 07:40 AM

I'm going to have a smoke now.

I should really quit, and I've been trying, this is the first pack I've bought in almost 3 weeks. Unfortunately, I've been hauling through it like a motherfucker...

$5 submissions · 06-13-2007, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royaljelly2

well, i've quit for 4 years - so i'm 1 year away from reducing stoke.

Same here, man. Same here.

Quitting is a bitch for the first 6 months. The craving is just GNARLED UP. It gets easier as time goes by though. However, I'm just being honest--whenever I get REALLY stressed up nowadays the craving comes back. Much much mellower than before but it does come back. Maybe after 1 to 2 more years, it would be completely gone.

I smoked from age 15 all the way to 35 with a 2 year break in between.

To all former smokers out there, keep up the good work!
To those who want to quit--you can do it... it's hard but its doable.

RuthB · 06-13-2007, 10:55 AM

I've been trying for some time now, but somehow the allure of those cancer sticks just keeps getting me

D · 06-13-2007, 11:00 AM

3 more years until the "heart attack chance returns to that of a nonsmoker" milestone here.

Strickie · 06-13-2007, 11:09 AM

I'm on day # 5 and feeling great, still have a long way to go though

seeric · 06-13-2007, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Same here, man. Same here.

Quitting is a bitch for the first 6 months. The craving is just GNARLED UP. It gets easier as time goes by though. However, I'm just being honest--whenever I get REALLY stressed up nowadays the craving comes back. Much much mellower than before but it does come back. Maybe after 1 to 2 more years, it would be completely gone.

I smoked from age 15 all the way to 35 with a 2 year break in between.

To all former smokers out there, keep up the good work!
To those who want to quit--you can do it... it's hard but its doable.

your brain associates the dopamine release from the cigarette with calm.

dont let it fool you.

Jimmy Rock · 06-13-2007, 11:12 AM

Gives me Hope!

PaulB IYP · 06-13-2007, 11:13 AM

smoke em up yall
pack a day for me
love it

Pleasurepays · 06-13-2007, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo AR

smoke em up yall
pack a day for me
love it

yeah right. everyone says that right up to the point they are laying in a hospital bed dying for absolutely no reason at all and their kids, wife and family are clutching them and in tears as they watch you slip away.

munki · 06-13-2007, 11:52 AM

Fuck... I need to quit...

06-13-2007, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romeo AR

smoke em up yall
pack a day for me
love it

All I can say is WOW. It amazes me that even if smokers don't know how bad it is for them, they don't care about how horrid them smell.

notabook · 06-13-2007, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666

i am a non smoker now for 3 months with the following results:

weight: + 17 kilo,breathing difficulties first time ever, fist time ever gum bleeding
in my life ...

and i am still agressive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Similar results for one of my friends. He coughs up phlegm constantly now (didn’t before), has trouble breathing at night when he’s laying down, and put on a few pounds. Been smoke free I think for about a year.

06-13-2007, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

Similar results for one of my friends. He coughs up phlegm constantly now (didn?t before), has trouble breathing at night when he?s laying down, and put on a few pounds. Been smoke free I think for about a year.

Sounds like his body is still detoxing...Must have smoked a pack a day plus.

biskoppen · 06-13-2007, 12:43 PM

I thought smoking was something you did untill you found at, as a 14 year old, the though factor really wasn't worth it ;)

$5 submissions · 06-13-2007, 03:17 PM

The worst cravings I got was after meals. Those first 6 months quitting were ROUGH. But I gotta say, it gets easier after that. It's been 4+ years now and it gets easier with time but the craving does come back from time to time (usually with stress).

germ · 06-13-2007, 08:08 PM

im a couple of months away from the 1 year mark.

hopefully i wont have a heart attack before then :P

tony286 · 06-13-2007, 08:10 PM

My father quit smoking 20yrs ago the cancer in his brain is lung cancer. So that shoots that graph to shit.

Spunky · 06-13-2007, 08:18 PM

I could probably quit the cigs but continue the reefer..double edged sword

RedShoe · 06-13-2007, 08:57 PM

There's the part of the graph BEFORE the 20 minute mark, and that's when you post on GFY to say you "quit smoking 5 minutes ago."

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-13-2007, 09:01 PM

i can quit smoking weed far easier than i can quit smoking cigarettes. The funny thing is for some INCREDIBLY STUPID reason I didn't start smoking cigarettes regularly until I turned 21. FOr a year or so I figured they had no grip on me, now it's been around 2 and a half years and I honestly want to destroy things when I'm not smoking. I've quit for a 3month period and a month and ahalf period, and i always wind up coming back. Drinking causes me the bigges tissue while trying to quit. Any smoke rknows that once you get a few drinks down the all you want to is a cigarette, and more than likely YOU WILL find and smoke one, then its all back downhill from there...

When I quit for the 3 months stretch the first couple weeks were terrible, i felt feverish, hacke dup phlegm nonstop, was irritable, wasn't eating right. The shit is terrible and everyone knows it.

But as Denis Leary so eloquently put it "It doesn't matter how big the warnings on the cigarettes are; you could have a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called TUMORS, and smokers would be around the block going, 'I can't wait to get my hands on these fucking things! I bet ya get a tumor as soon as you light up!'"

SilentKnight · 06-13-2007, 09:04 PM

Still smokin' at 43 - started at 14.

Mebbe I'll wise up and set a goal of quitting soon after thirty years.

My old man got himself hypnotized years ago and hasn't smoked since (he was a pack-a-day smoker). He swears by the treatment, and said he never got cravings after the sessions.

CaptainHowdy · 06-13-2007, 09:11 PM

More than 2 years without a smoke and never felt better !!

YanksAngel · 06-13-2007, 09:23 PM

yOU GUYS i THINK i HAVE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE ONCE BUT THERE IS A CURE FOR THIS AND ALL ADDICTION THAT CAN BE AVAILABLE OUTSIDE OF usa ... PLEASE READ ABOUT IT. iT REALLY IS A CURE AND WITH NO WITHDRAW AND i MEAN EVEN IF YOUR ADDICTION IS HEROIN OR ALCOHOL. iT IS FACT AND FOR OBVIOUS REASONS $$$ HAS NOT BEEN APPROVED IN THE USA.

WWW.IBEGINAGAIN.COM TRULY A MIRACLE

YanksAngel · 06-13-2007, 09:24 PM

Shit sorry about the caps. D'oh!!

gigi · 06-13-2007, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey

quitnet.net may help too

create an account for free, enter your quit date and how much you smoke daily, then you'll get stats like...

Stats:
Your Quit Date is: X/XX/XXXX 0:00:00 AM/PM
Time Smoke-Free: # hours, # minutes and # seconds
Cigarettes NOT smoked: #
Lifetime Saved: # hours/days
Money Saved: $

I joined when I quit last year....here are my stats now:
My Stats:
Your Quit Date is: 1/24/2006 10:34:00 AM
Time Smoke-Free: 505 days, 14 hours, 32 minutes and 15 seconds
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 12640
Lifetime Saved: 3 months, 6 days, 13 hours
Money Saved: $2,213.75

Not bad, not bad.

06-13-2007, 12:12 AM	#1
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BangtheChampBabe Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Florida Posts: 31	Thanks for that post... I'm going to send it to my friend that I want to stop smoking __________________

06-13-2007, 05:49 AM	#14
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06-13-2007, 07:05 AM	#15
bobby666 boots are my religion Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Heart of europe Posts: 21,765	i am a non smoker now for 3 months with the following results: weight: + 17 kilo,breathing difficulties first time ever, fist time ever gum bleeding in my life ... and i am still agressive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________

06-13-2007, 12:18 AM	#2
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	They forgot the part where after an hour i start ripping off people's heads and shitting down their throats..

06-13-2007, 12:21 AM	#4
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	i just notified the FBI's Federal Task Force for Ridiculously Large Images. expect a call in the next few hours. i would also advise that you don't attempt to leave town. You're totally busted.

06-13-2007, 12:33 AM	#7
coding_bug Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Somewhere only we know Posts: 100	cool stuff.

06-13-2007, 02:48 AM	#11
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I used to live with a smoker and even though that I don't smoke my breathing is much better after a few years of not being around the smoke.

06-13-2007, 05:11 AM	#12
BucksMania Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,758	i saved that image!

06-13-2007, 07:05 AM	#16
Gentle_Ben Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Barcelona Posts: 733	damn thats scary. I'm gearing up to quit for good... fuck __________________ ICQ ME: 203-810-401

06-13-2007, 07:06 AM	#17
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	Thank god i don't smoke. __________________

06-13-2007, 07:08 AM	#18
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Man that is so true. If you're a 2 pack a day smoker who gets laid up for a few days in the hospital or something with no smokes, it's a real eye opener. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

06-13-2007, 07:11 AM	#19
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06-13-2007, 07:12 AM	#20
sexy-babes.tv Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: UK Posts: 274	I've actually just gave up (again!) - chewing on the nicotine gum as we speak ! I've set that image as my background to remind me to keep at it, thanks

06-13-2007, 07:30 AM	#21
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06-13-2007, 07:31 AM	#22
royaljelly2 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,034	well, i've quit for 4 years - so i'm 1 year away from reducing stoke.

06-13-2007, 07:40 AM	#23
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	I'm going to have a smoke now. I should really quit, and I've been trying, this is the first pack I've bought in almost 3 weeks. Unfortunately, I've been hauling through it like a motherfucker...

06-13-2007, 10:55 AM	#25
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06-13-2007, 11:00 AM	#26
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	3 more years until the "heart attack chance returns to that of a nonsmoker" milestone here. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

06-13-2007, 11:09 AM	#27
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06-13-2007, 11:12 AM	#29
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06-13-2007, 11:13 AM	#30
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06-13-2007, 11:52 AM	#32
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Fuck... I need to quit... __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

06-13-2007, 12:43 PM	#36
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06-13-2007, 03:17 PM	#37
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	The worst cravings I got was after meals. Those first 6 months quitting were ROUGH. But I gotta say, it gets easier after that. It's been 4+ years now and it gets easier with time but the craving does come back from time to time (usually with stress). __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

06-13-2007, 08:08 PM	#38
germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	im a couple of months away from the 1 year mark. hopefully i wont have a heart attack before then :P

06-13-2007, 08:10 PM	#39
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	My father quit smoking 20yrs ago the cancer in his brain is lung cancer. So that shoots that graph to shit.

06-13-2007, 08:18 PM	#40
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06-13-2007, 08:57 PM	#41
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	There's the part of the graph BEFORE the 20 minute mark, and that's when you post on GFY to say you "quit smoking 5 minutes ago." __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

06-13-2007, 09:01 PM	#42
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	i can quit smoking weed far easier than i can quit smoking cigarettes. The funny thing is for some INCREDIBLY STUPID reason I didn't start smoking cigarettes regularly until I turned 21. FOr a year or so I figured they had no grip on me, now it's been around 2 and a half years and I honestly want to destroy things when I'm not smoking. I've quit for a 3month period and a month and ahalf period, and i always wind up coming back. Drinking causes me the bigges tissue while trying to quit. Any smoke rknows that once you get a few drinks down the all you want to is a cigarette, and more than likely YOU WILL find and smoke one, then its all back downhill from there... When I quit for the 3 months stretch the first couple weeks were terrible, i felt feverish, hacke dup phlegm nonstop, was irritable, wasn't eating right. The shit is terrible and everyone knows it. But as Denis Leary so eloquently put it "It doesn't matter how big the warnings on the cigarettes are; you could have a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called TUMORS, and smokers would be around the block going, 'I can't wait to get my hands on these fucking things! I bet ya get a tumor as soon as you light up!'"

06-13-2007, 09:04 PM	#43
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Still smokin' at 43 - started at 14. Mebbe I'll wise up and set a goal of quitting soon after thirty years. My old man got himself hypnotized years ago and hasn't smoked since (he was a pack-a-day smoker). He swears by the treatment, and said he never got cravings after the sessions.

06-13-2007, 09:11 PM	#44
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06-13-2007, 09:23 PM	#45
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06-13-2007, 09:24 PM	#46
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