Any More Bro Slang? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 06-07-2007, 04:57 PM

how many 'bro' words has that site coined so far? there's 'bromaster' and 'brovention' - lemme know more or contribute your own.

'bromaster' - webmaster widely regarded to be a top notch guy, has all the
'bro' skills in his toolbox

'brovention' - an industry gathering of bro's

'bronosaur' - an older webmaster, over 40 but still a top notch guy

'bronoser' - obsequious useless webmaster who kisses bromaster butt
at every opportunity,

'broshizzle' - idiotic utterance by a bro who doesn't realize ebonics isn't
funny any more but nobody wants to tell him

Juicy D. Links · 06-07-2007, 07:18 PM

BROodin

tical · 06-07-2007, 08:15 PM

hahaha bronosaur

munki · 06-07-2007, 08:16 PM

This thread delivers...

Mutt · 06-07-2007, 08:28 PM

brodacious tatas - term used to describe the enlarged mammaries of bro's on the juice or just plain fatso's

BROmaster · 06-07-2007, 08:29 PM

BROnosaur, I will add that to the BROictionary.

Spunky · 06-07-2007, 08:31 PM

BROver Exposure

mikeyddddd · 06-07-2007, 08:36 PM

All this bro talk gives me a brogasm

tical · 06-07-2007, 08:39 PM

BROral sex

woj · 06-07-2007, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

BROral sex

Mutt · 06-07-2007, 08:43 PM

Brohypnol - the date rape drug of choice for bromasters worldwide

dogfart-movies · 06-07-2007, 08:52 PM

BROkay - okay but better!

dogfart-movies · 06-07-2007, 08:54 PM

BROtein - the building block of life in the porn industry

aico · 06-07-2007, 09:03 PM

BROkin - bros that are related

tabasco · 06-07-2007, 09:57 PM

BROtality - when a Bro owns someone in a thread

aico · 06-07-2007, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco

BROtality - when a Bro owns someone in a thread

Wouldn't that be BROnage?

tabasco · 06-07-2007, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Wouldn't that be BROnage?

LOL. A BROtality is more a Bro finishing move, Mortal Kombat style.

BusterBunny · 06-07-2007, 10:04 PM

the only one i can think of is BROwned

BobG · 06-07-2007, 10:14 PM

Abrocrombie And Fitch ?a preppie bro.
Example: ?Dave went away to college and came back wearing a sweater around his neck?he?s like a total Abrocrombie And Fitch.?

afbrodesiac?Love potion for bros.
Example: ?Last week some girl gave me a drink, and I ended up kissing her that night?she totally slipped me an afbrodesiac!?

ambrodextrous?A bro who can throw a shaka with his left or right hand.

Bilbro Baggins?Your bro who?s obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings.
Example: ?Jake?s seen The Twin Towers eight times. He?s such a Bilbro Baggins.?

Bro Derek?The super-hot chick who only hangs out with bros.
Example: ?Tammy?s way too hot to be hanging with those bros, she?s a total Bro Derek.?

Bro Jack?An alarm system your bro?s girlfriend uses to find him.
Example: ?Dude, Chris was supposed to be at work, but Marie activated her Bro Jack and found him partying at the Saloon.?

Bro Jackson?The bro who?s good at everything.
Example: ?Josh beat me in a heat yesterday and golf today. He?s good at everything like Bro Jackson.?

Bro Jay Simpson?The bro who gets away with murder.
Example: ?Dude, I totally snaked that big local and didn?t get beat up. I feel like Bro Jay Simpson.?

broa constrictor?A bro who likes to hug other bros.
Example: ?Dude, Chris can?t stop hugging me. I think he?s a broa constrictor.?

Broba Fett?Your bro who hunts down chicks.
Example: ?Mike?s in Broba Fett mode-look at the way he?s hunting down Melissa.?

brobituary?A short description of an ex bro who went off and got married.
Example: ?We miss you Chris. We knew Marie was taking you from us so we wrote you this brobituary.?

Marlbro?A bro who smokes way too many cigarettes.
Example: ?Geez, man?you stink! What are you, a marlbro??

police brotality?When cops abuse bros.
Example: ?All I said was, ?Yeah, guy!? to that cop, and the next thing I knew, he was beating me?total police brotality.?

Pillsbury Broboy?The bro who?s overweight.
Example: ?Dude, Cooper, quit eating those doughnuts. You?re starting to look like the Pillsbury Broboy!?

pimp and bro party ?when someone tries throw a theme party and the bros are the only ones to show.
Example: ?This would be a cool pimp and ho party except for the fact there?s no chicks here?it?s a pimp and bro party!?

Tom Brokaw?your bro who?s up on all the news.
Example: ?My friend Jim just told me that Saddam Hussein is a f?ker. He?s such a Tom Brokaw.?

stickyfingerz · 06-07-2007, 10:16 PM

Retbro "Those styles are Retbro dude!!"

tony286 · 06-07-2007, 10:40 PM

This thread is too funny.

mattz · 06-07-2007, 10:43 PM

BROke - newbie webmasters

tical · 06-07-2007, 11:57 PM

I was having so much fun at internext I didn't realize I just gave these guys 4 BRO jobs

hand-held · 06-08-2007, 01:37 AM

I had the misfortune of laughing over "brocall" for a few hours the other day. I'm glad this threat was not there or I'd have registered a lot more of these stupid things...

06-07-2007, 04:57 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Any More Bro Slang? how many 'bro' words has that site coined so far? there's 'bromaster' and 'brovention' - lemme know more or contribute your own. 'bromaster' - webmaster widely regarded to be a top notch guy, has all the 'bro' skills in his toolbox 'brovention' - an industry gathering of bro's 'bronosaur' - an older webmaster, over 40 but still a top notch guy 'bronoser' - obsequious useless webmaster who kisses bromaster butt at every opportunity, 'broshizzle' - idiotic utterance by a bro who doesn't realize ebonics isn't funny any more but nobody wants to tell him __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-07-2007, 08:15 PM	#3
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	hahaha bronosaur __________________ 112.020.756

06-07-2007, 08:16 PM	#4
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	This thread delivers... __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

06-07-2007, 08:28 PM	#5
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	brodacious tatas - term used to describe the enlarged mammaries of bro's on the juice or just plain fatso's __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-07-2007, 08:31 PM	#7
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	BROver Exposure __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

06-07-2007, 07:18 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	BROodin

06-07-2007, 08:29 PM	#6
BROmaster Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4	BROnosaur, I will add that to the BROictionary.

06-07-2007, 08:36 PM	#8
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	All this bro talk gives me a brogasm __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

06-07-2007, 08:39 PM	#9
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	BROral sex __________________ 112.020.756

06-07-2007, 08:43 PM	#11
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Brohypnol - the date rape drug of choice for bromasters worldwide __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

06-07-2007, 08:52 PM	#12
dogfart-movies Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 107	BROkay - okay but better! __________________ http://www.dogfart-movies.com Make $4 per shirt solid sales, world most offencive shirts. Or Just Fucking Buy One! $17...

06-07-2007, 08:54 PM	#13
dogfart-movies Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 107	BROtein - the building block of life in the porn industry __________________ http://www.dogfart-movies.com Make $4 per shirt solid sales, world most offencive shirts. Or Just Fucking Buy One! $17...

06-07-2007, 09:03 PM	#14
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	BROkin - bros that are related

06-07-2007, 09:57 PM	#15
tabasco Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 2,624	BROtality - when a Bro owns someone in a thread __________________ "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

06-07-2007, 10:04 PM	#18
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	the only one i can think of is BROwned __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

06-07-2007, 10:14 PM	#19
BobG Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,274	Abrocrombie And Fitch ?a preppie bro. Example: ?Dave went away to college and came back wearing a sweater around his neck?he?s like a total Abrocrombie And Fitch.? afbrodesiac?Love potion for bros. Example: ?Last week some girl gave me a drink, and I ended up kissing her that night?she totally slipped me an afbrodesiac!? ambrodextrous?A bro who can throw a shaka with his left or right hand. Bilbro Baggins?Your bro who?s obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings. Example: ?Jake?s seen The Twin Towers eight times. He?s such a Bilbro Baggins.? Bro Derek?The super-hot chick who only hangs out with bros. Example: ?Tammy?s way too hot to be hanging with those bros, she?s a total Bro Derek.? Bro Jack?An alarm system your bro?s girlfriend uses to find him. Example: ?Dude, Chris was supposed to be at work, but Marie activated her Bro Jack and found him partying at the Saloon.? Bro Jackson?The bro who?s good at everything. Example: ?Josh beat me in a heat yesterday and golf today. He?s good at everything like Bro Jackson.? Bro Jay Simpson?The bro who gets away with murder. Example: ?Dude, I totally snaked that big local and didn?t get beat up. I feel like Bro Jay Simpson.? broa constrictor?A bro who likes to hug other bros. Example: ?Dude, Chris can?t stop hugging me. I think he?s a broa constrictor.? Broba Fett?Your bro who hunts down chicks. Example: ?Mike?s in Broba Fett mode-look at the way he?s hunting down Melissa.? brobituary?A short description of an ex bro who went off and got married. Example: ?We miss you Chris. We knew Marie was taking you from us so we wrote you this brobituary.? Marlbro?A bro who smokes way too many cigarettes. Example: ?Geez, man?you stink! What are you, a marlbro?? police brotality?When cops abuse bros. Example: ?All I said was, ?Yeah, guy!? to that cop, and the next thing I knew, he was beating me?total police brotality.? Pillsbury Broboy?The bro who?s overweight. Example: ?Dude, Cooper, quit eating those doughnuts. You?re starting to look like the Pillsbury Broboy!? pimp and bro party ?when someone tries throw a theme party and the bros are the only ones to show. Example: ?This would be a cool pimp and ho party except for the fact there?s no chicks here?it?s a pimp and bro party!? Tom Brokaw?your bro who?s up on all the news. Example: ?My friend Jim just told me that Saddam Hussein is a f?ker. He?s such a Tom Brokaw.?

06-07-2007, 10:16 PM	#20
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	Retbro "Those styles are Retbro dude!!"

06-07-2007, 10:40 PM	#21
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	This thread is too funny.

06-07-2007, 10:43 PM	#22
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	BROke - newbie webmasters

06-07-2007, 11:57 PM	#23
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	I was having so much fun at internext I didn't realize I just gave these guys 4 BRO jobs __________________ 112.020.756

06-08-2007, 01:37 AM	#24
hand-held Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: WA Posts: 136	I had the misfortune of laughing over "brocall" for a few hours the other day. I'm glad this threat was not there or I'd have registered a lot more of these stupid things...