Any More Bro Slang?

BROodin

hahaha bronosaur

This thread delivers...

brodacious tatas - term used to describe the enlarged mammaries of bro's on the juice or just plain fatso's

BROnosaur, I will add that to the BROictionary.

BROver Exposure

BROral sex

Brohypnol - the date rape drug of choice for bromasters worldwide

BROkay - okay but better!

BROtein - the building block of life in the porn industry

BROkin - bros that are related

BROtality - when a Bro owns someone in a thread

Wouldn't that be BROnage?

LOL. A BROtality is more a Bro finishing move, Mortal Kombat style.

the only one i can think of is BROwned

Abrocrombie And Fitch ?a preppie bro.
Example: ?Dave went away to college and came back wearing a sweater around his neck?he?s like a total Abrocrombie And Fitch.?

afbrodesiac?Love potion for bros.
Example: ?Last week some girl gave me a drink, and I ended up kissing her that night?she totally slipped me an afbrodesiac!?

ambrodextrous?A bro who can throw a shaka with his left or right hand.

Bilbro Baggins?Your bro who?s obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings.
Example: ?Jake?s seen The Twin Towers eight times. He?s such a Bilbro Baggins.?

Bro Derek?The super-hot chick who only hangs out with bros.
Example: ?Tammy?s way too hot to be hanging with those bros, she?s a total Bro Derek.?

Bro Jack?An alarm system your bro?s girlfriend uses to find him.
Example: ?Dude, Chris was supposed to be at work, but Marie activated her Bro Jack and found him partying at the Saloon.?

Bro Jackson?The bro who?s good at everything.
Example: ?Josh beat me in a heat yesterday and golf today. He?s good at everything like Bro Jackson.?

Bro Jay Simpson?The bro who gets away with murder.
Example: ?Dude, I totally snaked that big local and didn?t get beat up. I feel like Bro Jay Simpson.?

broa constrictor?A bro who likes to hug other bros.
Example: ?Dude, Chris can?t stop hugging me. I think he?s a broa constrictor.?

Broba Fett?Your bro who hunts down chicks.
Example: ?Mike?s in Broba Fett mode-look at the way he?s hunting down Melissa.?

brobituary?A short description of an ex bro who went off and got married.
Example: ?We miss you Chris. We knew Marie was taking you from us so we wrote you this brobituary.?

Marlbro?A bro who smokes way too many cigarettes.
Example: ?Geez, man?you stink! What are you, a marlbro??

police brotality?When cops abuse bros.
Example: ?All I said was, ?Yeah, guy!? to that cop, and the next thing I knew, he was beating me?total police brotality.?

Pillsbury Broboy?The bro who?s overweight.
Example: ?Dude, Cooper, quit eating those doughnuts. You?re starting to look like the Pillsbury Broboy!?

pimp and bro party ?when someone tries throw a theme party and the bros are the only ones to show.
Example: ?This would be a cool pimp and ho party except for the fact there?s no chicks here?it?s a pimp and bro party!?

Tom Brokaw?your bro who?s up on all the news.
Example: ?My friend Jim just told me that Saddam Hussein is a f?ker. He?s such a Tom Brokaw.?

Retbro "Those styles are Retbro dude!!"

This thread is too funny.

BROke - newbie webmasters

I was having so much fun at internext I didn't realize I just gave these guys 4 BRO jobs

I had the misfortune of laughing over "brocall" for a few hours the other day. I'm glad this threat was not there or I'd have registered a lot more of these stupid things...