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Abrocrombie And Fitch ?a preppie bro.
Example: ?Dave went away to college and came back wearing a sweater around his neck?he?s like a total Abrocrombie And Fitch.?
afbrodesiac?Love potion for bros.
Example: ?Last week some girl gave me a drink, and I ended up kissing her that night?she totally slipped me an afbrodesiac!?
ambrodextrous?A bro who can throw a shaka with his left or right hand.
Bilbro Baggins?Your bro who?s obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings.
Example: ?Jake?s seen The Twin Towers eight times. He?s such a Bilbro Baggins.?
Bro Derek?The super-hot chick who only hangs out with bros.
Example: ?Tammy?s way too hot to be hanging with those bros, she?s a total Bro Derek.?
Bro Jack?An alarm system your bro?s girlfriend uses to find him.
Example: ?Dude, Chris was supposed to be at work, but Marie activated her Bro Jack and found him partying at the Saloon.?
Bro Jackson?The bro who?s good at everything.
Example: ?Josh beat me in a heat yesterday and golf today. He?s good at everything like Bro Jackson.?
Bro Jay Simpson?The bro who gets away with murder.
Example: ?Dude, I totally snaked that big local and didn?t get beat up. I feel like Bro Jay Simpson.?
broa constrictor?A bro who likes to hug other bros.
Example: ?Dude, Chris can?t stop hugging me. I think he?s a broa constrictor.?
Broba Fett?Your bro who hunts down chicks.
Example: ?Mike?s in Broba Fett mode-look at the way he?s hunting down Melissa.?
brobituary?A short description of an ex bro who went off and got married.
Example: ?We miss you Chris. We knew Marie was taking you from us so we wrote you this brobituary.?
Marlbro?A bro who smokes way too many cigarettes.
Example: ?Geez, man?you stink! What are you, a marlbro??
police brotality?When cops abuse bros.
Example: ?All I said was, ?Yeah, guy!? to that cop, and the next thing I knew, he was beating me?total police brotality.?
Pillsbury Broboy?The bro who?s overweight.
Example: ?Dude, Cooper, quit eating those doughnuts. You?re starting to look like the Pillsbury Broboy!?
pimp and bro party ?when someone tries throw a theme party and the bros are the only ones to show.
Example: ?This would be a cool pimp and ho party except for the fact there?s no chicks here?it?s a pimp and bro party!?
Tom Brokaw?your bro who?s up on all the news.
Example: ?My friend Jim just told me that Saddam Hussein is a f?ker. He?s such a Tom Brokaw.?
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