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CyberHustler · 06-07-2007, 02:03 AM

Also, being the one to make the 50th post in a thread makes you cool...

Donkey Punch · 06-07-2007, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

Also, being the one to make the 50th post in a thread makes you cool...

I'll have to remember that one..

Whatever happened to the woj 50 bot ?

BobG · 06-07-2007, 02:17 AM

let Lanny Barbie ass rape you with a strap-on at a show. It's pretty much initiation for Bro Club

Mr. Mojo Risin · 06-07-2007, 02:49 AM

I'd say get a mainstream job and go to college if you haven't, unless you really want to make a "career" out of porn. Also, save money for a rainy day. I don't see why a newbie would want to get into porn now. It isn't the same as it was when I was a newb back around 1997. It was easy money then. That's why I quit college, and I regret it.

en21 · 06-07-2007, 02:50 AM

start with some capital.. don't expect things for free

Sarah_Jayne · 06-07-2007, 02:57 AM

put some money up and stop thinking everything is free..buy your own domain instead of begging for a sponsor to buy you one..same deal with hosting..because in the long run it is much better to be the one in total control of those things.

Donkey Punch · 06-07-2007, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

put some money up and stop thinking everything is free..buy your own domain instead of begging for a sponsor to buy you one..same deal with hosting..because in the long run it is much better to be the one in total control of those things.

I realize all the points you made are valid.
However, I would like a low overhead to start up the money making.
I beleive this is not only beneficial to me, but to the sponsor as well.
(Since I intend on working 20+ hours a day)

I do have short term and long term goals, which include 'total control' in the future. Right now this is not a possibility and I'd appreciate it if you would see it from my side and understand this.

No offense, but I hope your attitude is not that of the company that you're representing. You're showing a total lack of willingness to cooperate and help your affiliates, IMO.

:::PUNCH:::

Donkey Punch · 06-07-2007, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by en21

start with some capital.. don't expect things for free

I have no start up capital.. so I'm looking for "investors" aka sponsors that will help the little guy.

The little guy of today may be the big guy of tomorrow..

Verbal · 06-07-2007, 03:18 AM

Make ONE great site in a niche you personally enjoy, then ...

promote, promote, promote

aico · 06-07-2007, 03:29 AM

Move out of the US.

Madame0120 · 06-07-2007, 03:34 AM

Always have a mainstream site to show your neighbors.

www.bluetoongear.com

georgeyw · 06-07-2007, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

Always have a mainstream site to show your neighbors.

www.bluetoongear.com

lmfao!!!!

now this is advice that everyone should adhere too!

TBrown · 06-07-2007, 04:44 AM

the most important advice for newbies is:

http://www.adpayout.com/track/NzM4OjQ6Mw/

jdc · 06-07-2007, 05:15 AM

post sample pics of your movie thread...

scottybuzz · 06-07-2007, 05:23 AM

My advice is once that you find something that makes you money. dont stop it, and run it on autopilot and start something new. Duplicate it 10 times and make 10x the money.

Juicy D. Links · 06-07-2007, 05:26 AM

get as many BROSSSSSSSSSSS as u can

da man · 06-07-2007, 05:27 AM

my advice: make love 3 times a day. dont do more nor less.

Paul Markham · 06-07-2007, 05:27 AM

Play the members game not the surfers or affiliates game. Three different people looking for different things.

Think like the person you are selling to. Try to understand why he buys, what motivates him and what will satisfy him.

It's also a very tough road for a newbie today. Keep building bookmarkers by giving them a reason to come back.

TBrown · 06-07-2007, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by da man

my advice: make love 3 times a day. dont do more nor less.

Donkey Punch · 06-07-2007, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

get as many BROSSSSSSSSSSS as u can

Tell me How JDL !

Lots of good stuff in this thread thanks again everyone

markz08 · 06-07-2007, 06:05 AM

My tip... Follow the rules!

bu((aneer · 06-07-2007, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

Always have a mainstream site to show your neighbors.

www.bluetoongear.com

best piece of advice in the thread!

Pornwolf · 06-07-2007, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash;

..buy your own domain instead of begging for a sponsor to buy you one...

Holy shit! Seriously? People do that?

Damn.

budz · 06-07-2007, 09:35 PM

Never let them see you sweat

Iron Fist · 06-07-2007, 09:43 PM

Finsh what you start or shut it down completely.

and...

Don't install drive by downloads on your site!

and...

DON'T SIGNUP FOR ZANGO!

Joe Harlot · 06-07-2007, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick!

Learn PHP/MySQL and SEO.

...and you will make enough money.

I was gonna post like this one but what the heck you are right

Pornwolf · 06-07-2007, 10:09 PM

Let me add on to that:

Learn PHP/MySQL/Actionscript/Java and SEO.

Do that and you will always have money.

CaptainHowdy · 06-07-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks

cocaine will allow you to work longer but not better.

...

mattz · 06-07-2007, 10:35 PM

are you aloud to make these kind of threads when your a complete newbie yourself?

crockett · 06-07-2007, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch

I have no start up capital.. so I'm looking for "investors" aka sponsors that will help the little guy.

The little guy of today may be the big guy of tomorrow..

So why are you different than the 500 other noobs on the board that are in the same situation?

Advice.. Don't quit your day job until you are solid in what you are doing and don't ask for handouts.

mattz · 06-07-2007, 10:37 PM

you just joined 2 days ago, have 225 posts, which shows you are a total newbie. Real webmasters dont have enough time to post 100+ times per day. Stop acting like your an adult webmaster, and try harder at your burger king job.

Donkey Punch · 06-07-2007, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

So why are you different than the 500 other noobs on the board that are in the same situation?

Advice.. Don't quit your day job until you are solid in what you are doing and don't ask for handouts.

Awesome post. I respect your opinion.

No matter how one sided it is.

BangTheChamp · 06-07-2007, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch

I'll start...

K.I.S.S

Keep It Simple Silly.

No matter what you're doing, keep it simple.

Don't over think or make things overly complicated.

thanks for the tip

Donkey Punch · 06-07-2007, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz

you just joined 2 days ago, have 225 posts, which shows you are a total newbie. Real webmasters dont have enough time to post 100+ times per day. Stop acting like your an adult webmaster, and try harder at your burger king job.

Your powers of observation are mind boggling.

I know I'm not a "Real Webmaster" like you, but that is one of my long term goals.

Maybe you could help me become more like you.

I'll quit my Burger King job tomorrow!

btw, I think you need some Dr. Phil in your life, LOL.

mattz · 06-07-2007, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch

Your powers of observation are mind boggling.

I know I'm not a "Real Webmaster" like you, but that is one of my long term goals.

Maybe you could help me become more like you.

I'll quit my Burger King job tomorrow!

btw, I think you need some Dr. Phil in your life, LOL.

umm...congrats

mattz · 06-07-2007, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch

Your powers of observation are mind boggling.

I know I'm not a "Real Webmaster" like you, but that is one of my long term goals.

Maybe you could help me become more like you.

I'll quit my Burger King job tomorrow!

btw, I think you need some Dr. Phil in your life, LOL.

where did I say i was a "real webmaster" because im not, I'm just here for the free porn dude

Randyyy · 06-07-2007, 11:00 PM

this donkey punch dude annoys the shit out of me, get out

Donkey Punch · 06-07-2007, 11:37 PM

LOL, there go some winners. ..

Lookin like that misery loves a fake nick type thing

bobby666 · 06-08-2007, 12:44 AM

there is so much money in my porn

crockett · 06-08-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch

Awesome post. I respect your opinion.

No matter how one sided it is.

It's not really one sided, I'm not big bling or making big money. I did adult for 3 years or so before I went full time. Main reason was I needed the other job for other reasons than just money.

I still haven't replaced the total amount I made from both incomes, however I wouldn't go back to doing the other stuff I did. So I'm speaking from experance not from one side but from both.

Donkey Punch · 06-08-2007, 05:01 PM

okay,..

Quote:

So why are you different than the 500 other noobs on the board that are in the same situation?

I'm asking and trying?

Quote:

Advice.. Don't quit your day job until you are solid in what you are doing and don't ask for handouts.

How can you say that I'm asking for something and wont be solid in what I'm doing?

I plan on going hard. ;)

Donkey Punch · 06-08-2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch

okay,..

I'm asking and trying?

Which by the way is another tip for newbies.

If you're committed to something don't be afraid to ask for help to accomplish your task

As it was once told to me "The squeaky wheel gets oiled".

After Shock Media · 06-08-2007, 05:14 PM

Pick one niche, one domain, one idea, and stick with it until it works. Do not purchase other things for the backburner or whatever. To many people try to have like 10 things going at once and none are going at all.

Rochard · 06-08-2007, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

If you can, shoot your own content as much as possible, and try to keep it exclusive (as much is possible)

Just what we need - more idiots with crappy cameras that think they are photogaphers. Last night while loading up some content for my blog I downloaded some content and had to correct the damn lighting on the photos because the photographer can't even take a good looking photo.

As for newbies..... Think about your screen name because it will follow you around for the rest of your career in the industry. In my case, my name is pronounced "ROCK HARD" which leads to rumors that I'm hung like a can of soda pop - which works fine for me.

DO NOT name yourself [your first name] [company name] because no matter what you WILL leave that company. And if your the owner, well, you still shouldn't do it - because then in the future it will be that much more difficult to sell your company.

squizzel · 06-08-2007, 08:46 PM

listen to what i have to say very carefully... the principal relates to SEO but can be transfered to other aspects of this business....

Ok, your goal today is to do something that will make you sales forever. Create some text, optimize for some longtail keywords, rank for stuff that is easy to rank for. If u do something today that creates u income forever (Or atleast a year) and you continue doing this day in day out... All these sales every 2 weeks start to add up. Soon you are doing 10 sales per day... 20 sales per day... the sky is the limit.

So in laymans terms, do something today that you will benift from forever. If you cant figure out what to do then you dont deserve to make money in the first place.

he-fox · 06-08-2007, 08:56 PM

when more than 1 ppl tells you you're annoying, you should actually think about it.

Donkey Punch · 06-08-2007, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox

when more than 1 ppl tells you you're annoying, you should actually think about it.

I may break into tears any minute

steved · 06-08-2007, 09:38 PM

Sign up with every sponsor in my sig, and ask me for help, if you need it

Cherry7 · 06-09-2007, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neewwman

Buy a good e-book on porn webmastering.

I bought your book, read it, and your right

, Pretty good, it explained a lot of things that had me puzzled for the last year.

$5 submissions · 06-09-2007, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andiz

I like this thread

My tip:

This whole webmaster thing is not a sprint.....

It's a MARATHON!

REAL TALK! 100% COSIGN!

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06-07-2007, 04:44 AM	#63
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06-07-2007, 05:23 AM	#65
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06-07-2007, 02:03 AM	#51
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,714	Also, being the one to make the 50th post in a thread makes you cool...

06-07-2007, 02:17 AM	#53
BobG Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,274	let Lanny Barbie ass rape you with a strap-on at a show. It's pretty much initiation for Bro Club

06-07-2007, 02:49 AM	#54
Mr. Mojo Risin Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the middle of nowhere Posts: 1,886	I'd say get a mainstream job and go to college if you haven't, unless you really want to make a "career" out of porn. Also, save money for a rainy day. I don't see why a newbie would want to get into porn now. It isn't the same as it was when I was a newb back around 1997. It was easy money then. That's why I quit college, and I regret it.

06-07-2007, 02:57 AM	#56
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	put some money up and stop thinking everything is free..buy your own domain instead of begging for a sponsor to buy you one..same deal with hosting..because in the long run it is much better to be the one in total control of those things.

06-07-2007, 03:18 AM	#59
Verbal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,420	Make ONE great site in a niche you personally enjoy, then ... promote, promote, promote

06-07-2007, 03:29 AM	#60
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06-07-2007, 05:15 AM	#64
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06-07-2007, 05:26 AM	#66
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06-07-2007, 05:27 AM	#68
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06-07-2007, 06:05 AM	#71
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06-07-2007, 09:43 PM	#75
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06-07-2007, 10:09 PM	#77
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06-07-2007, 10:35 PM	#79
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	are you aloud to make these kind of threads when your a complete newbie yourself?

06-07-2007, 10:37 PM	#81
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	you just joined 2 days ago, have 225 posts, which shows you are a total newbie. Real webmasters dont have enough time to post 100+ times per day. Stop acting like your an adult webmaster, and try harder at your burger king job.

06-07-2007, 11:00 PM	#87
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06-07-2007, 11:37 PM	#88
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06-08-2007, 08:46 PM	#95
squizzel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 900	listen to what i have to say very carefully... the principal relates to SEO but can be transfered to other aspects of this business.... Ok, your goal today is to do something that will make you sales forever. Create some text, optimize for some longtail keywords, rank for stuff that is easy to rank for. If u do something today that creates u income forever (Or atleast a year) and you continue doing this day in day out... All these sales every 2 weeks start to add up. Soon you are doing 10 sales per day... 20 sales per day... the sky is the limit. So in laymans terms, do something today that you will benift from forever. If you cant figure out what to do then you dont deserve to make money in the first place.

06-08-2007, 08:56 PM	#96
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	when more than 1 ppl tells you you're annoying, you should actually think about it.

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