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fetishblog · 06-04-2007, 05:39 PM

Can't get laid any other way? Try this amazing PHP script and have sex tonight!

Code:

<?php
function findsex(){
  $human = new human;
  $tonight = new night;
  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');
  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));
  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")
  {
    $tonight->sex = true;
  }
  else
  {
    $tonight->sex = undefined;
    $result=trygetsex();
    if ($result==true){
      $tonight->sex = true;
    }
    else
    {
      $tonight->sex = false;
      $number = random(0,count($excuses));
      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";
    }
  }
  if($tonight->sex = true)
    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";
    return 0;
  else
    findsex();
}
?>

The Sultan Of Smut · 06-04-2007, 05:45 PM

Doesn't work I'm still sitting here lonely staring at the parse error

WiredGuy · 06-04-2007, 05:49 PM

I'm gonna modify that random number generator to be between 3 and 20 and have a great time tonight!
WG

munki · 06-04-2007, 05:50 PM

ROFLMAO

tiger · 06-04-2007, 05:59 PM

HA, nice coding.

fetishblog · 06-04-2007, 06:08 PM

I fixed the parse error!

Code:

<?php
function findsex() {
  $human = new human;
  $tonight = new night;
  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');
  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));
  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")
  {
    $tonight->sex = true;
  }
  else
  {
    $tonight->sex = undefined;
    $result=trygetsex();
    if ($result==true){
      $tonight->sex = true;
    }
    else
    {
      $tonight->sex = false;
      $number = random(0,count($excuses));
      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";
    }
  }
  if ($tonight->sex = true) {
    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";
    return 0;
  }
  else
    findsex();
}
?>

If all you get is a blank screen, then you're not getting lucky.

munki · 06-04-2007, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishblog

I fixed the parse error!

Code:

<?php
function findsex() {
  $human = new human;
  $tonight = new night;
  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');
  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));
  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")
  {
    $tonight->sex = true;
  }
  else
  {
    $tonight->sex = undefined;
    $result=trygetsex();
    if ($result==true){
      $tonight->sex = true;
    }
    else
    {
      $tonight->sex = false;
      $number = random(0,count($excuses));
      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";
    }
  }
  if ($tonight->sex = true) {
    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";
    return 0;
  }
  else
    findsex();
}
?>

If all you get is a blank screen, then you're not getting lucky.

ucv.karl · 06-04-2007, 06:35 PM

I think I am going to wait till version 2.0 comes out.

That trygetsex() function could create issues.

Here's a temporary fix.

Code:

<?php
function findsex() {
  $human = new human;
  $tonight = new night;
  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');
  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));
  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")
  {
    $tonight->sex = true;
  }
  elseif($human->man)
  {
    $tonight->sex = false;
  }
  else
  {
    $tonight->sex = undefined;
    $result=trygetsex();
    if ($result==true){
      $tonight->sex = true;
    }
    else
    {
      $tonight->sex = false;
      $number = random(0,count($excuses));
      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";
    }
  }
  if ($tonight->sex = true) {
    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";
    return 0;
  }
  else
    findsex();
}
?>

k0nr4d · 06-04-2007, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Doesn't work I'm still sitting here lonely staring at the parse error

fetishblog · 06-04-2007, 07:15 PM

Nice mod, thanks. ;)

06-04-2007, 05:49 PM	#3
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06-04-2007, 05:50 PM	#4
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06-04-2007, 05:59 PM	#5
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06-04-2007, 07:15 PM	#10
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06-04-2007, 05:45 PM	#2
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	Doesn't work I'm still sitting here lonely staring at the parse error