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fetishblog

06-04-2007 05:39 PM

Get laid tonight with this amazing PHP script!

Can't get laid any other way? Try this amazing PHP script and have sex tonight! :thumbsup

Code:

<?php

function findsex(){

  $human = new human;

  $tonight = new night;

  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');

  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));

  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")

  {

    $tonight->sex = true;

  }

  else

  {

    $tonight->sex = undefined;

    $result=trygetsex();

    if ($result==true){

      $tonight->sex = true;

    }

    else

    {

      $tonight->sex = false;

      $number = random(0,count($excuses));

      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";

    }

  }

  if($tonight->sex = true)

    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";

    return 0;

  else

    findsex();

}

?>

The Sultan Of Smut

06-04-2007 05:45 PM

Doesn't work I'm still sitting here lonely staring at the parse error :(

WiredGuy

06-04-2007 05:49 PM

I'm gonna modify that random number generator to be between 3 and 20 and have a great time tonight!
WG

munki

06-04-2007 05:50 PM

ROFLMAO

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binar..._did_there.jpg

tiger

06-04-2007 05:59 PM

HA, nice coding.

fetishblog

06-04-2007 06:08 PM

I fixed the parse error!

Code:

<?php

function findsex() {

  $human = new human;

  $tonight = new night;

  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');

  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));

  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")

  {

    $tonight->sex = true;

  }

  else

  {

    $tonight->sex = undefined;

    $result=trygetsex();

    if ($result==true){

      $tonight->sex = true;

    }

    else

    {

      $tonight->sex = false;

      $number = random(0,count($excuses));

      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";

    }

  }

  if ($tonight->sex = true) {

    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";

    return 0;

  }

  else

    findsex();

}

?>

If all you get is a blank screen, then you're not getting lucky. :)

munki

06-04-2007 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishblog (Post 12544933)

I fixed the parse error!

Code:

<?php

function findsex() {

  $human = new human;

  $tonight = new night;

  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');

  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));

  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")

  {

    $tonight->sex = true;

  }

  else

  {

    $tonight->sex = undefined;

    $result=trygetsex();

    if ($result==true){

      $tonight->sex = true;

    }

    else

    {

      $tonight->sex = false;

      $number = random(0,count($excuses));

      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";

    }

  }

  if ($tonight->sex = true) {

    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";

    return 0;

  }

  else

    findsex();

}

?>

If all you get is a blank screen, then you're not getting lucky. :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ucv.karl

06-04-2007 06:35 PM

I think I am going to wait till version 2.0 comes out.

That trygetsex() function could create issues.

Here's a temporary fix.

Code:

<?php

function findsex() {

  $human = new human;

  $tonight = new night;

  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');

  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));

  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")

  {

    $tonight->sex = true;

  }

  elseif($human->man)

  {

    $tonight->sex = false;

  }

  else

  {

    $tonight->sex = undefined;

    $result=trygetsex();

    if ($result==true){

      $tonight->sex = true;

    }

    else

    {

      $tonight->sex = false;

      $number = random(0,count($excuses));

      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";

    }

  }

  if ($tonight->sex = true) {

    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";

    return 0;

  }

  else

    findsex();

}

?>

k0nr4d

06-04-2007 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut (Post 12544829)

Doesn't work I'm still sitting here lonely staring at the parse error :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fetishblog

06-04-2007 07:15 PM

Nice mod, thanks. ;)

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