<?php
function findsex(){
  $human = new human;
  $tonight = new night;
  $excuses = array('Headache','Migraine','Not Today','Menstration');
  $num_girl = random(0,count($human->girl));
  if ($human->girl[$num_girl]=="stupid")
  {
    $tonight->sex = true;
  }
  else
  {
    $tonight->sex = undefined;
    $result=trygetsex();
    if ($result==true){
      $tonight->sex = true;
    }
    else
    {
      $tonight->sex = false;
      $number = random(0,count($excuses));
      echo $excuses[$number]."<br/>";
    }
  }
  if($tonight->sex = true)
    echo "<b>Operation Successful!</b>";
    return 0;
  else
    findsex();
}
?>