What do you tell people your job title is? - GoFuckYourself.com

TimBlaze · 05-25-2007, 11:04 PM

"webmaster"? "internet marketer"? "porn pusher"? etc

jakethedog · 05-25-2007, 11:05 PM

Porn producer .. ?

the Shemp · 05-25-2007, 11:05 PM

"the shemp"

The Walrus · 05-25-2007, 11:06 PM

Intergalactic Forensics Anthropologist

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-25-2007, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze

"webmaster"? "internet marketer"? "porn pusher"? etc

Depends on who's asking...

donkevlar · 05-25-2007, 11:07 PM

I don't know where to start. It depends on the situation.

If I'm drunk at a club talking to a girl I'm a semi-famous pop producer.

Around a bunch of stupid dudes, I'm a mega porn producer and I know Larry Flynt.

My parents... I'm doing high paying web design for a media company.

AaronM · 05-25-2007, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp

"the shemp"

I used to tell them I was a pornographer. Then I started telling them "the shemp" too. They seem puzzled but at least they smile now.

Urban Dictionary.........

2. shemp

A loser that has no clue what is going on.

Clearly somebody needs to add a new definition over there.

The Walrus · 05-25-2007, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

I don't know where to start. It depends on the situation.

If I'm drunk at a club talking to a girl I'm a semi-famous pop producer.

Around a bunch of stupid dudes, I'm a mega porn producer and I know Larry Flynt.

My parents... I'm doing high paying web design for a media company.

Cheesiest post of the night award goes to...

JamesK2 · 05-25-2007, 11:12 PM

Online marketing & webdesign. It's the truth

Oh and I never say porn, I prefer to say adult industry when talking about that.

abcx · 05-25-2007, 11:15 PM

I call myself an "Adult Internet Marketing Manager or Specialist" haha

the Shemp · 05-25-2007, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Urban Dictionary.........

2. shemp

A loser that has no clue what is going on.

that is awesome

donkevlar · 05-25-2007, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus

Cheesiest post of the night award goes to...

Hey, It gets me laid.

I actually am a semi-famous pop producer in Japan, just stretching the truth a bit.

wyldblyss · 05-25-2007, 11:16 PM

Internet Developer

Spunky · 05-25-2007, 11:22 PM

Sig whore..chicks dig it

dig0 · 05-25-2007, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

Hey, It gets me laid.

I actually am a semi-famous pop producer in Japan, just stretching the truth a bit.

Nah, when my friends ask me what I'm doing I just say: I do porn

Usually works, they think I am joking and all goes to fade

But as for serious situations, e.g. wife's parents - I say I'm in da internet marketing and they realize that it's way beyond their understanding

martinsc · 05-25-2007, 11:23 PM

webmaster and internet marketer

Evil E · 05-25-2007, 11:24 PM

Chief Technology Officer.

zeruel · 05-25-2007, 11:27 PM

PIMP? lol

BlackCrayon · 05-25-2007, 11:28 PM

I just tell them i work the innernets.

BigBen · 05-26-2007, 01:09 AM

Web developer.

BusterBunny · 05-26-2007, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Sig whore..chicks dig it

i don't have a reply now...thanks

mikeyddddd · 05-26-2007, 01:17 AM

Jackoff

JP513 · 05-26-2007, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Depends on who's asking...

Yeah man, that's totally me too. Need-to-know basis and all that shit.

JP513 · 05-26-2007, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Sig whore..chicks dig it

good one!

TimBlaze · 05-26-2007, 02:16 AM

"internet marketing" sounds good but dont wanna sound like a nerd either, i guess it depends whos asking for me

en21 · 05-26-2007, 02:37 AM

Senior Database Developer BLINK BLINK

drowsy · 05-26-2007, 05:07 AM

"amateur gynaecologist "

Dirty Dane · 05-26-2007, 05:10 AM

Webmaster

Sveindt Beindt · 05-26-2007, 05:15 AM

Porno King

chaze · 05-26-2007, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBlaze

"webmaster"? "internet marketer"? "porn pusher"? etc

It varies but I usually say I'm in internet or creative marketing.

xcitecash · 05-26-2007, 05:19 AM

I just say " I film people fucking"

thricer · 05-26-2007, 05:22 AM

sig whore

Viper2K1 · 05-26-2007, 05:50 AM

I learned not to mention the word "internet" for several reasons.
they either instantly think you're a computernerd and start mentioning problems they have with their computer.
or if the know a little about internet they want me to teach them how to make sites or atleast how to make money on it.

marketing consultant or whatever is usually enough

Kimo · 05-26-2007, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeruel

PIMP? lol

Professional Internet Marketing Person

just a punk · 05-26-2007, 05:55 AM

IT specialist

ServerGenius · 05-26-2007, 06:06 AM

so sad if you have to lie about what you do as a profession

sirkakashi08 · 05-26-2007, 06:17 AM

SEO Specialist!

Zester · 05-26-2007, 06:19 AM

"I work for the internet"

smashface · 05-26-2007, 06:54 AM

I tell people I am into domain monetization

Dshady · 05-26-2007, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xcitecash

I just say " I film people fucking"

minniesoporno · 05-26-2007, 07:14 AM

Internet sales in the adult industry and done.

Wizzo · 05-26-2007, 07:22 AM

Church Counselor, Eye Candy, Internet Marketing...

mariosdead · 05-26-2007, 07:33 AM

Intelectuall property management consultant.

SilentKnight · 05-26-2007, 07:38 AM

Depends who's asking. There's a time and place for everything.

Typically I say the generic "photographer". But sometimes I enjoy the shock value of "I'm a bondage/fetish photographer".

DamageX · 05-26-2007, 07:39 AM

Porn Peddler Extraordinaire

micker · 05-26-2007, 07:39 AM

Marketing Technology Consultant

KILL_FRENZY · 05-26-2007, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

Webmaster

geedub · 05-26-2007, 08:29 AM

professional dot com masturbator

JamesK2 · 05-26-2007, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viper2K1

I learned not to mention the word "internet" for several reasons.
they either instantly think you're a computernerd and start mentioning problems they have with their computer.
or if the know a little about internet they want me to teach them how to make sites or atleast how to make money on it.

marketing consultant or whatever is usually enough

lol I feel ya

MandyBlake · 05-26-2007, 08:37 AM

webdesigner / internet marketing

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