What do you tell people your job title is?
"webmaster"? "internet marketer"? "porn pusher"? etc 
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Roll that shit, light that shit,
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Porn producer .. ?No sig .. just me -
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I don't know where to start. It depends on the situation.
If I'm drunk at a club talking to a girl I'm a semi-famous pop producer.
Around a bunch of stupid dudes, I'm a mega porn producer and I know Larry Flynt.
My parents... I'm doing high paying web design for a media company.
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I used to tell them I was a pornographer. Then I started telling them "the shemp" too. They seem puzzled but at least they smile now.
Urban Dictionary.........
2. shemp
A loser that has no clue what is going on.
Clearly somebody needs to add a new definition over there.Comment
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Cheesiest post of the night award goes to...I don't know where to start. It depends on the situation.
If I'm drunk at a club talking to a girl I'm a semi-famous pop producer.
Around a bunch of stupid dudes, I'm a mega porn producer and I know Larry Flynt.
My parents... I'm doing high paying web design for a media company.Comment
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Online marketing & webdesign. It's the truth
Oh and I never say porn, I prefer to say adult industry when talking about that.Last edited by JamesK2; 05-25-2007, 10:13 PM.
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I call myself an "Adult Internet Marketing Manager or Specialist" hahaComment
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Internet Developer
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Nah, when my friends ask me what I'm doing I just say: I do porn
Usually works, they think I am joking and all goes to fade
But as for serious situations, e.g. wife's parents - I say I'm in da internet marketing and they realize that it's way beyond their understandingSig too big
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A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".
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PIMP? lolComment
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I just tell them i work the innernets.you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..Comment
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Web developer.Comment
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"internet marketing" sounds good but dont wanna sound like a nerd either, i guess it depends whos asking for meRoll that shit, light that shit,Comment
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"amateur gynaecologist "
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I just say " I film people fucking"Comment
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I learned not to mention the word "internet" for several reasons.
they either instantly think you're a computernerd and start mentioning problems they have with their computer.
or if the know a little about internet they want me to teach them how to make sites or atleast how to make money on it.
marketing consultant or whatever is usually enoughSpank me
Dude, where's my traffic?Comment
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so sad if you have to lie about what you do as a professionComment
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I tell people I am into domain monetizationComment
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Internet sales in the adult industry and done.Comment
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Church Counselor, Eye Candy, Internet Marketing...
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Intelectuall property management consultant.Comment
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Depends who's asking. There's a time and place for everything.
Typically I say the generic "photographer". But sometimes I enjoy the shock value of "I'm a bondage/fetish photographer".Comment
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