What do you tell people your job title is?
 

"webmaster"? "internet marketer"? "porn pusher"? etc :helpme :helpme :helpme

Porn producer .. ?

"the shemp"

Intergalactic Forensics Anthropologist

Depends on who's asking...:winkwink:

I don't know where to start. It depends on the situation.

If I'm drunk at a club talking to a girl I'm a semi-famous pop producer.

Around a bunch of stupid dudes, I'm a mega porn producer and I know Larry Flynt.

My parents... I'm doing high paying web design for a media company. :)

I used to tell them I was a pornographer. Then I started telling them "the shemp" too. They seem puzzled but at least they smile now.



Urban Dictionary.........

2. shemp

A loser that has no clue what is going on.


Clearly somebody needs to add a new definition over there.

Cheesiest post of the night award goes to...

Online marketing & webdesign. It's the truth :)

Oh and I never say porn, I prefer to say adult industry when talking about that.

I call myself an "Adult Internet Marketing Manager or Specialist" haha

that is awesome :) :thumbsup

Hey, It gets me laid.

I actually am a semi-famous pop producer in Japan, just stretching the truth a bit.

Internet Developer :)

Sig whore..chicks dig it

:thumbsup

Nah, when my friends ask me what I'm doing I just say: I do porn

Usually works, they think I am joking and all goes to fade

But as for serious situations, e.g. wife's parents - I say I'm in da internet marketing and they realize that it's way beyond their understanding

webmaster and internet marketer

Chief Technology Officer.

PIMP? lol

I just tell them i work the innernets.

Web developer.

i don't have a reply now...thanks :mad:

:thumbsup Yeah man, that's totally me too. Need-to-know basis and all that shit.:Kissmy

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good one!

"internet marketing" sounds good but dont wanna sound like a nerd either, i guess it depends whos asking for me

Senior Database Developer BLINK BLINK

"amateur gynaecologist "

Webmaster

Porno King :pimp

It varies but I usually say I'm in internet or creative marketing.

I just say " I film people fucking"

sig whore

I learned not to mention the word "internet" for several reasons.
they either instantly think you're a computernerd and start mentioning problems they have with their computer.
or if the know a little about internet they want me to teach them how to make sites or atleast how to make money on it.

marketing consultant or whatever is usually enough

Professional Internet Marketing Person

IT specialist :)

so sad if you have to lie about what you do as a profession

SEO Specialist!

"I work for the internet"

I tell people I am into domain monetization

:thumbsup

Internet sales in the adult industry and done.

Church Counselor, Eye Candy, Internet Marketing...:pimp

Intelectuall property management consultant.

Depends who's asking. There's a time and place for everything.

Typically I say the generic "photographer". But sometimes I enjoy the shock value of "I'm a bondage/fetish photographer".

Porn Peddler Extraordinaire

Marketing Technology Consultant

:thumbsup

professional dot com masturbator

lol I feel ya :)

webdesigner / internet marketing