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rotowa85 · 05-13-2007, 08:04 AM

this girl rings 911 to complain about her hambrger

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1EykZnm_VgU

only in america

Deputy Chief Command · 05-13-2007, 08:13 AM

indeed only in america the girls actually have the balls to think maybe just maybe .. the 911 operator is going to be some dude who wants to fuck me and therefore and only therefore he is going to be on my side

the girl had bad luck it was some lady . .if it was some dude who didnt got lucky for over 4 weeks he had swat teams all over that burger king to help the girl out!

my two cents

justinsain · 05-13-2007, 10:19 AM

My favorite 911 call is the one where a black guy hit a Deer with his car and picked it up and put it in the back seat to take home. The Deer wakes up in the car and kicks the shit out of the guy. He pulls over and calls 911 for a " bambalance " from a phone booth. While he's doing that a pack of dogs pick up the Deer scent on him and start to attack him while he tries to explain the whole situation to the 911 operator

Hail To Deez Nuts · 05-13-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by justinsain

My favorite 911 call is the one where a black guy hit a Deer with his car and picked it up and put it in the back seat to take home. The Deer wakes up in the car and kicks the shit out of the guy. He pulls over and calls 911 for a " bambalance " from a phone booth. While he's doing that a pack of dogs pick up the Deer scent on him and start to attack him while he tries to explain the whole situation to the 911 operator

Wasn't that the first famous "Jerky Boys" call. They couldn't formally claim it was theirs because it is against the law to prank 911.

justinsain · 05-13-2007, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Hail To Deez Nuts

Wasn't that the first famous "Jerky Boys" call. They couldn't formally claim it was theirs because it is against the law to prank 911.

They used to play it on WDIZ radio in Orlando several years ago. I never heard if the " Jerky Boys " where behind it but it made me laugh every time I heard it.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-13-2007, 10:45 AM

i like the taco lady better https://youtube.com/watch?v=eO0OS-VgrIo

kane · 05-13-2007, 11:44 AM

A friend of mine is a cop and he got called to a house for a "domestic disturbance" The 911 operator told the dispatch that there was an out of control person at the house. My buddy gets there and it turns out it was a woman who called 911 because her 15 year old daughter wouldn't clean her room. She wanted them to either force her to clean the room or arrest her.

KILL_FRENZY · 05-13-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

A friend of mine is a cop and he got called to a house for a "domestic disturbance" The 911 operator told the dispatch that there was an out of control person at the house. My buddy gets there and it turns out it was a woman who called 911 because her 15 year old daughter wouldn't clean her room. She wanted them to either force her to clean the room or arrest her.

LOL

madawgz · 05-13-2007, 12:57 PM

o man wtf?

shes like a child

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-13-2007, 01:37 PM

lol......... The is insane!

cool1 · 05-13-2007, 01:41 PM

A trucker calls 911, and sounding a bit shaken tells the 911 operator, "I just hit a pig with my truck, it went right through the radiator!"

The 911 operator had heard it all before and said
"Yep. Got a call about the same thing happening once before.
What'cha do is get a hacksaw, saw the legs off, 'n pull it out backwards"

The trucker gulps, and says he'll give it a go, and goes offline.
10 minutes later, a bit pale and covered with blood, he comes
back on the line and says, "Yeah, your idea worked.
Now how do I get his motorcycle out?"

borked · 05-13-2007, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1

A trucker calls 911, and sounding a bit shaken tells the 911 operator, "I just hit a pig with my truck, it went right through the radiator!"

The 911 operator had heard it all before and said
"Yep. Got a call about the same thing happening once before.
What'cha do is get a hacksaw, saw the legs off, 'n pull it out backwards"

The trucker gulps, and says he'll give it a go, and goes offline.
10 minutes later, a bit pale and covered with blood, he comes
back on the line and says, "Yeah, your idea worked.
Now how do I get his motorcycle out?"

ahahahaa! great one

Michaelious · 05-13-2007, 02:59 PM

Doesn't surprise me too much.

peeperpimp · 05-13-2007, 03:15 PM

Ah shit LOL, Hilarious

ADL Josh · 05-14-2007, 07:05 AM

wow...........

carol.prime · 05-14-2007, 09:09 AM

soo cool haha!!!

Klen · 05-14-2007, 09:28 AM

This one is about dumbest criminal on world:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z6bL7v5hMQ8&NR=1

g$$$ · 05-14-2007, 10:16 AM

hehehe..too funny

Mystica · 05-16-2007, 08:37 PM

Gumballs · 05-16-2007, 08:39 PM

Thanks for posting it. LMAO.

BBWTori · 05-16-2007, 09:41 PM

That was great

05-13-2007, 08:04 AM	#1
rotowa85 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 278	funniest 911 call ever this girl rings 911 to complain about her hambrger https://youtube.com/watch?v=1EykZnm_VgU only in america

05-13-2007, 08:13 AM	#2
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	indeed only in america the girls actually have the balls to think maybe just maybe .. the 911 operator is going to be some dude who wants to fuck me and therefore and only therefore he is going to be on my side the girl had bad luck it was some lady . .if it was some dude who didnt got lucky for over 4 weeks he had swat teams all over that burger king to help the girl out! my two cents __________________

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05-13-2007, 01:41 PM	#11
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	A trucker calls 911, and sounding a bit shaken tells the 911 operator, "I just hit a pig with my truck, it went right through the radiator!" The 911 operator had heard it all before and said "Yep. Got a call about the same thing happening once before. What'cha do is get a hacksaw, saw the legs off, 'n pull it out backwards" The trucker gulps, and says he'll give it a go, and goes offline. 10 minutes later, a bit pale and covered with blood, he comes back on the line and says, "Yeah, your idea worked. Now how do I get his motorcycle out?" __________________

05-13-2007, 10:19 AM	#3
justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	My favorite 911 call is the one where a black guy hit a Deer with his car and picked it up and put it in the back seat to take home. The Deer wakes up in the car and kicks the shit out of the guy. He pulls over and calls 911 for a " bambalance " from a phone booth. While he's doing that a pack of dogs pick up the Deer scent on him and start to attack him while he tries to explain the whole situation to the 911 operator

05-13-2007, 11:44 AM	#7
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	A friend of mine is a cop and he got called to a house for a "domestic disturbance" The 911 operator told the dispatch that there was an out of control person at the house. My buddy gets there and it turns out it was a woman who called 911 because her 15 year old daughter wouldn't clean her room. She wanted them to either force her to clean the room or arrest her.

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05-13-2007, 02:59 PM	#13
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05-14-2007, 09:28 AM	#17
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05-16-2007, 08:39 PM	#20
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