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rotowa85 05-13-2007 08:04 AM

funniest 911 call ever
 
this girl rings 911 to complain about her hambrger

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1EykZnm_VgU

only in america

Deputy Chief Command 05-13-2007 08:13 AM

indeed only in america the girls actually have the balls to think maybe just maybe .. the 911 operator is going to be some dude who wants to fuck me and therefore and only therefore he is going to be on my side

the girl had bad luck it was some lady . .if it was some dude who didnt got lucky for over 4 weeks he had swat teams all over that burger king to help the girl out!

my two cents

justinsain 05-13-2007 10:19 AM

My favorite 911 call is the one where a black guy hit a Deer with his car and picked it up and put it in the back seat to take home. The Deer wakes up in the car and kicks the shit out of the guy. He pulls over and calls 911 for a " bambalance " from a phone booth. While he's doing that a pack of dogs pick up the Deer scent on him and start to attack him while he tries to explain the whole situation to the 911 operator :1orglaugh

Hail To Deez Nuts 05-13-2007 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 12419858)
My favorite 911 call is the one where a black guy hit a Deer with his car and picked it up and put it in the back seat to take home. The Deer wakes up in the car and kicks the shit out of the guy. He pulls over and calls 911 for a " bambalance " from a phone booth. While he's doing that a pack of dogs pick up the Deer scent on him and start to attack him while he tries to explain the whole situation to the 911 operator :1orglaugh

Wasn't that the first famous "Jerky Boys" call. They couldn't formally claim it was theirs because it is against the law to prank 911.

justinsain 05-13-2007 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Hail To Deez Nuts (Post 12419873)
Wasn't that the first famous "Jerky Boys" call. They couldn't formally claim it was theirs because it is against the law to prank 911.

They used to play it on WDIZ radio in Orlando several years ago. I never heard if the " Jerky Boys " where behind it but it made me laugh every time I heard it.

SmokeyTheBear 05-13-2007 10:45 AM

i like the taco lady better https://youtube.com/watch?v=eO0OS-VgrIo

kane 05-13-2007 11:44 AM

A friend of mine is a cop and he got called to a house for a "domestic disturbance" The 911 operator told the dispatch that there was an out of control person at the house. My buddy gets there and it turns out it was a woman who called 911 because her 15 year old daughter wouldn't clean her room. She wanted them to either force her to clean the room or arrest her.

KILL_FRENZY 05-13-2007 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 12420060)
A friend of mine is a cop and he got called to a house for a "domestic disturbance" The 911 operator told the dispatch that there was an out of control person at the house. My buddy gets there and it turns out it was a woman who called 911 because her 15 year old daughter wouldn't clean her room. She wanted them to either force her to clean the room or arrest her.

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 05-13-2007 12:57 PM

o man wtf?

shes like a child

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-13-2007 01:37 PM

lol......... The is insane!

cool1 05-13-2007 01:41 PM

A trucker calls 911, and sounding a bit shaken tells the 911 operator, "I just hit a pig with my truck, it went right through the radiator!"

The 911 operator had heard it all before and said
"Yep. Got a call about the same thing happening once before.
What'cha do is get a hacksaw, saw the legs off, 'n pull it out backwards"

The trucker gulps, and says he'll give it a go, and goes offline.
10 minutes later, a bit pale and covered with blood, he comes
back on the line and says, "Yeah, your idea worked.
Now how do I get his motorcycle out?"

borked 05-13-2007 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1 (Post 12420487)
A trucker calls 911, and sounding a bit shaken tells the 911 operator, "I just hit a pig with my truck, it went right through the radiator!"

The 911 operator had heard it all before and said
"Yep. Got a call about the same thing happening once before.
What'cha do is get a hacksaw, saw the legs off, 'n pull it out backwards"

The trucker gulps, and says he'll give it a go, and goes offline.
10 minutes later, a bit pale and covered with blood, he comes
back on the line and says, "Yeah, your idea worked.
Now how do I get his motorcycle out?"

ahahahaa! great one

Michaelious 05-13-2007 02:59 PM

Doesn't surprise me too much.

peeperpimp 05-13-2007 03:15 PM

Ah shit LOL, Hilarious

ADL Josh 05-14-2007 07:05 AM

wow...........

carol.prime 05-14-2007 09:09 AM

soo cool haha!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Klen 05-14-2007 09:28 AM

This one is about dumbest criminal on world:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z6bL7v5hMQ8&NR=1

g$$$ 05-14-2007 10:16 AM

hehehe..too funny

Mystica 05-16-2007 08:37 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Gumballs 05-16-2007 08:39 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thanks for posting it. LMAO.

BBWTori 05-16-2007 09:41 PM

That was great


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