My favorite 911 call is the one where a black guy hit a Deer with his car and picked it up and put it in the back seat to take home. The Deer wakes up in the car and kicks the shit out of the guy. He pulls over and calls 911 for a " bambalance " from a phone booth. While he's doing that a pack of dogs pick up the Deer scent on him and start to attack him while he tries to explain the whole situation to the 911 operator
