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A trucker calls 911, and sounding a bit shaken tells the 911 operator, "I just hit a pig with my truck, it went right through the radiator!"
The 911 operator had heard it all before and said
"Yep. Got a call about the same thing happening once before.
What'cha do is get a hacksaw, saw the legs off, 'n pull it out backwards"
The trucker gulps, and says he'll give it a go, and goes offline.
10 minutes later, a bit pale and covered with blood, he comes
back on the line and says, "Yeah, your idea worked.
Now how do I get his motorcycle out?"
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