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05-01-2007, 04:28 PM
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Defending yourself - vs. a FAT GUY...any good moves?
Nothing against fat people or anything along those lines...
just been threatened by a large built male  he lives in my apartment complex and wants to give me a rubbin' if i'm ever cheeky again... i'm sure i can do him anyway i please ...but i'm looking for some slick moves not to hurt him but just to get him out of my face and get him to stfu ...like say sweep his feet away and let his weight do the rest for me... |
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05-01-2007, 04:30 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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if you are in an open space...just keep dodgin him...he will be out of air in 10 seconds or so...then walk away and tell him you are now bros and not to be so cheeky
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05-01-2007, 04:33 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I don't know but whatever you do don't sneak up on him when he's sleeping and go mcCracken on his head with a baseball bat.
One mis-hit and you could damage a perfectly good bat.
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05-01-2007, 04:35 PM
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Fat guys are the best, they always think the extra weight is an advantage when in reality it very rarely is.
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05-01-2007, 04:36 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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shoot him in the knee
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05-01-2007, 04:38 PM
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put your leg behind his ankles and push. trip him backwards and make sure he smashes his skull on the ground
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05-01-2007, 04:42 PM
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DO NOT punch him in the stomach...
go for the ears... it is painful and effective
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05-01-2007, 04:46 PM
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that is rather slick...best performed infront of a crowd |
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05-01-2007, 04:47 PM
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should be ok...i only have a cricket bat |
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05-01-2007, 04:49 PM
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05-01-2007, 04:51 PM
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With real big dudes...
The first thing you want to do is take out his collar bones that way his arms are out and he can't get ahold of you, a nice downward swing with a closed fist should do the trick.... Next take out his knee caps... To do this swing as hard as you can and hit them between the front and side right in the groove behind the cap... If you take out both one after another his legs will buckle in ward and back and his weight will do the rest... I garantee he won't fuck with you again and will be in pain for the rest of his life.. Shit, I forgot, you don't want to hurt him... Only option is to buy him a hooker then  |
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05-01-2007, 04:52 PM
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yo i would but i lost my glock in the subway |
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05-01-2007, 04:59 PM
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05-01-2007, 05:00 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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Toss a hamburger high in the air towards him and when he reaches up to grab it then kick him in the nuts.
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05-01-2007, 05:08 PM
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ok i'll try and remember ears |
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05-01-2007, 05:53 PM
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righty then |
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