Originally Posted by Jon Clark

With real big dudes...

The first thing you want to do is take out his collar bones that way his arms are out and he can't get ahold of you, a nice downward swing with a closed fist should do the trick....


Next take out his knee caps... To do this swing as hard as you can and hit them between the front and side right in the groove behind the cap... If you take out both one after another his legs will buckle in ward and back and his weight will do the rest...

I garantee he won't fuck with you again and will be in pain for the rest of his life..



Shit, I forgot, you don't want to hurt him...

Only option is to buy him a hooker then