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Man cuts his penis off in restaurant???????????
WHAT A LUNATIC!!!!
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT' Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant. Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife. Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it." A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted. She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable. Developing... |
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sausage anyone?
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Goes to show all people from the U.K. are crazy knife wielding self penis mutilators...
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Wtf!!!!
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Omfg?!!!!!!!!!
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Should have did himself a favor,and lunge the knife into his chest.
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Holy moly!! I can't believe it....
At least he hurt only himself, and no one else....but still, GODDAMN!!! What a crazy bastard! |
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This thread is absolutley useless without pics.
![]() J/k ![]() No pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! |
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thats scary!
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its a fucked up world...
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Big Sausage Pizza!!!!!!
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If they had gun rights in the UK he would have been able to shoot it off. God damn Britts and their gun laws!
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Show Yer Tits!
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I know I've forgotten about a lot of crazy nights... You know he will remember this one forever,.,.
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Damn..some people really need a lobotomy
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just the thread title made me lol
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Why the fuck did Tony Blair not get to this guy before this happened? WTF bloody bastard...
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It's Bush's fault!
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UK: idiot cuts his penis off
US: idiot shoots 33 people if you ask me....
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on a second thought: without gun control he might have shot his penis off - and someone else might have been injured by the bullet
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Sounds like a meth addict
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Something strange and funny...
Zizzi in french is slang for small penis .... He choosed the right restaurant ... ![]()
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So Fucking Banned
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Gee, what a psycho
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oh god damn!!that guy have some issues eh..he will no longer happy in his life now..hehehe...
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wtf is wrong with some people!!!
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did he become a pornstar after?
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jebus...
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Wondered if they tried to sew it back on? lol
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wtf is wrong with people?
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Now with more Jayne
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wow, thats fucking nuts
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Similar story - kinda....
Law person minding her own biz on the way home at night... a girl is on the sidewalk kinda "distressed" and appears to be wanting help. Girl is a neighbor and turns out it appears to be another stupid "domestic" (couple screaming upstairs) and a cruiser is already on it's way. Anyways.. she goes to the apartment door and bangs to quit the screaming - eventually the door opens and a guy thrusts his hand in her face and shouting stuff about "That's what he deserves!" blah. She looks to see what is in his hand and it's dick ![]() It was a gay relationship that went sour and he decided to cut his partners penis off - apparently because there was another party involved in their "relationship" ![]() The victim was rushed to hospital and lived - but was on/off for a while and could have been a homicide. People!!! ![]()
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great news, now back to work...
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lol @ the restaurant name - just ask my 4y/o son what Zizzi means :D
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Well isn't that just lovely, that guy must have had some serious head problems! I can't imagine eating dinner there then seeing that happen, can you say puke everywhere?
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wtf is wrong with some people !?
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really a madman from madhouse
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