Man cuts his penis off in restaurant???????????
 

WHAT A LUNATIC!!!!


http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm

DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT'
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

Developing...

sausage anyone?

Goes to show all people from the U.K. are crazy knife wielding self penis mutilators... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wtf!!!! :(

Omfg?!!!!!!!!!

Should have did himself a favor,and lunge the knife into his chest.

Holly shit. Crazy people

Holy moly!! I can't believe it....

At least he hurt only himself, and no one else....but still, GODDAMN!!! What a crazy bastard!

This thread is absolutley useless without pics. :disgust



















J/k
:1orglaugh

No pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

thats scary! :(

its a fucked up world...

Big Sausage Pizza!!!!!!

If they had gun rights in the UK he would have been able to shoot it off. God damn Britts and their gun laws! :mad:

I know I've forgotten about a lot of crazy nights... You know he will remember this one forever,.,.

DOH....:1orglaugh

damn scottybuzz has serious issues

Damn..some people really need a lobotomy

just the thread title made me lol :1orglaugh

Why the fuck did Tony Blair not get to this guy before this happened? WTF bloody bastard... :disgust

Why, you ask?
It's Bush's fault!

UK: idiot cuts his penis off
US: idiot shoots 33 people

if you ask me....

on a second thought: without gun control he might have shot his penis off - and someone else might have been injured by the bullet :upsidedow

Sounds like a meth addict

Something strange and funny...

Zizzi in french is slang for small penis .... He choosed the right restaurant ... :)

Gee, what a psycho

oh god damn!!that guy have some issues eh..he will no longer happy in his life now..hehehe...

wtf is wrong with some people!!!

I would rather have them not release any pics :Oh crap

no way...that's too funny :1orglaugh

did he become a pornstar after?

jebus...

Wondered if they tried to sew it back on? lol

wtf is wrong with people?

let me act like The Sun newspaper and point out that he is Polish.

wow, thats fucking nuts

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Similar story - kinda....

Law person minding her own biz on the way home at night... a girl is on the sidewalk kinda "distressed" and appears to be wanting help. Girl is a neighbor and turns out it appears to be another stupid "domestic" (couple screaming upstairs) and a cruiser is already on it's way.

Anyways.. she goes to the apartment door and bangs to quit the screaming - eventually the door opens and a guy thrusts his hand in her face and shouting stuff about "That's what he deserves!" blah. She looks to see what is in his hand and it's dick :1orglaugh

It was a gay relationship that went sour and he decided to cut his partners penis off - apparently because there was another party involved in their "relationship" :pimp

The victim was rushed to hospital and lived - but was on/off for a while and could have been a homicide. People!!! :pimp

great news, now back to work...

lol @ the restaurant name - just ask my 4y/o son what Zizzi means :D

Well isn't that just lovely, that guy must have had some serious head problems! I can't imagine eating dinner there then seeing that happen, can you say puke everywhere?

MB

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wtf is wrong with some people !?

really a madman from madhouse