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Old 04-23-2007, 05:36 PM   #1
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Man cuts his penis off in restaurant???????????

WHAT A LUNATIC!!!!


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DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT'
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

Developing...
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:38 PM   #2
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:39 PM   #3
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:40 PM   #4
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Goes to show all people from the U.K. are crazy knife wielding self penis mutilators...
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:40 PM   #5
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:42 PM   #7
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Should have did himself a favor,and lunge the knife into his chest.
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:46 PM   #8
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Old 04-23-2007, 05:52 PM   #9
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Holy moly!! I can't believe it....

At least he hurt only himself, and no one else....but still, GODDAMN!!! What a crazy bastard!
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:00 PM   #10
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This thread is absolutley useless without pics.



















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Old 04-23-2007, 06:02 PM   #11
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:05 PM   #12
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:06 PM   #13
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:06 PM   #14
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If they had gun rights in the UK he would have been able to shoot it off. God damn Britts and their gun laws!
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:07 PM   #15
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:07 PM   #17
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:28 PM   #18
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:30 PM   #19
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:31 PM   #20
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Why the fuck did Tony Blair not get to this guy before this happened? WTF bloody bastard...
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:39 PM   #21
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Why the fuck did Tony Blair not get to this guy before this happened? WTF bloody bastard...
Why, you ask?
It's Bush's fault!
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:42 PM   #22
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UK: idiot cuts his penis off
US: idiot shoots 33 people

if you ask me....
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:44 PM   #23
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on a second thought: without gun control he might have shot his penis off - and someone else might have been injured by the bullet
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:47 PM   #24
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:47 PM   #25
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Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London,
Something strange and funny...

Zizzi in french is slang for small penis .... He choosed the right restaurant ...
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:52 PM   #26
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:55 PM   #27
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oh god damn!!that guy have some issues eh..he will no longer happy in his life now..hehehe...
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:03 PM   #28
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:13 PM   #29
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Old 04-23-2007, 08:48 PM   #30
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Zizzi in french is slang for small penis .... He choosed the right restaurant ...
no way...that's too funny
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:17 PM   #33
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Wondered if they tried to sew it back on? lol
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Old 04-24-2007, 12:53 AM   #35
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let me act like The Sun newspaper and point out that he is Polish.
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:25 AM   #37
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:43 AM   #40
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Similar story - kinda....

Law person minding her own biz on the way home at night... a girl is on the sidewalk kinda "distressed" and appears to be wanting help. Girl is a neighbor and turns out it appears to be another stupid "domestic" (couple screaming upstairs) and a cruiser is already on it's way.

Anyways.. she goes to the apartment door and bangs to quit the screaming - eventually the door opens and a guy thrusts his hand in her face and shouting stuff about "That's what he deserves!" blah. She looks to see what is in his hand and it's dick

It was a gay relationship that went sour and he decided to cut his partners penis off - apparently because there was another party involved in their "relationship"

The victim was rushed to hospital and lived - but was on/off for a while and could have been a homicide. People!!!
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:44 PM   #41
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Well isn't that just lovely, that guy must have had some serious head problems! I can't imagine eating dinner there then seeing that happen, can you say puke everywhere?

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