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Old 04-24-2007, 04:57 AM   #1
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How Many TIMEs - Have You Been Caught By Your Girl/Wife

Aiiight,

Last Week....

I work nights and each morning my girl wakes up around 6:30 and Her route downstairs takes her past my office where she usually says goodbye... and I tell her to have a good day.

So, last week... she wakes up an hour Early 5:15AM... on her way past my office she sees the Much Surprised and subsequently... Horrified look on my face....


FUCK!!!! BUSTED...!!!!


If I had been able to keep a poker face she probably would have just kept going because from that point of view you can's see what's on the monitor (or where my hands are).

But She could tell I was up to something..... she RACED in and Busted me in an On Screen Cyber 4-Some with:
  • Juliet - from Sapphic Erotica (the brunette one)
  • Rose (from FTVGirls)
  • and Chrissy Moran

She pretty much laffed at me. But now, each morning... she tries to POP in as unexpectedly as possible.


Don't EVEN TRY to fucki'n deny you do it... (we're in the fuckin biz you know).

The question is...
1. How Many Times have you been Caught... and
2. What were you watching?


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Old 04-24-2007, 05:01 AM   #2
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my wife watches together with me....
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:01 AM   #3
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got caught one time only, was in the shower, my girl jumped in and finished me off
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:07 AM   #4
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Caught once by an ex girlfriend while wanking off to ALS Scan pictures many years ago...she stayed pretty calm and asked why I'd suddenly like skinny blondes.

Had to explain her for an hour how male sexuality really works, hehe
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:12 AM   #5
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Caught once by an ex girlfriend
ha... but what was your EX still doing around?
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:25 AM   #6
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:32 AM   #7
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I get caught all the time. He usually goes back to watching TV tho.
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:38 AM   #8
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ha... but what was your EX still doing around?
Hehe, my mistake, she wasn't my "ex" at this time. I tend to always call her "ex girlfriend", I'm really happy that it's over
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:42 AM   #9
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Had to explain her for an hour how male sexuality really works, hehe

The ultimate truth...we're just horny bastards
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Old 04-24-2007, 06:49 AM   #10
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The ultimate truth...we're just horny bastards
I should have kept my mouth shut, being honest sometimes doesn't improve your situation. She wasn't totally surprised, but pretty shocked anyway.
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Old 04-24-2007, 07:01 AM   #11
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Old 04-24-2007, 07:02 AM   #12
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Yes,

But what were you people watching... or is that too dark and disturbing to post?

Pis? Video?

Old Favorites... or new ones frequently???
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:12 PM   #13
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i got caught once by my girlfriend. i thought she was outside in the garage and so i figured everything was good to go. then as i was watching some random clip i have, she popped in and caught me. she asked what i was doing, i said "nothing" and she said "ok". that was that. but i was in plain sight, so she saw.
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:39 PM   #14
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U want to tell all the guys here how lucky u was ?
All man are perverts ! ( saidt it 10000+ times now )
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Old 04-24-2007, 10:44 PM   #15
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Old 04-25-2007, 12:17 AM   #16
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Never got caught at that
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Old 04-25-2007, 12:19 AM   #17
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never got caught either ... =)
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Old 04-25-2007, 02:47 AM   #18
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couple of times... can't be bothered
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Old 04-25-2007, 02:51 AM   #19
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Never when shes around... if i got her, why need to watch anything else?
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Old 04-25-2007, 03:28 AM   #20
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i haven't got caught till now....................................
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Old 04-25-2007, 03:45 AM   #21
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