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stillsexy · 04-21-2007, 09:46 AM

A letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband,

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart.

woj · 04-21-2007, 09:53 AM

lot · 04-21-2007, 04:14 PM

A good one

Ssv · 04-21-2007, 04:23 PM

lol

candyflip · 04-21-2007, 05:31 PM

Kisses for all you haters.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-21-2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Kisses for all you haters.

You are the biggest hater on this board you two faced troll

Spunky · 04-21-2007, 05:38 PM

She devils,every one of them

candyflip · 04-21-2007, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

You are the biggest hater on this board you two faced troll

I gave you a shot and you just proved yourself to be exactly what I thought in the first place. A wannabe.

Keep thinking you know what's going on, and I'll just keep having a good time.

I'm off to enjoy the rest of my weekend in Boston.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-21-2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I gave you a shot and you just proved yourself to be exactly what I thought in the first place. A wannabe.

Keep thinking you know what's going on, and I'll just keep having a good time.

I'm off to enjoy the rest of my weekend in Boston.

You gave me a shot? At wait? To be two faced by you?

You think you are having a good time, but soon you will realize you shoulda been straight up with me and not a two faced troll

Vick! · 04-21-2007, 07:20 PM

Owned!!!

J. Falcon · 04-21-2007, 09:27 PM

everestcash · 04-21-2007, 11:44 PM

good one)
tnx!

Mr. Manson · 04-22-2007, 12:28 AM

Michaelious · 04-22-2007, 04:57 AM

That's good mate, i like it.

sniperwolf · 04-22-2007, 06:02 PM

hahaha..very funny eh!!nice one mate, thanks for sharing!!

LittleSassy · 04-22-2007, 08:46 PM

LOL...nice way of payment

digifan · 04-22-2007, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

She devils,every one of them

Vixens

calibra · 04-22-2007, 11:30 PM

Lykos · 04-23-2007, 02:52 AM

nikooo · 04-25-2007, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillsexy

A letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband,

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart.

best one........

ADL Josh · 04-25-2007, 07:22 AM

lol, that was good

Tanya_AWP · 04-25-2007, 07:30 AM

That's a new mode of payment...

Pumba · 04-25-2007, 10:19 AM

LOL. a good one!

shoeaholicanon · 04-25-2007, 10:23 AM

LOL yeah, that was a good one!

JDog · 04-25-2007, 10:24 AM

Great one!!!

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