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Old 04-21-2007, 09:46 AM   #1
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1000 kisses joke...
A letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband,

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart.
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:53 AM   #2
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Old 04-21-2007, 04:14 PM   #3
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Old 04-21-2007, 04:23 PM   #4
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:31 PM   #5
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:37 PM   #6
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Kisses for all you haters.
You are the biggest hater on this board you two faced troll
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:38 PM   #7
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:39 PM   #8
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You are the biggest hater on this board you two faced troll
I gave you a shot and you just proved yourself to be exactly what I thought in the first place. A wannabe.

Keep thinking you know what's going on, and I'll just keep having a good time.

I'm off to enjoy the rest of my weekend in Boston.
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:45 PM   #9
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I gave you a shot and you just proved yourself to be exactly what I thought in the first place. A wannabe.

Keep thinking you know what's going on, and I'll just keep having a good time.

I'm off to enjoy the rest of my weekend in Boston.
You gave me a shot? At wait? To be two faced by you?



You think you are having a good time, but soon you will realize you shoulda been straight up with me and not a two faced troll
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Old 04-21-2007, 07:20 PM   #10
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:27 PM   #11
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Old 04-21-2007, 11:44 PM   #12
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Old 04-22-2007, 12:28 AM   #13
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Old 04-22-2007, 04:57 AM   #14
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That's good mate, i like it.
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Old 04-22-2007, 06:02 PM   #15
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hahaha..very funny eh!!nice one mate, thanks for sharing!!
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Old 04-22-2007, 08:46 PM   #16
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Old 04-22-2007, 09:23 PM   #17
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Old 04-23-2007, 02:52 AM   #19
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Old 04-25-2007, 12:23 AM   #20
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A letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband,

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart.
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Old 04-25-2007, 07:22 AM   #21
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lol, that was good
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Old 04-25-2007, 07:30 AM   #22
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That's a new mode of payment...
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Old 04-25-2007, 10:19 AM   #23
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LOL. a good one!
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Old 04-25-2007, 10:23 AM   #24
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LOL yeah, that was a good one!
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Old 04-25-2007, 10:24 AM   #25
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