1000 kisses joke...
 

A letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband,

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart.

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A good one:1orglaugh

lol :):)

Kisses for all you haters.

You are the biggest hater on this board you two faced troll :2 cents:

She devils,every one of them

I gave you a shot and you just proved yourself to be exactly what I thought in the first place. A wannabe.

Keep thinking you know what's going on, and I'll just keep having a good time.

I'm off to enjoy the rest of my weekend in Boston.

You gave me a shot? At wait? To be two faced by you?



You think you are having a good time, but soon you will realize you shoulda been straight up with me and not a two faced troll :disgust

Owned!!!

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good one)
tnx!

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That's good mate, i like it.

hahaha..very funny eh!!nice one mate, thanks for sharing!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL...nice way of payment :1orglaugh

Vixens :winkwink:

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:thumbsup best one........:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol, that was good:thumbsup

That's a new mode of payment...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL. a good one!

LOL yeah, that was a good one!

Great one!!!