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  • stillsexy
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 1913

    #1

    1000 kisses joke...

    A letter has been sent from a husband:

    Dear Sweetheart:

    I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

    Your Loving Husband,

    His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

    Dearest sweetheart,

    Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
    2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
    3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
    5. Other expenses 40 kisses

    Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

    Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

    Your Sweet Heart.
  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47882

    #2
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    • lot
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      • Oct 2006
      • 925

      #3
      A good one


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      • Ssv
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2006
        • 402

        #4
        lol

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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43069

          #5
          Kisses for all you haters.

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          • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
            North Coast Pimp
            • Dec 2005
            • 9395

            #6
            Originally posted by candyflip
            Kisses for all you haters.
            You are the biggest hater on this board you two faced troll

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              She devils,every one of them

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              • candyflip
                Carpe Visio
                • Jul 2002
                • 43069

                #8
                Originally posted by Jon Clark
                You are the biggest hater on this board you two faced troll
                I gave you a shot and you just proved yourself to be exactly what I thought in the first place. A wannabe.

                Keep thinking you know what's going on, and I'll just keep having a good time.

                I'm off to enjoy the rest of my weekend in Boston.

                Spend you some brain.
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                • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  North Coast Pimp
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 9395

                  #9
                  Originally posted by candyflip
                  I gave you a shot and you just proved yourself to be exactly what I thought in the first place. A wannabe.

                  Keep thinking you know what's going on, and I'll just keep having a good time.

                  I'm off to enjoy the rest of my weekend in Boston.
                  You gave me a shot? At wait? To be two faced by you?



                  You think you are having a good time, but soon you will realize you shoulda been straight up with me and not a two faced troll

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                  • Vick!
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                    • Nov 2005
                    • 6882

                    #10
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                    • J. Falcon
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                      • May 2006
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                      #11
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                      • everestcash
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                        • Apr 2002
                        • 2194

                        #12
                        good one)
                        tnx!

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                        • Mr. Manson
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                          • Mar 2007
                          • 890

                          #13

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                          • Michaelious
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                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6720

                            #14
                            That's good mate, i like it.

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                            • sniperwolf
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                              • Mar 2005
                              • 17743

                              #15
                              hahaha..very funny eh!!nice one mate, thanks for sharing!!
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                              • LittleSassy
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                                • May 2005
                                • 7402

                                #16
                                LOL...nice way of payment

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                                • digifan
                                  The Profiler
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 14618

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                  She devils,every one of them
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                                  • calibra
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 4357

                                    #18

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                                    • Lykos
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                                      • Apr 2003
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                                      #19

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                                      • nikooo
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                                        • Apr 2007
                                        • 1199

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by stillsexy
                                        A letter has been sent from a husband:

                                        Dear Sweetheart:

                                        I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

                                        Your Loving Husband,

                                        His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

                                        Dearest sweetheart,

                                        Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

                                        1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
                                        2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
                                        3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
                                        4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
                                        5. Other expenses 40 kisses

                                        Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

                                        Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

                                        Your Sweet Heart.
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                                        • ADL Josh
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                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 3026

                                          #21
                                          lol, that was good
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                                          • Tanya_AWP
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                                            • Feb 2007
                                            • 858

                                            #22
                                            That's a new mode of payment...


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                                            • Pumba
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                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 1094

                                              #23
                                              LOL. a good one!

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                                              • shoeaholicanon
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                                                • Feb 2007
                                                • 1003

                                                #24
                                                LOL yeah, that was a good one!

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                                                • JDog
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                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 7453

                                                  #25
                                                  Great one!!!
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