Happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" Day! - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:04 PM

It's 12:04am on the east coast, let me be the first to say:

Happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" Day!

This is one of the few holy days that I celebrate.

My partner and I are going out to dinner tonight to commemorate the occasion.

I went and looked yesterday but they don't make balloons or hats or anything for this day for some reason.

They need to I would buy some.

nosey · 04-05-2007, 09:06 PM

how much meat you going to eat today?

mlove · 04-05-2007, 09:06 PM

brb, buying mcdonalds.

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by nosey

how much meat you going to eat today?

As much as I can cram down my throat!

nosey · 04-05-2007, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mlove

brb, buying mcdonalds.

After Shock Media · 04-05-2007, 09:09 PM

Ok where in the fuck do you get your damn smilies at.

Ohhh I found yer private stash.

Damian_Maxcash · 04-05-2007, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

As much as I can cram down my throat!

Just the usual then.....

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Ok where in the fuck do you get your damn smilies at.

I have a massive collection of smilies. I have like thousands in a folders I been collecting for years. I have some uploaded to GayMainStreet but I need to start a smilies site someday.

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:13 PM

If you would like to celebrate Happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" Day with me you can sign this song it's a traditional one for this day:

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:14 PM

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 09:14 PM

You know WHY it's called GOOD Friday even though it's the day Jesus died. Because if he doesn't then mans sins couldn't be forgiven and he doesn't rise from the dead to be with god. Jesus death is necessary before the new covenant can begin. This is why Judas really wasn't a traitor. Jesus wanted Judas to have him arrested so he could be martyred. The other disciples were jealous of Judas and thus he gets made into a bad guy.

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

You know WHY it's called GOOD Friday even though it's the day Jesus died. Because if he doesn't then mans sins couldn't be forgiven and he doesn't rise from the dead to be with god. Jesus death is necessary before the new covenant can begin. This is why Judas really wasn't a traitor. Jesus wanted Judas to have him arrested so he could be martyred. The other disciples were jealous of Judas and thus he gets made into a bad guy.

About one of the dumbest fairy tales ever written.

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:17 PM

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

About one of the dumbest fairy tales ever written.

First of all I'm an athiest. I don't believe in any gods. Jesus was real person there is enough historical evidence of that. Was he the son of god, did he perform miracles, did he rise from the dead? No. I'm just explaining the story that even the most devout Christian gets wrong.

stickyfingerz · 04-05-2007, 09:20 PM

Boy dont let me hear you complain about you being persecuted. You dont mind hate speech when it goes the other direction eh?

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

First of all I'm an athiest. I don't believe in any gods. Jesus was real person there is enough historical evidence of that. Was he the son of god, did he perform miracles, did he rise from the dead? No. I'm just explaining the story that even the most devout Christian gets wrong.

Oh I agree he existed, and he was just as fucked in the head as our modern day wads like David Koresh.

I was just saying, it's a dumb story........

After Shock Media · 04-05-2007, 09:22 PM

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Boy dont let me hear you complain about you being persecuted. You dont mind hate speech when it goes the other direction eh?

I do my best to even the playing field.

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:25 PM

Shit wtf did I do with my "Too Many Christians, Not Enough Lions" stickers?

I can't have a happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" day without them!

LAWDS MERCY!

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:28 PM

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Jesus was real person there is enough historical evidence of that.

Outside of the new testament there is in fact virtually none.

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Oh I agree he existed, and he was just as fucked in the head as our modern day wads like David Koresh.

I was just saying, it's a dumb story........

A dumb story he's managed to get billions of people to believe over the last 2000 years. Even I'm impressed by that. Mohamed is a close 2nd.

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

Outside of the new testament there is in fact virtually none.

The Romans like the Nazis kept good records of who they executed.

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

Outside of the new testament there is in fact virtually none.

I think there is plenty of evidence to support that Jesus as a man existed. Outside of the bible it's pretty damn obvious he was just a self righteous prick with delusions of self grandeur.

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I think there is plenty of evidence to support that Jesus as a man existed.

I'd be glad to see some. The fact is there are no nonbiblical writings that mention Jesus until after 70 years after his supposed death.

The few mentions that there are after that time are disputed by many as interpolations and mistaken identity. You should look into this more.

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

The Romans like the Nazis kept good records of who they executed.

Please show me some references.

Splum · 04-05-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

It's 12:04am on the east coast, let me be the first to say: Happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" Day This is one of the few holy days that I celebrate. My partner and I are going out to dinner tonight to commemorate the occasion. I went and looked yesterday but they don't make balloons or hats or anything for this day for some reason. They need to I would buy some.

Brave man.

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

I'd be glad to see some. The fact is there are no nonbiblical writings that mention Jesus until after 70 years after his supposed death.

The few mentions that there are after that time are disputed by many as interpolations and mistaken identity. You should look into this more.

I look into it plenty. The fact is his disciples are REAL peple. The Romans kept excellent records. So 12 guys got together and made up a fictional Jesus? No doubt the made up the whole miracles and rising from the dead parts, but I believe Jesus was a real person.

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

I look into it plenty. The fact is his disciples are REAL peple. The Romans kept excellent records. So 12 guys got together and made up a fictional Jesus? No doubt the made up the whole miracles and rising from the dead parts, but I believe Jesus was a real person.

So show me some references to these Roman records.

notabook · 04-05-2007, 09:49 PM

The Christian Jesus was very much real, and he was as black as coal.

Of course then there is Robocop Jesus, a powerful cyborg savior sent by Lord Archiot -- the Robot God -- in order to help guide us by teaching the knowledge of mechanical manipulation of the Megasphere. Robocop Jesus is the obvious superior savior.

BusterBunny · 04-05-2007, 09:50 PM

jesus is not dead he is teaching 3rd grade english in santa barbra

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

Please show me some references.

"Today, however, scholars generally agree that his existence is authenticated, both by Christian writers and by a number of Roman and Jewish historians."

http://www.history.com/encyclopedia.do?articleId=213201

Educate youself

http://www.history.com/search.do?sea...heduleS earch

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

So show me some references to these Roman records.

Are you being obtuse on purpose? Ok NOBODY ever existed. Everyone ever born is imaginary? happy now?

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

"Today, however, scholars generally agree that his existence is authenticated, both by Christian writers and by a number of Roman and Jewish historians."

http://www.history.com/encyclopedia.do?articleId=213201

Educate youself

http://www.history.com/search.do?sea...heduleS earch

Your links only use the new testament as a source.

Show me links to these Roman records and non-biblical mentions of Jesus Christ.

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Are you being obtuse on purpose? Ok NOBODY ever existed. Everyone ever born is imaginary? happy now?

You made some assertions, I'm just asking you to back them up.

What's obtuse about that?

Splum · 04-05-2007, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

Your links only use the new testament as a source. Show me links to these Roman records and non-biblical mentions of Jesus Christ.

Porn Farmer there are hardly any ancient texts from that region that could be considered "non-biblical" by nature that would mention a "religious" person who wasnt very popular at that time and you know it.

However there are many references to Jesus in the Quran as well. Sorry we cant provide you with a AT&T phone book from the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qur'an

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

jesus is not dead he is teaching 3rd grade english in santa barbra

Damian_Maxcash · 04-05-2007, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

Porn Farmer there are hardly any ancient texts from that region that could be considered "non-biblical" by nature that would mention a "religious" person who wasnt very popular at that time and you know it.

However there are many references to Jesus in the Quran as well. Sorry we cant provide you with a AT&T phone book from the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qur'an

Shit - I just agreed with Splum. Thats 2 miracles on the same day

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

You made some assertions, I'm just asking you to back them up.

What's obtuse about that?

It's obtuse that you assert that everyone never existed. I say Jesus existed you say no. I say the desciples existed you say they did not. How in the fuck did Christianty ever get started when no one existed? Just because I accept that these people were real doesn't mean I believe what they had to say.

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

Porn Farmer there are hardly any ancient texts from that region that could be considered "non-biblical" by nature that would mention a "religious" person who wasnt very popular at that time and you know it.

There were plenty of Roman historians. Do some reading.

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However there are many references to Jesus in the Quran as well. Sorry we cant provide you with a AT&T phone book from the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qur'an

Oh, the Quran says it so it must be true.

Spunky · 04-05-2007, 10:05 PM

Blasphemy.Jesus is lord .hallelujah

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

Your links only use the new testament as a source.

Show me links to these Roman records and non-biblical mentions of Jesus Christ.

Did you see the SCHEDULE part? Try actualy WATCHING some of these shows on the History Channel and LEARN something. Just because I'm an athiest doesn't mean I choose to be ingorant.

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

It's obtuse that you assert that everyone never existed. I say Jesus existed you say no. I say the desciples existed you say they did not. How in the fuck did Christianty ever get started when no one existed? Just because I accept that these people were real doesn't mean I believe what they had to say.

I didn't say everbody never existed, I'm saying Jesus never existed and that Christianity is based on myth.

Start here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_as_myth and educate yourself.

Splum · 04-05-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

There were plenty of Roman historians. Do some reading.

Why would any proper Roman historian in a remote outpost of the empire mention a mad carpenter that even his own people wanted killed? They were to busy documenting the conquests of Rome and the lives of Roman leaders.

BoyAlley · 04-05-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Blasphemy.Jesus is lord .hallelujah

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Did you see the SCHEDULE part? Try actualy WATCHING some of these shows on the History Channel and LEARN something. Just because I'm an athiest doesn't mean I choose to be ingorant.

Still waiting on references to Roman records of Jesus' crucification....

GatorB · 04-05-2007, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

I didn't say everbody never existed, I'm saying Jesus never existed and that Christianity is based on myth.

Start here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_as_myth and educate yourself.

wikipedia? lol.

Anyways who created this myth? The desciples? No wait they were fake too.

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

Why would any proper Roman historian in a remote outpost of the empire mention a mad carpenter that even his own people wanted killed? They were to busy documenting the conquests of Rome and the lives of Roman leaders.

Because he supposedly performed miracles, caused great controversy and was sentenced to death by Pontius Pilate. Why wouldn't they mention him?

Splum · 04-05-2007, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

I didn't say everbody never existed, I'm saying Jesus never existed and that Christianity is based on myth. Start here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_as_myth and educate yourself.

Tinfoil hat time. You are in the minority with such a theory.

Porn Farmer · 04-05-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

wikipedia? lol.

Anyways who created this myth? The desciples? No wait they were fake too.

Thats where you should start for the basics. Then advance to other sources.

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	If you would like to celebrate Happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" Day with me you can sign this song it's a traditional one for this day: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. He's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead! Last edited by BoyAlley; 04-05-2007 at 09:14 PM..

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GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	You know WHY it's called GOOD Friday even though it's the day Jesus died. Because if he doesn't then mans sins couldn't be forgiven and he doesn't rise from the dead to be with god. Jesus death is necessary before the new covenant can begin. This is why Judas really wasn't a traitor. Jesus wanted Judas to have him arrested so he could be martyred. The other disciples were jealous of Judas and thus he gets made into a bad guy.

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