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![]() It's 12:04am on the east coast, let me be the first to say:
Happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" Day! This is one of the few holy days that I celebrate. My partner and I are going out to dinner tonight to commemorate the occasion. I went and looked yesterday but they don't make balloons or hats or anything for this day for some reason. They need to I would buy some. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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brb, buying mcdonalds.
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Ok where in the fuck do you get your damn smilies at.
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If you would like to celebrate Happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" Day with me you can sign this song it's a traditional one for this day:
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. He's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead! |
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You know WHY it's called GOOD Friday even though it's the day Jesus died. Because if he doesn't then mans sins couldn't be forgiven and he doesn't rise from the dead to be with god. Jesus death is necessary before the new covenant can begin. This is why Judas really wasn't a traitor. Jesus wanted Judas to have him arrested so he could be martyred. The other disciples were jealous of Judas and thus he gets made into a bad guy.
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First of all I'm an athiest. I don't believe in any gods. Jesus was real person there is enough historical evidence of that. Was he the son of god, did he perform miracles, did he rise from the dead? No. I'm just explaining the story that even the most devout Christian gets wrong.
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Boy dont let me hear you complain about you being persecuted. You dont mind hate speech when it goes the other direction eh?
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Oh I agree he existed, and he was just as fucked in the head as our modern day wads like David Koresh. ![]() I was just saying, it's a dumb story........ |
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Shit wtf did I do with my "Too Many Christians, Not Enough Lions" stickers?
I can't have a happy "Jesus Got Murdered Today" day without them! LAWDS MERCY! |
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A dumb story he's managed to get billions of people to believe over the last 2000 years. Even I'm impressed by that. Mohamed is a close 2nd. |
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The few mentions that there are after that time are disputed by many as interpolations and mistaken identity. You should look into this more. |
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The Christian Jesus was very much real, and he was as black as coal.
![]() Of course then there is Robocop Jesus, a powerful cyborg savior sent by Lord Archiot -- the Robot God -- in order to help guide us by teaching the knowledge of mechanical manipulation of the Megasphere. Robocop Jesus is the obvious superior savior.
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jesus is not dead he is teaching 3rd grade english in santa barbra
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"Today, however, scholars generally agree that his existence is authenticated, both by Christian writers and by a number of Roman and Jewish historians."
http://www.history.com/encyclopedia.do?articleId=213201 Educate youself http://www.history.com/search.do?sea...heduleS earch |
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Show me links to these Roman records and non-biblical mentions of Jesus Christ. |
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![]() However there are many references to Jesus in the Quran as well. Sorry we cant provide you with a AT&T phone book from the time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qur'an |
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It's obtuse that you assert that everyone never existed. I say Jesus existed you say no. I say the desciples existed you say they did not. How in the fuck did Christianty ever get started when no one existed? Just because I accept that these people were real doesn't mean I believe what they had to say.
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Blasphemy.Jesus is lord .hallelujah
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Did you see the SCHEDULE part? Try actualy WATCHING some of these shows on the History Channel and LEARN something. Just because I'm an athiest doesn't mean I choose to be ingorant.
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Start here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_as_myth and educate yourself. |
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Why would any proper Roman historian in a remote outpost of the empire mention a mad carpenter that even his own people wanted killed? They were to busy documenting the conquests of Rome and the lives of Roman leaders.
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Anyways who created this myth? The desciples? No wait they were fake too. |
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Because he supposedly performed miracles, caused great controversy and was sentenced to death by Pontius Pilate. Why wouldn't they mention him?
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