PSA: Sales reps/affiliate managers = failed affiliates - GoFuckYourself.com

Dildozer · 03-22-2007, 12:56 PM

99% of the time

And then people go to them to ask them how to make more money

Have a nice day

Sly · 03-22-2007, 12:58 PM

Today is bash on affiliate rep day apparently. Hehe.

beemk · 03-22-2007, 12:59 PM

i agree, sometimes the affiliate manager owns the program though and really knows their shit though.

ElvisManson · 03-22-2007, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Today is bash on affiliate rep day apparently. Hehe.

Part of being an affiliate rep is putting up with this sort of abuse on a regular basis.

sicone · 03-22-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dildozer

99% of the time

And then people go to them to ask them how to make more money

Have a nice day

Imagine what a wonderful world it would be if companies hired people who knew what they were doing

Wizzo · 03-22-2007, 01:01 PM

That's why my title is "Eye Candy" instead...haha

C-Bass · 03-22-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ElvisManson

Part of being an affiliate rep is putting up with this sort of abuse on a regular basis.

get back to your hole and get to work!

Phoenix · 03-22-2007, 01:02 PM

i love the abuse...you dont hear me complaining about the pay

nor my wife who gets to stay home and do fun things like go shopping to fill up her day..lol

liondollars kicks major ass

Sly · 03-22-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ElvisManson

Part of being an affiliate rep is putting up with this sort of abuse on a regular basis.

Dude you aren't just an affiliate rep. You are a hands on type that is well integrated with the program. Guys like you are very helpful and know what's what.

Another good example would be my boy Sherm. He's hands on, gets a little dirty sometimes. Dirty is ohhh so sexy.

Wizzo · 03-22-2007, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Dude you aren't just an affiliate rep. You are a hands on type that is well integrated with the program. Guys like you are very helpful and know what's what.

Another good example would be my boy Sherm. He's hands on, gets a little dirty sometimes. Dirty is ohhh so sexy.

Don't lie, we all know Elvis is just Eye Candy like me...

Dildozer · 03-22-2007, 01:06 PM

Lazy affiliates = failed affiliates = lazy affiliate managers

Furious_Male · 03-22-2007, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ElvisManson

Part of being an affiliate rep is putting up with this sort of abuse on a regular basis.

I called you Sunday night at 2am to discuss conversions. Why didn't you answer?

DamageX · 03-22-2007, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

Imagine what a wonderful world it would be if companies hired people who knew what they were doing

What fun would that be?

Tom_PM · 03-22-2007, 01:12 PM

Well, it's nice to be in the 1% I have to say then.

SkeetSkeet · 03-22-2007, 01:17 PM

program owners who work hands on building and upkeeping are the best rep's

not people who aren't on location and just board whore ... my 2 cents

ElvisManson · 03-22-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male

I called you Sunday night at 2am to discuss conversions. Why didn't you answer?

I was going to... but I was too busy pulling it to your whoswho pic.

ElvisManson · 03-22-2007, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Don't lie, we all know Elvis is just Eye Candy like me...

you have to be good at something is life.

being good eye candy ain't so bad.

Dwreck · 03-22-2007, 01:25 PM

I agree with you Sly, Shermshack is a great afflaite manager!

selena · 03-22-2007, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Today is bash on affiliate rep day apparently. Hehe.

If I would have only known, I would have sent you a Hallmark card for the occasion, Sly.

PR_Dave · 03-22-2007, 01:26 PM

PR_Tom is also a TOP Webmaster at www.PimpRoll.com

We don't let just anyone deal with our webmasters, he is the shit.

ElvisManson · 03-22-2007, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Dude you aren't just an affiliate rep. You are a hands on type that is well integrated with the program. Guys like you are very helpful and know what's what.

Another good example would be my boy Sherm. He's hands on, gets a little dirty sometimes. Dirty is ohhh so sexy.

The only reason I am so integrated is I clean all the different offices like the good janitor I am.

Dirty is ALWAYS good.

Dildozer · 03-22-2007, 03:12 PM

Bump for the likes of BradM and JimTheFiend

beemk · 03-22-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dildozer

Bump for the likes of BradM and JimTheFiend

SteveLightspeed · 03-22-2007, 04:25 PM

Affiliates are our lifeblood. At Lightspeedcash, we are ALL affiliate managers.

luv$ · 03-22-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Affiliates are our lifeblood. At Lightspeedcash, we are ALL affiliate managers.

Well put.

Dildozer · 03-23-2007, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Affiliates are our lifeblood. At Lightspeedcash, we are ALL affiliate managers.

This PSA of course excludes the program owners/operators.

scottybuzz · 03-23-2007, 11:40 AM

i love all my affiliate managers, they are probaly not failed affiliates, but even if they are, they still have more knowledge than me

Klen · 03-23-2007, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Dave

PR_Tom is also a TOP Webmaster at www.PimpRoll.com

We don't let just anyone deal with our webmasters, he is the shit.

So that's mean if i bring more sales then him you will fire him and hire me?hehe

Klen · 03-23-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

i love all my affiliate managers, they are probaly not failed affiliates, but even if they are, they still have more knowledge than me

Am afraid they are failed affiliates.Also a lot of affiliate managers before didnt have any connection with adult biz.

Peaches · 03-23-2007, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dildozer

This PSA of course excludes the program owners/operators.

You'd be amazed how many program owners/operators have never built a website in their lives, or even know HTML.

polish_aristocrat · 03-23-2007, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

So that's mean if i bring more sales then him you will fire him and hire me?hehe

tony286 · 03-23-2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Affiliates are our lifeblood. At Lightspeedcash, we are ALL affiliate managers.

That is why you are so successful

I really cant see it as sales though, I highly doubt there is some monster out sitting on a shitload of traffic who doesnt know who lightspeed or bangbus or playboy is. I see it less sales more customer service and if a affiliate manager is good at that they are worth their weight in gold in my humble opinion.

Tom_PM · 03-23-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

So that's mean if i bring more sales then him you will fire him and hire me?hehe

Maybe!

But I dont think I was hired because I made a lot of sales, so maybe not too, lol

crockett · 03-23-2007, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

Imagine what a wonderful world it would be if companies hired people who knew what they were doing

99% of the people that know what they are doing, would have no need to be an affiliate rep, if they really knew what they were doing

So it's a box wrapped inside an enigma..

WiredGuy · 03-23-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ElvisManson

Part of being an affiliate rep is putting up with this sort of abuse on a regular basis.

Where's my check! I want it hand delivered by 5pm! LOL

WG

WiredGuy · 03-23-2007, 01:17 PM

On a serious note, some people aren't cut out to being affiliates. Its not easy work to make a living based on commission only and most people would rather a stable income. There's nothing wrong with it and I do find quite a few affiliate managers are experienced enough to be affiliates themselves.
WG

J B · 03-23-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

On a serious note, some people aren't cut out to being affiliates. Its not easy work to make a living based on commission only and most people would rather a stable income. There's nothing wrong with it and I do find quite a few affiliate managers are experienced enough to be affiliates themselves.
WG

Exactly, and this is true for many employees in general. Just because you work for somebody else, doesn't mean you don't know what you're doing. Many people just prefer to be employees.

Personally I can't imagine working for somebody else but I know quite a few people that would be able to run their own business but they decide not to for various reasons.

04-02-2007, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Dude you aren't just an affiliate rep. You are a hands on type that is well integrated with the program. Guys like you are very helpful and know what's what.

Another good example would be my boy Sherm. He's hands on, gets a little dirty sometimes. Dirty is ohhh so sexy.

Woah...I was out of town when this was written. Thanks a ton for the kind words Sly! Same to you Dwreck. Hearing things from people as successful and hard working as yourselves always makes me feel great.

Cheers!

03-22-2007, 12:56 PM	#1
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