What things really fucking annoy you?

all people annoy me

When people drive like retards. I'm not even talking about the fuckers who go the speed limit and hold everyone else up. I'm talking about the fuckers that speed up, then slow down, then speed up, then slow down again, etc. for no fucking reason except that they're too retarded to keep one continuous speed. I want to fucking pull them out of their car and beat them with a bat, which I want to then shove up their fucking asshole (without lubrication, unless you count blood). They're lucky I'm not too fond of going to prison or paying fines for assault.

i'd be here all night.. but for starters,

assholes who are in a hurry to go through a stop sign to be in front of me but then go half the speed i was going before they got in may way

assholes who turn their car to the right to make a left & vice versa

the stupid barfly trailer park skanks with their fucking dufflebag of shit on the counter taking fucking forever to stuff all her useless shit back into it after taking up so much time deciding on particular lottey tickets as if it makes a fucking difference what fucking ticket she gets

fucking ingnorant third world scum that proliferate this country like fucking roaches

people in the meat isle in the supermarket staring at the fucking packages, just fucking staring.. i feel like yelling, "HELLO--FUCKING MOVE"

people in the supermarket blocking the aisle to have their fucking social function

oh, alot of things annoy me.. most of it's other people period

Dreamweaver annoys me... fucking $25 editor pleases me more than this friggen $500 slow motherfucker...

people who choose to be ignorant. Drives me bonkers.

the lady working at walmart who was talking to someone and then when i tried to leave said...excuse me. can i see your receipt? i said...if you want to. she sat there rolling her eyes.
FUCK! I HATE THAT!

next time tell her NO and keep walking

A very old person who doesn't know how to use an ATM machine and it takes forever :

1 - To enter the correct PIN code.

and/or :

2 - To print/update the transactions and the last time it was done was in 1985.

i know i should have...but i don't want to have a scene.

Slow drivers - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!! I will tailgate them to hell until they move.

As a bartender i get really fucking annoyed at the following..

people that stand in line for 10 minutes at the bar and then wait until it's thier turn to be served to decide what they want

people that insist on paying for every round with debit slowing down my service, if you are going to a club tonight take some fucking cash

people in a group that dont order with the rest of the group making me have to take two trips to the same table

margaritas? WTF kind of drink is that

People who eat, drink their coffee, have a cigarette, tend to their crazy-ass kids in the backseat and talk on the phone whilst driving should be fucking shot. They swerve all over the place...

People at the grocery store. Yes, all of them. Why the fuck are they there? Go the fuck home when I'm shopping!

All the frauds that I see when in a classy nightclub, the ones who have fourty dollars in their pocket and their father's visa card to put the tab on at the end of the night. They have their rental cars in the lot, with the rental plates on them (in montreal, it is very eazy to tell a rental plate from a owned car) They aproach me on many occations and try to "talk business" with me, wtf?? Just last night this moron says "Hey, the manager mike told me that you are the man to come to for business" So I get really pissed at this 20 something, mommies boy type of poser with his cheast hair poppin out of the fake ass vneck that he spent his whole paycheck on... I tell him, What kind of business are you talking about, he replies " You know the one that you do, I am interested in making money too!" I wanna punch these idiots hard in the forehead, this happens all the time. I tell him to fuck off, in a calm manner and go to see the manager, turns out that this guy works in a grocery store LOL and the manager said he was bugging him to know what I did for a living and shit and the manager never told him to aproach me.

Fucking losers!!

Then I hate the fact that 80% of the "ballers" in montreal are always paying with a credit card. Sorry man, you are not a fucking baller if visa is loaning you the cash to pay your bill. You are a fake ass wannabe who takes up space of the true ballers who prepay everything without assistance from creditors. Cash, wire and m.o, I am sick of the fake ballers, fuck someone please group together and take their credit cards away, they make me sick.

The only credit card I carry is a debit card, I use it for online shit and thats it. I never ever pay for my outings with even the debit card, although all the cash on it is actuall cash in my account, not credit, I still take care of bills with cashflow. Fuck borrowing, if you need to borrow, stay home and look for a better job or way to make money, broke asses.

You must be rich, MontrealPimp! Wow!

amen


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dogs at night!!!

Women and ATM machines..I swear everytime they must have 5 differant accounts and pay every single bill,meanwhile there is a huge lineup of men waiting to use the damn thing

You and me both brother.

cold toilet seats

50's bots.

ignorance pisses me off, never realized how ignorant people were till i started in customer service.