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Old 08-12-2002, 06:34 AM   #1
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GFY Gets Free Advertising

[IMG]C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\0,,2002370020,00.jpg[/IMG]


Thats given me an idea
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:37 AM   #2
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I don't mean to bitch at you, but this is your third failed attempt to upload an image.

file:///C:/WINDOWS/Desktop/0,,2002370020,00.jpg

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Old 08-12-2002, 06:38 AM   #3
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I can see it, perfectly.

Let me try it again

might be something wrong with my PC
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:39 AM   #4
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Dude, you have to upload an image to a webserver first. Of course you see it perfectly yourself, it's on your own hard disk.

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Old 08-12-2002, 06:39 AM   #5
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well ya duh of course u can see it perfectly lol
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:41 AM   #6
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sorry, here it is

[IMG]C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG]
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:41 AM   #7
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Upload your image to your host
It's on your computer!
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:41 AM   #8
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:42 AM   #9
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send me the pic tru icq, Ill make sure it gets posted
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:44 AM   #10
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sorry, here it is

[IMG]C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG]

It's still C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg
It's on your hard drive! It should look like this
http://www.yourdomain.com/GFYfreeadvert.jpg

You need to FTP the image to your host (if you have one)
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:44 AM   #11
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I had a model send me her sample photos this way... Embedded image in HTML in the email, pointed at C:\

Smoothie... You're using a local link. The image on your hard drive will be visible to you, but not to us. Think of it this way... On your computer, a link to C:\ goes to your hard drive. However, how could that link possibly tell *our* computers which computer to find the file on?

You need the file to be on a webserver. If your PC is a webserver, you should be able to give us a URL with http:// at the beginning, followed by the IP address of your computer, etc...
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:44 AM   #12
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:45 AM   #13
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Silly me, i sometimes bugger things up, i'll stick to making money
thats what i'm good at, hehe.

5 ideas came into my head when I saw that picture.
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:47 AM   #14
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Does it work?


Well?
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:48 AM   #15
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i had some great ideas too....
[list=a][*][IMG]file:///C:/GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] [*][IMG]file:///C:/GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] [*][IMG]file:///C:/GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] [/list=a]

good eh?
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:49 AM   #16
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Smoothie... How are you making money in this industry if you don't understand the rudiments of the web?
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:52 AM   #17
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Smoothcriminal I still think you need

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Old 08-12-2002, 06:53 AM   #18
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Silly me, i sometimes bugger things up, i'll stick to making money
thats what i'm good at, hehe.

5 ideas came into my head when I saw that picture.
You're a fuckwit!
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:54 AM   #19
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My name is not smoothie, you clowns.

I prefer Smoothcriminal, ok

No I don't need help
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:56 AM   #20
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My name is not smoothie, you clowns.

I prefer Smoothcriminal, ok

No I don't need help
Oh, you're English. Well there's your problem!
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:56 AM   #21
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haha

remember your computer does not act like a server..
reference to newbie manual page 34
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:56 AM   #22
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something tells me this MJ-wannabe kid lost himself in the dark GFY dungeon and needs help !
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:56 AM   #23
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Hey shut up Joe Sixpack, more like Joe 2pac & small beans.


Your the fuckwit, you little bugger.
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Old 08-12-2002, 06:58 AM   #24
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SmoothCriminal... Sorry... four syllables just doesn't seem like a name I can address someone by. Plus, I am too lazy to want to type fourteen letters. I won't call you Smoothie if you don't like it, but with a name like that, you will end up getting called something shorter.
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:00 AM   #25
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The finest girl ever:

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Old 08-12-2002, 07:02 AM   #26
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People who try to act like adult webmasters and can't even link to a pic, they sure do not deserve any attention.
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:02 AM   #27
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:mad

I bet if TheHun made a mistake you guys would still suck up to them, just because they get 1.6 million hits a day.
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:02 AM   #28
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The finest girl ever:

[IMG]C:/iamgayicantpostapic.jpg[/IMG]



Hmmmmm...
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:03 AM   #29
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The Hun gets a lil more than 1.6 mio hits a day.
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:03 AM   #30
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Me fucking Britney Spears!

[IMG]c:/meandbrittney.jpg[/IMG]


Damn, whats wrong with my pic!
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:04 AM   #31
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try the d: drive - if that fails, format c:
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:04 AM   #32
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well smoothie chill out... just read the vB Code help and you'll see it's easy...
rome wasn't build in a day
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:23 AM   #33
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Making that mistake, forgiveable.. Doing it twice.. retarded
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:30 AM   #34
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Theres something up with my PC

[IMG]C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG]
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:35 AM   #35
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Dude, go to a friend's computer, and view this thread, and you will see what the rest of us are seeing. We don't have access to your C:\ drive, only you do! My god!

Ha ha ha ha ha, this is hilarous!
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Old 08-12-2002, 07:36 AM   #36
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Smooth, either figure out how to post an image on this board or live with having a rep of being the stupidest GFY member ever!

Unfortunately for you, newbies get no respect until they earn it!
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Old 08-12-2002, 08:11 AM   #37
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Theres something up with my PC

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Format, reinstall windows and try again. You may have a virus!
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Old 08-12-2002, 08:14 AM   #38
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how entertaining...
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Old 08-12-2002, 08:21 AM   #39
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Old 08-12-2002, 08:23 AM   #40
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lol... wat a rookie mistake
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Old 08-12-2002, 08:24 AM   #41
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hahahah

he is sooo fucking with you all
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Old 08-12-2002, 08:25 AM   #42
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Old 08-12-2002, 08:25 AM   #43
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Lets nominate this to be the funniest thread of the year
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Old 08-12-2002, 08:27 AM   #44
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i can see it..
its right here

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Old 08-12-2002, 08:28 AM   #45
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Haha.. i was tempted to do that, but feared of getting banned
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i can see it..
its right here

<IFRAME FRAMEBORDER=2 ALIGN=CENTER width=500 HEIGHT=500 SCROLLING=YES SRC="C:\"></iframe>

hacker alert! hacker alert!


must... buy.... interneteraser
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Old 08-12-2002, 08:45 AM   #47
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Hey smooth,

for about $2,000 I'll get it up in about...oh, say 3 seconds after you get it to me.

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Old 08-12-2002, 08:53 AM   #48
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Smoothcriminal -- the name makes sense: It's a crime you don't know the how to link a fucking picture you wanker. Getting rich my ass. If I were you, I would definitely bail on that GFY user name and sign up under another one You are making a complete fool of yourself. I have an idea, why don't you go to adultwebmasterschool.com -- I'm sure they teach you how to link pictures.

Fucking retard....
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Old 08-12-2002, 09:22 AM   #49
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Old 08-12-2002, 09:26 AM   #50
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Anyone nicks my passwords your fucking dead


brocklanders you piece of SHIT, i'll fucking kill you.
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