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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Thats given me an idea |
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#2 |
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Location: The Netherlands
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I don't mean to bitch at you, but this is your third failed attempt to upload an image.
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#3 |
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Location: UK
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I can see it, perfectly.
Let me try it again might be something wrong with my PC |
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#4 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Dude, you have to upload an image to a webserver first. Of course you see it perfectly yourself, it's on your own hard disk.
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well ya duh of course u can see it perfectly lol
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#6 |
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![]() sorry, here it is
[IMG]C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] |
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#7 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Upload your image to your host
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haha
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#9 |
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Location: Montreal
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send me the pic tru icq, Ill make sure it gets posted
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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It's still C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg It's on your hard drive! It should look like this http://www.yourdomain.com/GFYfreeadvert.jpg You need to FTP the image to your host (if you have one) |
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Back in the USSA
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I had a model send me her sample photos this way... Embedded image in HTML in the email, pointed at C:\
Smoothie... You're using a local link. The image on your hard drive will be visible to you, but not to us. Think of it this way... On your computer, a link to C:\ goes to your hard drive. However, how could that link possibly tell *our* computers which computer to find the file on? You need the file to be on a webserver. If your PC is a webserver, you should be able to give us a URL with http:// at the beginning, followed by the IP address of your computer, etc...
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Macdaddy coder
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#13 |
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Location: UK
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Silly me, i sometimes bugger things up, i'll stick to making money
thats what i'm good at, hehe. 5 ideas came into my head when I saw that picture. |
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#14 |
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Does it work?
Well? |
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i had some great ideas too....
[list=a][*][IMG]file:///C:/GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] [*][IMG]file:///C:/GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] [*][IMG]file:///C:/GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] [/list=a] good eh?
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#16 |
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Smoothie... How are you making money in this industry if you don't understand the rudiments of the web?
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#17 |
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Smoothcriminal I still think you need
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My name is not smoothie, you clowns.
I prefer Smoothcriminal, ok No I don't need help |
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haha
remember your computer does not act like a server.. reference to newbie manual page 34
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something tells me this MJ-wannabe kid lost himself in the dark GFY dungeon and needs help !
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#23 |
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Hey shut up Joe Sixpack, more like Joe 2pac & small beans.
Your the fuckwit, you little bugger. |
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#24 |
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SmoothCriminal... Sorry... four syllables just doesn't seem like a name I can address someone by. Plus, I am too lazy to want to type fourteen letters. I won't call you Smoothie if you don't like it, but with a name like that, you will end up getting called something shorter.
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#25 |
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The finest girl ever:
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People who try to act like adult webmasters and can't even link to a pic, they sure do not deserve any attention.
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#27 |
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![]() I bet if TheHun made a mistake you guys would still suck up to them, just because they get 1.6 million hits a day.
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The Hun gets a lil more than 1.6 mio hits a day.
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#30 |
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Me fucking Britney Spears!
[IMG]c:/meandbrittney.jpg[/IMG] Damn, whats wrong with my pic! |
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try the d: drive - if that fails, format c:
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well smoothie chill out... just read the vB Code help and you'll see it's easy...
rome wasn't build in a day
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#33 |
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Making that mistake, forgiveable.. Doing it twice.. retarded
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#34 |
So Fucking Banned
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![]() Theres something up with my PC
[IMG]C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] |
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#35 |
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Dude, go to a friend's computer, and view this thread, and you will see what the rest of us are seeing. We don't have access to your C:\ drive, only you do! My god!
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#36 |
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Smooth, either figure out how to post an image on this board or live with having a rep of being the stupidest GFY member ever!
Unfortunately for you, newbies get no respect until they earn it! |
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how entertaining...
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#39 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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#40 |
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lol... wat a rookie mistake
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#41 |
Will code for food...
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Buckeye, AZ
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hahahah
he is sooo fucking with you all
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format:brain
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Lets nominate this to be the funniest thread of the year
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#44 |
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i can see it..
its right here <IFRAME FRAMEBORDER=2 ALIGN=CENTER width=500 HEIGHT=500 SCROLLING=YES SRC="C:\"></iframe> |
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#45 |
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Haha.. i was tempted to do that, but feared of getting banned
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Will code for food...
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Buckeye, AZ
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hacker alert! hacker alert! must... buy.... interneteraser
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#47 |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Hey smooth,
for about $2,000 I'll get it up in about...oh, say 3 seconds after you get it to me. GD |
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#48 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: San Francisco, CA
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Smoothcriminal -- the name makes sense: It's a crime you don't know the how to link a fucking picture you wanker. Getting rich my ass. If I were you, I would definitely bail on that GFY user name and sign up under another one You are making a complete fool of yourself. I have an idea, why don't you go to adultwebmasterschool.com -- I'm sure they teach you how to link pictures.
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OMG
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#50 |
So Fucking Banned
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Location: UK
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Anyone nicks my passwords your fucking dead
brocklanders you piece of SHIT, i'll fucking kill you. |
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