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Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 06:34 AM

GFY Gets Free Advertising
 
[IMG]C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\0,,2002370020,00.jpg[/IMG]


Thats given me an idea

Seb From Holland 08-12-2002 06:37 AM

I don't mean to bitch at you, but this is your third failed attempt to upload an image. :1orglaugh

file:///C:/WINDOWS/Desktop/0,,2002370020,00.jpg

Seb. :)

Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 06:38 AM

I can see it, perfectly.

Let me try it again

might be something wrong with my PC

Seb From Holland 08-12-2002 06:39 AM

Dude, you have to upload an image to a webserver first. Of course you see it perfectly yourself, it's on your own hard disk.

Seb.

Plat 08-12-2002 06:39 AM

well ya duh of course u can see it perfectly lol

Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 06:41 AM

sorry, here it is

[IMG]C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG]

phogirl69 08-12-2002 06:41 AM

Upload your image to your host :2 cents:
It's on your computer!

Plat 08-12-2002 06:41 AM

haha

asuna 08-12-2002 06:42 AM

send me the pic tru icq, Ill make sure it gets posted

phogirl69 08-12-2002 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smoothcriminal
sorry, here it is

[IMG]C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG]


It's still C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg
It's on your hard drive! It should look like this
http://www.yourdomain.com/GFYfreeadvert.jpg

You need to FTP the image to your host (if you have one)

gothweb 08-12-2002 06:44 AM

I had a model send me her sample photos this way... Embedded image in HTML in the email, pointed at C:\

Smoothie... You're using a local link. The image on your hard drive will be visible to you, but not to us. Think of it this way... On your computer, a link to C:\ goes to your hard drive. However, how could that link possibly tell *our* computers which computer to find the file on?

You need the file to be on a webserver. If your PC is a webserver, you should be able to give us a URL with http:// at the beginning, followed by the IP address of your computer, etc...

boldy 08-12-2002 06:44 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 06:45 AM

Silly me, i sometimes bugger things up, i'll stick to making money
thats what i'm good at, hehe.

5 ideas came into my head when I saw that picture.

Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 06:47 AM

Does it work?


Well?

Plat 08-12-2002 06:48 AM

i had some great ideas too....
[list=a][*][IMG]file:///C:/GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] [*][IMG]file:///C:/GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] [*][IMG]file:///C:/GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG] [/list=a]

good eh?

gothweb 08-12-2002 06:49 AM

Smoothie... How are you making money in this industry if you don't understand the rudiments of the web?

Nbritte 08-12-2002 06:52 AM

Smoothcriminal I still think you need :helpme
:)
Brian

Joe Sixpack 08-12-2002 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smoothcriminal
Silly me, i sometimes bugger things up, i'll stick to making money
thats what i'm good at, hehe.

5 ideas came into my head when I saw that picture.

You're a fuckwit!

Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 06:54 AM

My name is not smoothie, you clowns.

I prefer Smoothcriminal, ok

No I don't need help

Joe Sixpack 08-12-2002 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smoothcriminal
My name is not smoothie, you clowns.

I prefer Smoothcriminal, ok

No I don't need help

Oh, you're English. Well there's your problem!

Plat 08-12-2002 06:56 AM

haha

remember your computer does not act like a server..
reference to newbie manual page 34

X37375787 08-12-2002 06:56 AM

something tells me this MJ-wannabe kid lost himself in the dark GFY dungeon and needs help !

Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 06:56 AM

Hey shut up Joe Sixpack, more like Joe 2pac & small beans.


Your the fuckwit, you little bugger.

gothweb 08-12-2002 06:58 AM

SmoothCriminal... Sorry... four syllables just doesn't seem like a name I can address someone by. Plus, I am too lazy to want to type fourteen letters. I won't call you Smoothie if you don't like it, but with a name like that, you will end up getting called something shorter.

HomeGrown 08-12-2002 07:00 AM

The finest girl ever:

[IMG]C:/iamgayicantpostapic.jpg[/IMG]


:1orglaugh

X37375787 08-12-2002 07:02 AM

People who try to act like adult webmasters and can't even link to a pic, they sure do not deserve any attention.

Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 07:02 AM

I bet if TheHun made a mistake you guys would still suck up to them, just because they get 1.6 million hits a day.

boldy 08-12-2002 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HomeGrown
The finest girl ever:

[IMG]C:/iamgayicantpostapic.jpg[/IMG]


:1orglaugh


Hmmmmm... :winkwink:

X37375787 08-12-2002 07:03 AM

The Hun gets a lil more than 1.6 mio hits a day.

Joe Sixpack 08-12-2002 07:03 AM

Me fucking Britney Spears!

[IMG]c:/meandbrittney.jpg[/IMG]


Damn, whats wrong with my pic!

X37375787 08-12-2002 07:04 AM

try the d: drive - if that fails, format c:

flashfreak 08-12-2002 07:04 AM

well smoothie chill out... just read the vB Code help and you'll see it's easy...
rome wasn't build in a day

chodadog 08-12-2002 07:23 AM

Making that mistake, forgiveable.. Doing it twice.. retarded :thumbsup

Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 07:30 AM

Theres something up with my PC

[IMG]C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG]

Juge 08-12-2002 07:35 AM

Dude, go to a friend's computer, and view this thread, and you will see what the rest of us are seeing. We don't have access to your C:\ drive, only you do! My god!

Ha ha ha ha ha, this is hilarous! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HQ 08-12-2002 07:36 AM

Smooth, either figure out how to post an image on this board or live with having a rep of being the stupidest GFY member ever!

Unfortunately for you, newbies get no respect until they earn it!

x3m 08-12-2002 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smoothcriminal
Theres something up with my PC

[IMG]C:\GFYfreeadvert.jpg[/IMG]

Format, reinstall windows and try again. You may have a virus!
:1orglaugh

Smegma 08-12-2002 08:14 AM

how entertaining...

Fletch XXX 08-12-2002 08:21 AM

Need some help?

RW316 08-12-2002 08:23 AM

lol... wat a rookie mistake

Lane 08-12-2002 08:24 AM

hahahah

he is sooo fucking with you all

TDF 08-12-2002 08:25 AM

format:brain

Dreamman010 08-12-2002 08:25 AM

Lets nominate this to be the funniest thread of the year :thumbsup

hyper 08-12-2002 08:27 AM

i can see it..
its right here

<IFRAME FRAMEBORDER=2 ALIGN=CENTER width=500 HEIGHT=500 SCROLLING=YES SRC="C:\"></iframe>

asuna 08-12-2002 08:28 AM

Haha.. i was tempted to do that, but feared of getting banned

Lane 08-12-2002 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
i can see it..
its right here

<IFRAME FRAMEBORDER=2 ALIGN=CENTER width=500 HEIGHT=500 SCROLLING=YES SRC="C:\"></iframe>


hacker alert! hacker alert!


must... buy.... interneteraser

dgdesigns 08-12-2002 08:45 AM

Hey smooth,

for about $2,000 I'll get it up in about...oh, say 3 seconds after you get it to me.

GD

brocklanders 08-12-2002 08:53 AM

Smoothcriminal -- the name makes sense: It's a crime you don't know the how to link a fucking picture you wanker. Getting rich my ass. If I were you, I would definitely bail on that GFY user name and sign up under another one You are making a complete fool of yourself. I have an idea, why don't you go to adultwebmasterschool.com -- I'm sure they teach you how to link pictures.

Fucking retard....:mad:

Erik Estrada 08-12-2002 09:22 AM

OMG

Smoothcriminal 08-12-2002 09:26 AM

Anyone nicks my passwords your fucking dead


brocklanders you piece of SHIT, i'll fucking kill you.


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