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Old 03-21-2007, 09:22 PM   #1
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I was in the news!

Jesus what a day I had. I was out in my boat pulling up the crab traps today, trying to get me some fresh Dungeness Crab for dinner, and some fucking poacher (that's a guy who steals other peoples crabs from their traps) apparently drown and got all caught up in my trap line, so I when I pulled up my trap he was with it. Was fucking pretty nasty he had like about, shit, 15 - 16 crab stuck to him, big fucking crab too.

So anyway, when I got back to shore, I called it in, Sheriff & some newscrew came out. I showed them all the crab, and they were like "where's the body?" and I said "Oh, I am gonna pull him up again tomorrow"
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:24 PM   #2
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Jesus what a day I had. I was out in my boat pulling up the crab traps today, trying to get me some fresh Dungeness Crab for dinner, and some fucking poacher (that's a guy who steals other peoples crabs from their traps) apparently drown and got all caught up in my trap line, so I when I pulled up my trap he was with it. Was fucking pretty nasty he had like about, shit, 15 - 16 crab stuck to him, big fucking crab too.

So anyway, when I got back to shore, I called it in, Sheriff & some newscrew came out. I showed them all the crab, and they were like "where's the body?" and I said "Oh, I am gonna pull him up again tomorrow"
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BTW, must suck to have your cause of death listed as "Crabs".

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Old 03-21-2007, 09:24 PM   #3
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DAYUM!!! thats crazy...hope u dont have any nightmares 2nite...

sorry for the bad news
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:25 PM   #4
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is this a joke?
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:25 PM   #5
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tick tock tick tock tick tock
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:30 PM   #6
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I actually think its funny
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:49 PM   #7
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I actually think its funny
Too funny to be true
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:53 PM   #8
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don't fuck with the crabs...
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:02 PM   #9
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:06 PM   #10
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I'm assuming this is a joke where the punchline is that the dead guy makes good crab bait?

Meh... I'll give it a 6/10.
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Old 03-21-2007, 10:10 PM   #11
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Old 03-22-2007, 02:32 PM   #12
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Nasty crabs
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Old 03-22-2007, 05:49 PM   #13
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