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I was in the news!
Jesus what a day I had. I was out in my boat pulling up the crab traps today, trying to get me some fresh Dungeness Crab for dinner, and some fucking poacher (that's a guy who steals other peoples crabs from their traps) apparently drown and got all caught up in my trap line, so I when I pulled up my trap he was with it. Was fucking pretty nasty he had like about, shit, 15 - 16 crab stuck to him, big fucking crab too.
So anyway, when I got back to shore, I called it in, Sheriff & some newscrew came out. I showed them all the crab, and they were like "where's the body?" and I said "Oh, I am gonna pull him up again tomorrow" |
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BTW, must suck to have your cause of death listed as "Crabs". ADG Webmasters |
DAYUM!!! thats crazy...hope u dont have any nightmares 2nite...
sorry for the bad news |
is this a joke?
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tick tock tick tock tick tock
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I actually think its funny
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don't fuck with the crabs...
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I'm assuming this is a joke where the punchline is that the dead guy makes good crab bait?
Meh... I'll give it a 6/10. |
The moral of the story is, don't steal.
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Nasty crabs
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