Originally Posted by aico

Jesus what a day I had. I was out in my boat pulling up the crab traps today, trying to get me some fresh Dungeness Crab for dinner, and some fucking poacher (that's a guy who steals other peoples crabs from their traps) apparently drown and got all caught up in my trap line, so I when I pulled up my trap he was with it. Was fucking pretty nasty he had like about, shit, 15 - 16 crab stuck to him, big fucking crab too.

So anyway, when I got back to shore, I called it in, Sheriff & some newscrew came out. I showed them all the crab, and they were like "where's the body?" and I said "Oh, I am gonna pull him up again tomorrow"