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Old 03-18-2007, 07:14 PM   #1
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What is the first thing a blonde does after a bad car accident

Turn off the ignition?

NO

Get away from the car in case it explodes?

NO

Call 911 on her cell phone?

NO















I received this in my inbox this morning and thought it was quite funny.

To the blonde girls that read this please don?t take offence, I love blonde girls ? you rock.
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Old 03-18-2007, 07:17 PM   #2
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Comb her hair? Hahaha
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Old 03-18-2007, 07:18 PM   #3
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probably getting the glass out of her hair lol
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Old 03-18-2007, 07:25 PM   #4
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Check to see if their brains fell out?
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Old 03-18-2007, 07:33 PM   #5
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:31 PM   #6
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Old 03-18-2007, 09:21 PM   #7
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I thought she was getting the valve cap off the stem in her ear - figured the air bags had inflated - might as well get a refill
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Old 03-18-2007, 09:30 PM   #8
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prolly after fixing her hair, put some make up on her face...lol..
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Old 03-18-2007, 09:37 PM   #9
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Old 03-18-2007, 10:23 PM   #10
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Thats classic
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Old 03-18-2007, 11:27 PM   #11
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hahahahahaha
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Old 03-18-2007, 11:45 PM   #12
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thats why blondes are tops..they are just purpose built..
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Old 03-18-2007, 11:52 PM   #13
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god bless her ... she managed to salvage the propel =)
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Old 03-18-2007, 11:57 PM   #14
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Check to see if their brains fell out?
Blonde, brains?
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Old 03-19-2007, 04:09 AM   #15
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hehehehe nice one

- What does the blonde when she wakes up?
- Dresses up and go home.

- What does the blonde when she wakes up under the cow?
- Alright boys just one at the time!

- Why does the blonde does not closes her zipper on the pants?
- So you could "read her lips"?

- Why did blonde came back disappointed from the London?
- Because she found out that Big Ben is just a clock...

I could go like this for days
but actually I LOVE blondes
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Old 03-19-2007, 04:13 AM   #16
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Old 03-19-2007, 04:57 AM   #17
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Check to see if their brains fell out?
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Old 03-19-2007, 05:01 AM   #18
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true story: me and my sister were driving to visit my grandparents about a year ago.

so when leaving the autobahn there was a blue fiat right in front of me.
she was leaving the autobahn quite fast regarding the immense curve and her shitty car.

next thing we saw that the car started spinning around with screaming tires.

she had immense luck she hadn't hit any wall and the car stopped in the middle of the track. i managed breaking fast enough and what did i see:

first thing she did was taking a look in the rear-view mirror fumbling around in her hair.


my sister and me had the best laugh ever



no need to mention it was a blonde
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Old 03-19-2007, 05:03 AM   #19
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Old 03-19-2007, 05:29 AM   #20
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Old 03-19-2007, 05:43 AM   #21
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She's a robot, of course she's going to check the back of her skull under the hair first, that's where her Intermatrix Power Cell is located. If that thing gets so much as a micro-fracture it could take out that entire city.
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