What is the first thing a blonde does after a bad car accident

**J. Falcon** · 03-18-2007, 06:17 PM

Comb her hair? Hahaha

**stickyfingerz** · 03-18-2007, 06:18 PM

probably getting the glass out of her hair lol

**Spunky** · 03-18-2007, 06:25 PM

Check to see if their brains fell out?

**sicone** · 03-18-2007, 06:33 PM

**woj** · 03-18-2007, 07:31 PM

**Linkster** · 03-18-2007, 08:21 PM

I thought she was getting the valve cap off the stem in her ear - figured the air bags had inflated - might as well get a refill

**sniperwolf** · 03-18-2007, 08:30 PM

prolly after fixing her hair, put some make up on her face...lol..

**Mr.Right - Banned For Life** · 03-18-2007, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by sicone

**Brooke Anderson** · 03-18-2007, 09:23 PM

Thats classic

**Violetta** · 03-18-2007, 10:27 PM

hahahahahaha

**FritzRyan** · 03-18-2007, 10:45 PM

thats why blondes are tops..they are just purpose built..

**BrettJ** · 03-18-2007, 10:52 PM

god bless her ... she managed to salvage the propel =)

**DamageX** · 03-18-2007, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Check to see if their brains fell out?

Blonde, brains?

**HomerSimpson** · 03-19-2007, 03:09 AM

hehehehe nice one

- What does the blonde when she wakes up?
- Dresses up and go home.

- What does the blonde when she wakes up under the cow?
- Alright boys just one at the time!

- Why does the blonde does not closes her zipper on the pants?
- So you could "read her lips"?

- Why did blonde came back disappointed from the London?
- Because she found out that Big Ben is just a clock...

I could go like this for days
but actually I LOVE blondes

**Adultnet** · 03-19-2007, 03:13 AM

yeah indeed.. lol

**jdc** · 03-19-2007, 03:57 AM

Originally posted by Spunky

Check to see if their brains fell out?

haha

**gangbangjoe** · 03-19-2007, 04:01 AM

true story: me and my sister were driving to visit my grandparents about a year ago.

so when leaving the autobahn there was a blue fiat right in front of me.
she was leaving the autobahn quite fast regarding the immense curve and her shitty car.

next thing we saw that the car started spinning around with screaming tires.

she had immense luck she hadn't hit any wall and the car stopped in the middle of the track. i managed breaking fast enough and what did i see:

first thing she did was taking a look in the rear-view mirror fumbling around in her hair.

my sister and me had the best laugh ever

no need to mention it was a blonde

**TigerDragon** · 03-19-2007, 04:03 AM

**st0n3y** · 03-19-2007, 04:29 AM

**notabook** · 03-19-2007, 04:43 AM

She's a robot, of course she's going to check the back of her skull under the hair first, that's where her Intermatrix Power Cell is located. If that thing gets so much as a micro-fracture it could take out that entire city.

What is the first thing a blonde does after a bad car accident

What is the first thing a blonde does after a bad car accident

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