Reminder: Guitarists who dont' play Teles are fags - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 03-10-2007, 12:45 PM

Tele or anal sex. In YOUR ass.

Those are your choices.

dropped9 · 03-10-2007, 12:46 PM

tesla you mean? or what?

webmasterchecks · 03-10-2007, 12:46 PM

whats a teles?

DarkJedi · 03-10-2007, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER

whats a teles?

You are not a musician. Please leave this thread.

webmasterchecks · 03-10-2007, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

You are not a musician. Please leave this thread.

i am absolutely a musician and am staying in this thread

answer the question, did you mispell it?

DarkJedi · 03-10-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER

i am absolutely a musician

Listening to rap doesn't qualify you as one.

ungratefulninja · 03-10-2007, 12:53 PM

Fender Telecaster?

webmasterchecks · 03-10-2007, 12:54 PM

you dont know what your talking about, wtf do you think a "teles" is?

porno jew · 03-10-2007, 12:56 PM

would you dare to call kane roberts a fag to his face? no. didn't think so. so shut your fag mouth goy.

DarkJedi · 03-10-2007, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER

you dont know what your talking about, wtf do you think a "teles" is?

CaptainHowdy · 03-10-2007, 12:57 PM

Not a guitarist but I do prefer when one shows up to a rehearsal with of those

!!

Mr Pheer · 03-10-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

would you dare to call kane roberts a fag to his face? no. didn't think so. so shut your fag mouth goy.

you dont have to call him a fag. That hair already says it.

webmasterchecks · 03-10-2007, 01:00 PM

gotcha, people who dont play a telecaster are gay, lame

your gay if you have a stratocaster

porno jew · 03-10-2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

you dont have to call him a fag. That hair already says it.

this coming from someone who's nick is mr QUEER.

dig420 · 03-10-2007, 01:01 PM

Gibson SG Special, if it's good enough for Angus it's good enough for me.

Kane Roberts OBVIOUSLY loves the cock.

porno jew · 03-10-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420

Kane Roberts OBVIOUSLY loves the cock.

whatever clown!

does this look queer to you, MR QUEER?

psili · 03-10-2007, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

whatever clown!

does this look queer to you, MR QUEER?

I know nothing about musical instruments, nor whoever that is in that pic, but he's as queer as your are jewish.

MattO · 03-10-2007, 02:04 PM

Telecasters are fine if you're playing at the Grand Ol' Opry or in a pretentious math-rock Indie band.

Jakke PNG · 03-10-2007, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

whatever clown!

does this look queer to you, MR QUEER?

Is that a trick question?

Twisted Dave · 03-10-2007, 07:50 PM

You're wrong. I used to own a Telecaster... lovely guitars, but This is a real guitar ;) The Gibson Les Paul. Nothing beats it. NOTHING. I owned and played both but sold the Telecaster since I never used anything but the Gibson. For good reason. Warmer, fuller sound. And for rock work, the tele can't come close.

Nodtveidt · 03-10-2007, 08:09 PM

My wife and I both play Dean Customs (mine's black and hers is purple), but they look somewhat like Teles. I can't stand the split headstock style, I gotta have all the tuning pegs on one side. However, you could tell her to her face that she's a "fag" or "gay" or "homosexual" and she wouldn't give a shit because she's bisexual, but telling me to my face that I'm a fag will get you a broken nose as best case scenario.

hezochiah · 03-10-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by twisted Illustration

You're wrong. I used to own a Telecaster... lovely guitars, but This is a real guitar ;) The Gibson Les Paul. Nothing beats it. NOTHING. I owned and played both but sold the Telecaster since I never used anything but the Gibson. For good reason. Warmer, fuller sound. And for rock work, the tele can't come close.

I agree with you on the Les Paul part, but having both a LP and a Tele is definitely the best of both worlds. One thing I like about Fenders is that their MIM (Made in Mexico) line costs about what the Epiphones (Korean made Gibson copies) do with much higher quality. My 50's Classic Tele is one of the best guitars I've ever had which isn't bad for $400. But if I had a choice of any guitar it would definitely be an LP Standard with the Gibson '76 Explorer a very close second.

TexasDreams · 03-10-2007, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER

gotcha, people who dont play a telecaster are gay, lame

your gay if you have a stratocaster

Correction : If you play both a telecaster and stratocaster, it means you don't live in the Ukraine.

Just a few of my guitars. And that prick Ice still has the Paul Reed Smith I loaned him.

NoWhErE · 03-10-2007, 08:57 PM

I can play a mean Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do!

Timbo · 03-10-2007, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration

You're wrong. I used to own a Telecaster... lovely guitars, but This is a real guitar ;) The Gibson Les Paul. Nothing beats it. NOTHING. I owned and played both but sold the Telecaster since I never used anything but the Gibson. For good reason. Warmer, fuller sound. And for rock work, the tele can't come close.

Absolutely correct. Nothing is fatter, nothing will produce the same bite. A real solid piece of wood.

donkevlar · 03-10-2007, 09:06 PM

Can any of you play flamenco, have a guitar and the ability to record? If so, get at me, I have some interesting studio work needed done.

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stickyfingerz · 03-10-2007, 09:11 PM

Do I need to post up my collection again hehe.

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