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DarkJedi 03-10-2007 12:45 PM

Reminder: Guitarists who dont' play Teles are fags
 
Tele or anal sex. In YOUR ass.

Those are your choices.

dropped9 03-10-2007 12:46 PM

tesla you mean? or what?

webmasterchecks 03-10-2007 12:46 PM

whats a teles?

DarkJedi 03-10-2007 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 12051648)
whats a teles?

You are not a musician. Please leave this thread.

webmasterchecks 03-10-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 12051652)
You are not a musician. Please leave this thread.

i am absolutely a musician and am staying in this thread

answer the question, did you mispell it?

DarkJedi 03-10-2007 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 12051656)
i am absolutely a musician

Listening to rap doesn't qualify you as one.

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ungratefulninja 03-10-2007 12:53 PM

Fender Telecaster?

webmasterchecks 03-10-2007 12:54 PM

you dont know what your talking about, wtf do you think a "teles" is?

porno jew 03-10-2007 12:56 PM

http://www.kaneroberts.com/images/k1.jpg

would you dare to call kane roberts a fag to his face? no. didn't think so. so shut your fag mouth goy.

DarkJedi 03-10-2007 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 12051681)
you dont know what your talking about, wtf do you think a "teles" is?

http://www.rare-guitars.co.uk/guitar...Telecaster.jpg

CaptainHowdy 03-10-2007 12:57 PM

Not a guitarist but I do prefer when one shows up to a rehearsal with of those :pimp !!

Mr Pheer 03-10-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 12051687)
http://www.kaneroberts.com/images/k1.jpg

would you dare to call kane roberts a fag to his face? no. didn't think so. so shut your fag mouth goy.

you dont have to call him a fag. That hair already says it.

webmasterchecks 03-10-2007 01:00 PM

gotcha, people who dont play a telecaster are gay, lame

your gay if you have a stratocaster

porno jew 03-10-2007 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 12051695)
you dont have to call him a fag. That hair already says it.

this coming from someone who's nick is mr QUEER. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dig420 03-10-2007 01:01 PM

Gibson SG Special, if it's good enough for Angus it's good enough for me.

Kane Roberts OBVIOUSLY loves the cock.

porno jew 03-10-2007 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12051716)
Kane Roberts OBVIOUSLY loves the cock.

whatever clown! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

does this look queer to you, MR QUEER?

http://www.sickthingsuk.co.uk/musici...neroberts1.jpg

psili 03-10-2007 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 12051724)
whatever clown! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

does this look queer to you, MR QUEER?

I know nothing about musical instruments, nor whoever that is in that pic, but he's as queer as your are jewish.

MattO 03-10-2007 02:04 PM

Telecasters are fine if you're playing at the Grand Ol' Opry or in a pretentious math-rock Indie band.

Jakke PNG 03-10-2007 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 12051724)
whatever clown! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

does this look queer to you, MR QUEER?

http://www.sickthingsuk.co.uk/musici...neroberts1.jpg

Is that a trick question?

Twisted Dave 03-10-2007 07:50 PM

http://www.retrotownmusic.com/catalo...%20552.jpg

You're wrong. I used to own a Telecaster... lovely guitars, but This is a real guitar ;) The Gibson Les Paul. Nothing beats it. NOTHING. I owned and played both but sold the Telecaster since I never used anything but the Gibson. For good reason. Warmer, fuller sound. And for rock work, the tele can't come close.

Nodtveidt 03-10-2007 08:09 PM

My wife and I both play Dean Customs (mine's black and hers is purple), but they look somewhat like Teles. I can't stand the split headstock style, I gotta have all the tuning pegs on one side. However, you could tell her to her face that she's a "fag" or "gay" or "homosexual" and she wouldn't give a shit because she's bisexual, but telling me to my face that I'm a fag will get you a broken nose as best case scenario.

hezochiah 03-10-2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration (Post 12052960)
http://www.retrotownmusic.com/catalo...18th%20552.jpg

You're wrong. I used to own a Telecaster... lovely guitars, but This is a real guitar ;) The Gibson Les Paul. Nothing beats it. NOTHING. I owned and played both but sold the Telecaster since I never used anything but the Gibson. For good reason. Warmer, fuller sound. And for rock work, the tele can't come close.

I agree with you on the Les Paul part, but having both a LP and a Tele is definitely the best of both worlds. One thing I like about Fenders is that their MIM (Made in Mexico) line costs about what the Epiphones (Korean made Gibson copies) do with much higher quality. My 50's Classic Tele is one of the best guitars I've ever had which isn't bad for $400. But if I had a choice of any guitar it would definitely be an LP Standard with the Gibson '76 Explorer a very close second.

TexasDreams 03-10-2007 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 12051709)
gotcha, people who dont play a telecaster are gay, lame

your gay if you have a stratocaster

Correction : If you play both a telecaster and stratocaster, it means you don't live in the Ukraine.

Just a few of my guitars. And that prick Ice still has the Paul Reed Smith I loaned him.

http://www.blingstudio.com/guitars01.jpg

NoWhErE 03-10-2007 08:57 PM

I can play a mean Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do!

Timbo 03-10-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration (Post 12052960)
http://www.retrotownmusic.com/catalo...18th%20552.jpg

You're wrong. I used to own a Telecaster... lovely guitars, but This is a real guitar ;) The Gibson Les Paul. Nothing beats it. NOTHING. I owned and played both but sold the Telecaster since I never used anything but the Gibson. For good reason. Warmer, fuller sound. And for rock work, the tele can't come close.

Absolutely correct. Nothing is fatter, nothing will produce the same bite. A real solid piece of wood.

donkevlar 03-10-2007 09:06 PM

Can any of you play flamenco, have a guitar and the ability to record? If so, get at me, I have some interesting studio work needed done.

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