This one time in band camp.... - GoFuckYourself.com

LiveDose · 03-10-2007, 12:56 AM

Ha, I love this flick...

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Matt Stifler: What the fuck!

Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?

Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!

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The Walrus · 03-10-2007, 01:10 AM

I once stuck a clairenet up my ass at a camp and actually got that thing to toot. This was back in High School. True story.

This was about the same time we were playing with blue flame farts, Bic lighters and Everclear shots. Stupid? Yes. Do I regret it? Hells no!

Mind you a woodwind uses a reed, so in ormal play you have to hold your lips and mouth in the exact right position to even get a sound or a squeak out of it. I sounded like Beethoven (I know he didn't play the clairenet, but I can not think of any musically inclined clairenet [layers at the moment and way to bumped out to Google).

wyldworx · 03-10-2007, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus

I once stuck a clairenet up my ass at a camp and actually got that thing to toot. This was back in High School. True story.

This was about the same time we were playing with blue flame farts, Bic lighters and Everclear shots. Stupid? Yes. Do I regret it? Hells no!

Mind you a woodwind uses a reed, so in ormal play you have to hold your lips and mouth in the exact right position to even get a sound or a squeak out of it. I sounded like Beethoven (I know he didn't play the clairenet, but I can not think of any musically inclined clairenet [layers at the moment and way to bumped out to Google).

It's funny you should say this, I can play many an instrument using my sphincter. **True!!**

The Walrus · 03-10-2007, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx

It's funny you should say this, I can play many an instrument using my sphincter. **True!!**

High five

We should start a band or some shit.

madawgz · 03-10-2007, 03:03 AM

yeah its fun to watch

wyldworx · 03-10-2007, 03:20 AM

I used to have competitions at my boarding school 15 years ago now, haha, fuck i am getting further away from those funny old days....

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The Walrus So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 898	I once stuck a clairenet up my ass at a camp and actually got that thing to toot. This was back in High School. True story. This was about the same time we were playing with blue flame farts, Bic lighters and Everclear shots. Stupid? Yes. Do I regret it? Hells no! Mind you a woodwind uses a reed, so in ormal play you have to hold your lips and mouth in the exact right position to even get a sound or a squeak out of it. I sounded like Beethoven (I know he didn't play the clairenet, but I can not think of any musically inclined clairenet [layers at the moment and way to bumped out to Google).

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wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	I used to have competitions at my boarding school 15 years ago now, haha, fuck i am getting further away from those funny old days....