This one time in band camp....

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  • LiveDose
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    • Feb 2002
    • 25792

    #1

    This one time in band camp....

    Ha, I love this flick...

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  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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    • Jul 2004
    • 38323

    #2
    Matt Stifler: What the fuck!

    Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?

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    • The Walrus
      So Fucking Banned
      • Mar 2007
      • 898

      #3
      I once stuck a clairenet up my ass at a camp and actually got that thing to toot. This was back in High School. True story.

      This was about the same time we were playing with blue flame farts, Bic lighters and Everclear shots. Stupid? Yes. Do I regret it? Hells no!

      Mind you a woodwind uses a reed, so in ormal play you have to hold your lips and mouth in the exact right position to even get a sound or a squeak out of it. I sounded like Beethoven (I know he didn't play the clairenet, but I can not think of any musically inclined clairenet [layers at the moment and way to bumped out to Google).

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      • wyldworx
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2006
        • 5144

        #4
        Originally posted by The Walrus
        I once stuck a clairenet up my ass at a camp and actually got that thing to toot. This was back in High School. True story.

        This was about the same time we were playing with blue flame farts, Bic lighters and Everclear shots. Stupid? Yes. Do I regret it? Hells no!

        Mind you a woodwind uses a reed, so in ormal play you have to hold your lips and mouth in the exact right position to even get a sound or a squeak out of it. I sounded like Beethoven (I know he didn't play the clairenet, but I can not think of any musically inclined clairenet [layers at the moment and way to bumped out to Google).
        It's funny you should say this, I can play many an instrument using my sphincter. **True!!**

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        • The Walrus
          So Fucking Banned
          • Mar 2007
          • 898

          #5
          Originally posted by wyldworx
          It's funny you should say this, I can play many an instrument using my sphincter. **True!!**
          High five We should start a band or some shit.

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          • madawgz
            8.8.8.8
            • Mar 2006
            • 30509

            #6
            yeah its fun to watch
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            • wyldworx
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2006
              • 5144

              #7
              I used to have competitions at my boarding school 15 years ago now, haha, fuck i am getting further away from those funny old days....

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