Is this a compliment? "Do you have butt cheek implants?" - GoFuckYourself.com

The Adult Broker · 03-06-2007, 10:13 AM

LOL .

OK, I might be setting myself up here, but it goes like this...

at school with the kid, it's 8am in the morning, first cup of coffee in hand, parents hanging out as usual to walk kids to class. A mom, tall and skinny comes up to me and says...

'I just have to ask, do you have butt cheek implants?' and I'm like speechless and said 'um, no'....and pointed to my daughter who has the same 'J.LO'.

and the mom says, wow! I can't get seem to get an ass like that no matter how hard I try... (and I'm thinking to myself, well- you can eat and drink more like me.

)

and so I walk away a bit confused.... did she just give me a compliment or did she just tell me I have a big ass that sticks out?

ONLY IN LA! ONLY IN LA!

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LAJ · 03-06-2007, 10:15 AM

That is a big compliment IMO

ffmihai · 03-06-2007, 10:17 AM

yes it is

LeslieSharp · 03-06-2007, 10:17 AM

That is so funny.

Clearly she was wishing for a little junk in her own trunk.

Going through life with a flat ass must be a terrible thing girl, you have to show her some empathy, hug her, and share your diet tips!

xoxo
Leslie

aimeesweet · 03-06-2007, 10:17 AM

Work it Lori!!!

"Only in LA" would someone ask if you have had a butt-job lol

ffmihai · 03-06-2007, 10:18 AM

yes it is of course

LeslieSharp · 03-06-2007, 10:18 AM

I heard somewhere in a bathroom or alley that spankings stimulates butt growth and perks it up, hmmmmm! I remember how eager beaver you were when we went to that dungeon party!

Do you have something you want to share Ms. Lori?

xoxo
Leslie

The Adult Broker · 03-06-2007, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by LeslieSharp

I heard somewhere in a bathroom or alley that spankings stimulates butt growth and perks it up, hmmmmm! I remember how eager beaver you were when we went to that dungeon party!

Do you have something you want to share Ms. Lori?

xoxo
Leslie

OMG! LOL girl. Well, I guess I have nothing left to say, you just said it.

. but who said perky? she said butt cheek implants so that could just mean big and sticks out

my diet tips: eat, drink, enjoy life... and um, other things. That should give her a nice booty

But only in LA would someone prolly ask a question like this. I don't think I would hear it in rural Ohio

dragon9 · 03-06-2007, 10:28 AM

You should post a picture of your ass!IMO

kristin · 03-06-2007, 10:54 AM

A good compliment but the delivery was a little odd ...

Silly Guy · 03-06-2007, 10:54 AM

I would have to see a pic of your behind before i can tell you whether it was a compliment or not...

MikeVega · 03-06-2007, 10:56 AM

I'd say it's a good thing .. i've seen your butt and it's nice

Redmanthatcould · 03-06-2007, 11:00 AM

I am out of the Valley, so I am not surprised by that one bit. But that is pretty laughable.

Jman · 03-06-2007, 12:19 PM

You have a great butt and should share it with the world... Now Post Pics Damnit ;-)

The Adult Broker · 03-06-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

You have a great butt and should share it with the world... Now Post Pics Damnit ;-)

LOL, I am looking for one but most of my pics are forward facing

meanwhile, I came across this awesome site! Talk about Butts!

http://www.buttmanmagazine.com/bm.html

and while I am looking for a pic of my butt, feel free to post one of yours

dynastoned · 03-06-2007, 12:26 PM

may all the women in the world strive to have a bigger ass!

MikeVega · 03-06-2007, 12:27 PM

I think we should put an end to this question and I should give your butt a full exam at the PHX show and report back

Fap · 03-06-2007, 12:30 PM

It's a compliment unless you look like this:

Dvae · 03-06-2007, 05:18 PM

Jman · 03-06-2007, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

LOL, I am looking for one but most of my pics are forward facing

meanwhile, I came across this awesome site! Talk about Butts!

http://www.buttmanmagazine.com/bm.html

and while I am looking for a pic of my butt, feel free to post one of yours

Can you guess who

BradM · 03-06-2007, 05:24 PM

I think we need some pics.

The Adult Broker · 03-06-2007, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis

It's a compliment unless you look like this:

hey how did you find that picture of me!

The Adult Broker · 03-06-2007, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Can you guess who

Hey, that ass looks familiar!

sniperwolf · 03-06-2007, 08:26 PM

yes of course..knowing that not all people are given a big booty..be thankful to that and ignore that kind of people...she is just envy you..

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The Adult Broker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The World Posts: 5,265	Is this a compliment? "Do you have butt cheek implants?" LOL . OK, I might be setting myself up here, but it goes like this... at school with the kid, it's 8am in the morning, first cup of coffee in hand, parents hanging out as usual to walk kids to class. A mom, tall and skinny comes up to me and says... 'I just have to ask, do you have butt cheek implants?' and I'm like speechless and said 'um, no'....and pointed to my daughter who has the same 'J.LO'. and the mom says, wow! I can't get seem to get an ass like that no matter how hard I try... (and I'm thinking to myself, well- you can eat and drink more like me. ) and so I walk away a bit confused.... did she just give me a compliment or did she just tell me I have a big ass that sticks out? ONLY IN LA! ONLY IN LA! . __________________ Gamma Entertainment \| \| Camz \| Fleshbot\| TheMobileBroker AdultShowsOnly Lori Z., The Adult Broker \| theadultbroker.com \| [email protected] \| The Mobile Broker \| themobilebroker.com \| [email protected] \|-Adult's ONE stop MOBILE shop ICQ: 289567792

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ffmihai keep walking... Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,177	yes it is __________________

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kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	A good compliment but the delivery was a little odd ... __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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LeslieSharp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,106	That is so funny. Clearly she was wishing for a little junk in her own trunk. Going through life with a flat ass must be a terrible thing girl, you have to show her some empathy, hug her, and share your diet tips! xoxo Leslie

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aimeesweet Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,917	Work it Lori!!! "Only in LA" would someone ask if you have had a butt-job lol

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dragon9 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 123	You should post a picture of your ass!IMO

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Silly Guy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,421	I would have to see a pic of your behind before i can tell you whether it was a compliment or not...

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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I'd say it's a good thing .. i've seen your butt and it's nice __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	I am out of the Valley, so I am not surprised by that one bit. But that is pretty laughable.

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	may all the women in the world strive to have a bigger ass!

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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I think we should put an end to this question and I should give your butt a full exam at the PHX show and report back __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	It's a compliment unless you look like this:

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I think we need some pics.

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sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	yes of course..knowing that not all people are given a big booty..be thankful to that and ignore that kind of people...she is just envy you.. __________________ ~Accepting design works~