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The Adult Broker 03-06-2007 10:13 AM

Is this a compliment? "Do you have butt cheek implants?"
 
LOL . :) :(

OK, I might be setting myself up here, but it goes like this...

at school with the kid, it's 8am in the morning, first cup of coffee in hand, parents hanging out as usual to walk kids to class. A mom, tall and skinny comes up to me and says...

'I just have to ask, do you have butt cheek implants?' and I'm like speechless and said 'um, no'....and pointed to my daughter who has the same 'J.LO'.

and the mom says, wow! I can't get seem to get an ass like that no matter how hard I try... (and I'm thinking to myself, well- you can eat and drink more like me. :upsidedow )

and so I walk away a bit confused.... did she just give me a compliment or did she just tell me I have a big ass that sticks out? :1orglaugh :Oh crap

ONLY IN LA! ONLY IN LA!

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LAJ 03-06-2007 10:15 AM

That is a big compliment IMO

ffmihai 03-06-2007 10:17 AM

yes it is

LeslieSharp 03-06-2007 10:17 AM

That is so funny.

Clearly she was wishing for a little junk in her own trunk.

Going through life with a flat ass must be a terrible thing girl, you have to show her some empathy, hug her, and share your diet tips!

xoxo
Leslie

aimeesweet 03-06-2007 10:17 AM

Work it Lori!!!

"Only in LA" would someone ask if you have had a butt-job lol

ffmihai 03-06-2007 10:18 AM

yes it is of course

LeslieSharp 03-06-2007 10:18 AM

I heard somewhere in a bathroom or alley that spankings stimulates butt growth and perks it up, hmmmmm! I remember how eager beaver you were when we went to that dungeon party!

Do you have something you want to share Ms. Lori?

xoxo
Leslie

The Adult Broker 03-06-2007 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeslieSharp (Post 12028515)
I heard somewhere in a bathroom or alley that spankings stimulates butt growth and perks it up, hmmmmm! I remember how eager beaver you were when we went to that dungeon party!

Do you have something you want to share Ms. Lori?

xoxo
Leslie

OMG! LOL girl. Well, I guess I have nothing left to say, you just said it. :1orglaugh. but who said perky? she said butt cheek implants so that could just mean big and sticks out :upsidedow

my diet tips: eat, drink, enjoy life... and um, other things. That should give her a nice booty :)

But only in LA would someone prolly ask a question like this. I don't think I would hear it in rural Ohio :winkwink:

dragon9 03-06-2007 10:28 AM

You should post a picture of your ass!IMO:thumbsup

kristin 03-06-2007 10:54 AM

A good compliment but the delivery was a little odd ...

Silly Guy 03-06-2007 10:54 AM

I would have to see a pic of your behind before i can tell you whether it was a compliment or not...:Graucho

MikeVega 03-06-2007 10:56 AM

I'd say it's a good thing .. i've seen your butt and it's nice :)

Redmanthatcould 03-06-2007 11:00 AM

I am out of the Valley, so I am not surprised by that one bit. But that is pretty laughable.

Jman 03-06-2007 12:19 PM

You have a great butt and should share it with the world... Now Post Pics Damnit ;-)

The Adult Broker 03-06-2007 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12029243)
You have a great butt and should share it with the world... Now Post Pics Damnit ;-)

LOL, I am looking for one but most of my pics are forward facing :winkwink:

meanwhile, I came across this awesome site! Talk about Butts! :thumbsup


http://www.buttmanmagazine.com/bm.html

and while I am looking for a pic of my butt, feel free to post one of yours :thumbsup

dynastoned 03-06-2007 12:26 PM

may all the women in the world strive to have a bigger ass!

MikeVega 03-06-2007 12:27 PM

I think we should put an end to this question and I should give your butt a full exam at the PHX show and report back

Fap 03-06-2007 12:30 PM

It's a compliment unless you look like this:
http://www.southernangel.com/ggertie/gg01a.jpg

Dvae 03-06-2007 05:18 PM

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k194/pennypat/105.jpg

Jman 03-06-2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker (Post 12029289)
LOL, I am looking for one but most of my pics are forward facing :winkwink:

meanwhile, I came across this awesome site! Talk about Butts! :thumbsup


http://www.buttmanmagazine.com/bm.html

and while I am looking for a pic of my butt, feel free to post one of yours :thumbsup

Can you guess who

http://www.jflaverdiere.com/pics/ass2.jpg

BradM 03-06-2007 05:24 PM

I think we need some pics.

The Adult Broker 03-06-2007 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis (Post 12029319)
It's a compliment unless you look like this:
http://www.southernangel.com/ggertie/gg01a.jpg

hey how did you find that picture of me! :winkwink:

The Adult Broker 03-06-2007 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12030862)

Hey, that ass looks familiar! :winkwink:

sniperwolf 03-06-2007 08:26 PM

yes of course..knowing that not all people are given a big booty..be thankful to that and ignore that kind of people...she is just envy you..


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