LOL .
OK, I might be setting myself up here, but it goes like this...
at school with the kid, it's 8am in the morning, first cup of coffee in hand, parents hanging out as usual to walk kids to class. A mom, tall and skinny comes up to me and says...
'I just have to ask, do you have butt cheek implants?' and I'm like speechless and said 'um, no'....and pointed to my daughter who has the same 'J.LO'.
and the mom says, wow! I can't get seem to get an ass like that no matter how hard I try... (and I'm thinking to myself, well- you can eat and drink more like me.

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and so I walk away a bit confused.... did she just give me a compliment or did she just tell me I have a big ass that sticks out?
ONLY IN LA! ONLY IN LA!
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